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Copy Clerk
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When I heard that Rockband had Iron Maiden's "Run to the Hills" on it, I was fucking pumped.

Then I played it at a friends house. I was sorely disappointed.

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AceDiamond:
Gary Jules covering Tears for Fears' "Mad World" because of the innate overpopularity of it thanks to Gears of War.

Blech.

actually, thats one of the few covers i can stand due to the well done haunting style of it.

if i had to choose the worst cover of all time, i probably couldn't do it. the reason for this is that EVERYTHING by dj sammy angers me. good techno does not need to use covers.

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brtshstel:
Metallica's cover of...anything...is awful.

what about the imperial march?

Anonymous Source
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hmmm slightly strafing from the subject but what about good covers of good songs ?

and can i suggest the Deftones cover of Duran Duran's "the Chauffeur"

Paperboy
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Scissor Sisters cover of Pink Floyds Comfortably Numb.
Scissor Sisters: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ONr5fl-0liQ
Pink Floyd: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JWnapx502uQ

Copy Clerk
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@ OP

Was it this song?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ei-vs3ent9M

if so, the band in Mylo, they're a really good band. I like that cover, although it's not a patch on the original

Any of the Tainted Love covers, especially the Marilyn Manson cover.

And Kayne West, not only for ruining an awesome Daft Punk song, but now millions of kids think that Daft Punk ripped off Kayne, it makes me want to ram my foot up their collective arse and wear their colon as an ankle bracelet.

Copy Clerk
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Contrary to the original topic, my favourite cover is the Dropkick Murphys rendition of "Fortunate Son," originally done by CCR.

Even though absolutely nothing can overcome the awesomeness of the original Fortunate Son, but DKM comes closer than most other groups.

Gone Gonzo
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TheGreenManalishi:

brtshstel:
Metallica's cover of...anything...is awful.

what about the imperial march?

I honestly think their version of Ecstasy of Gold isn't bad. I prefer Ennio Morricone, but there's not too much wrong with it.

Mostly, covers of Kraftwerk suck. I'm looking at you, Rammstein.

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That Leona Lewis thing. Her cover of "Run" Originally made great by Snow Patrol.

Time Lord
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Virgil:
Dolly Parton - Stairway to Heaven is probably the worst cover ever.

Rolf Harris - Stairway to Heaven? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IPOIy4Kb9M4

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brtshstel:
Metallica's cover of...anything...is awful. I know that the quarter-billion fanboys who flame me for explaining the pure fact that Megadeth is better will also pour gasoline on me for this thread too, but Thin Lizzy and Bob Seger are and always will be far superior to Metallica in musical talent.

but of course you could never be a megadeath fanboy if you tried to contradict anyone ripping on them? i like both bands and yes metallica have made truly horrible covers but i do <3 whiskey in a jar and last caress/green hell

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Vlane:
You know there is this "Never gonna give you up" cover (or for everybody: The Rick Roll song) and it's.......well listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMVccqSvgA

It burns! It burrrrrnnnnss! It's worse than Barry Manilow's!

When I first heard Girls Aloud and Sugababes cover Walk This Way, I literally stared at the TV, with my mouth open until it finished. It was awful.

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The_root_of_all_evil:

Virgil:
Dolly Parton - Stairway to Heaven is probably the worst cover ever.

Rolf Harris - Stairway to Heaven? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IPOIy4Kb9M4

Some artists really need to understand that you shouldn't touch such songs.

Copy Clerk
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Kate Nash on florescent adolescent by arctic monkeys.
Killed it for me, i cant even hum it without hearing her version in my head.

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No one has mentioned The Jonas Brother's god awful cover of Take On Me?
I heard a clip of it somewhere, and I felt like crying. They ruined one of the greatest Pop songs ever. The Reel Big Fish cover wasn't the worst. I didn't like it extremely, but I felt I could just avoid it.

Also, if we're talking about any cover in general, the cover of 'Heart-Shaped Box' by Nirvana in Guitar Hero II. I'm OK with them mucking up Sweet Child O' Mine, it's Axl Rose, he gets kicked in the balls before he goes on stage.
But there is next to no reason you could muck up a Nirvana cover THAT BADLY. It sounds next to NOTHING like Kurt Cobain, and this is Guitar Hero we're talking about, the covers are meant to sound like the original.

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Fall Out Boy - Beat It

Fail

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elgringobandito:
[quote="fix-the-spade" post="18.82790.1138145"]Whoever this year's X factor winner was.
Her wailing cover of the Cohen Bros' Halleluja. Audio Murder at it's best (worst?).

Doubly a shame because it stopped Jeff Buckley's really quite good cover of the Cohen Bros' Halleluja being christmas number one.

Also, the other X factor winner's equally wailing cover of snow Patrol's Run. I've just realised that I can remember neither the names nor the face of both of them, this makes me very happy.

TO be fair Leonerd Cohens version is a bit crap, it to overblown you cannot hear the melody.
Jeff Bucklys is sublime, one of the best recorded songs ever (along with the rest of Grace)

Gone Gonzo
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Celine Dion's cover of You Shook Me All Night Long

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l6pF-ku77M

EDIT: Oh and this one too:
Notice how she swapped some lyrics out. Terrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHtuGMHWAf0&feature=related

Paperboy
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The latest UK Pop Idle tart's (I never bothered to learn her name) butchering of Hallelujah. Madonna's American Pie. Sheryl Crow's Sweet Child O' Mine. The list is nearly endless, but it's Hallelujah that has my priority right now.

It finishes with a key change and a gospel choir, FFS. It's not a worshipful song, it's entirely the opposite. It's saying "gee, thanks for nothing, God" so singing it like you're praising him is not only stupid, but blasphemous!
It's supposed to be simple. A sad song, sort of despairing in places. It's emotional because it's just one guy with a guitar or piano. Alone, like the lyrics say. It works. Rufus Wainwright's version is my favourite, incidentally - so proof that covers do actually work.

I know that these reality show people are merely puppets for the industry, but in this situation the producer is as much to blame as her, if not more. After all, he decided how to arrange it. There should be some kind of law where you don't get to cover a song if you don't understand what it's about. And if you try, you get beaten with a sock in a brick.

Paperboy
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super_smash_jesus:
Well, I grew up listening to a band called Me First and the Gimme Gimmes. They have a lot of albums out now, and all they do is they cover songs, but turn them into punk music. The worst I ever heard from them is stairway to heaven, which just sounded wrong at that tempo.

They had good songs though, but I guess that would have to be another thread.

Do they? I always knew them for their speed punk version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow." Not bad, but I can see how their style got them booed out of PNC Park a few years ago.

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Vlane:
You know there is this "Never gonna give you up" cover (or for everybody: The Rick Roll song) and it's.......well listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMVccqSvgA

AHHHHHH MY EARS!!!!!! THERE BLEEDING!!!!! Yeah....

.... pretty bad.

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Gone Gonzo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg

Words can not express how much I want to shove an ice-pick up her nose.

And for the record, Shinedown needs to be slapped in the face for messing with perfection.

Gone Gonzo
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Vlane:
You know there is this "Never gonna give you up" cover (or for everybody: The Rick Roll song) and it's.......well listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMVccqSvgA

Awful... Just awful.

This isn't nice either http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CnX8BFuyQ8 Groove Coverage - Poison. *shudder*

Gone Gonzo
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Vlane:
You know there is this "Never gonna give you up" cover (or for everybody: The Rick Roll song) and it's.......well listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMVccqSvgA

Pretty sure my balls shrank when I was listening to this.

Yep. Thanks a lot.

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This isn't nice either http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CnX8BFuyQ8 Groove Coverage - Poison. *shudder*

I just died a little - no - A LOT.
That was terrible, they should be murdered with pick axes and hung to bleed onto the carpet of their own house for ruining Alice Cooper, the only man who looks old and still looks pretty cool.
Damn them.

Gone Gonzo
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Revernd Awesome:
@ OP

Was it this song?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ei-vs3ent9M

if so, the band in Mylo, they're a really good band. I like that cover, although it's not a patch on the original

Any of the Tainted Love covers, especially the Marilyn Manson cover.

And Kayne West, not only for ruining an awesome Daft Punk song, but now millions of kids think that Daft Punk ripped off Kayne, it makes me want to ram my foot up their collective arse and wear their colon as an ankle bracelet.

I like the beat actually.

Also I think Depeche Mode did a great cover on Tainted Love really. I agree with you on Kanye West's Harder Better Faster Stronger, though, the asshole.

Gone Gonzo
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The_Deleted:
Hallelujah, One of the most beautiful songs ever. Nailed by Buckley.
And fucking neutured by that bint from the X Factor!!

Oh hell, this.

I rarely get angry at covers because (a) I don't care that much and (b) sometimes it's nice to hear a different artist putting their own spin on a song. But this. When I heard this, I was actually shaking with rage.

Simple rule, to any fuckwit artists out there who are considering such things: there are two songs you just don't touch: 'Hallelujah' and 'Imagine'. They've both already been done to absolute perfection and any attempt to cover them will result in a colossal failure.

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towncalledmike:
The cover which pisses me off most is probably nirvana's version of bowie's man who sold the world. It's not actually that bad, it's just the ignorant sods who don't realise it's a cover. Not sure why but that really, REALLY annoys me!!!!

yeah i know a few songs that ppl don't realize are covers. another one that not a lot of ppl realize is a cover is Tainted Love by Soft Cell, it's actually a 60s soul tune

as for bad covers

NiN's cover of Dead Souls by Joy Division
PM Dawn's cover of You Got Me Floating by Jimi Hendrix

Gone Gonzo
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Honestly I don't like anyone who covers Nine Inch Nails. I'm cool with some of the remixes but their sound couldn't be done well by anyone else actually. That said I prefer NIN's original version of Hurt more than the one of Johnny Cash.

On the Record
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Bowling for Soup's murder of "Summer of 69"

It's just plain wrong

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Megacherv:
Girls Aloud and Sugababes cover of Walk This Way. It's just horrible

Oh god, I just remembered that monstrosity.

Vlane:
You know there is this "Never gonna give you up" cover (or for everybody: The Rick Roll song) and it's.......well listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMVccqSvgA

As for this, well its interesting. It took an already bad song and made a new version that violated my ears. I like electronic music as well. Hell, I like electronic britney and this, this...

Cover wise, I thing perhaps the only really good covers COF have ever done have been 'Fear of the Dark' (as it resolutely stayed true to the origional) and Heaven 11s 'Temptation'.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xbGEFUtPsTE
Perhaps just because its got a bit of the bad its good quality.

Oh and the X factor 'thing' that reared its ugly head this year. Great, you managed to kill all that made the other versions good.

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AuntyEthel:
Van Halen's version of You Really Got Me is probably the biggest murder since Ed Gein.

dude, a dj on my local rock station played the original version and some dumb bitch called in asking why he would play such a terrible cover of an awsome VH song

I just wanted to go find her and slap her upside the head

Dont know if its been said yet but Maddona's cover of american pie is horrid

Gone Gonzo
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thecaptainof:

The_Deleted:
Hallelujah, One of the most beautiful songs ever. Nailed by Buckley.
And fucking neutured by that bint from the X Factor!!

Oh hell, this.

I rarely get angry at covers because (a) I don't care that much and (b) sometimes it's nice to hear a different artist putting their own spin on a song. But this. When I heard this, I was actually shaking with rage.

Simple rule, to any fuckwit artists out there who are considering such things: there are two songs you just don't touch: 'Hallelujah' and 'Imagine'. They've both already been done to absolute perfection and any attempt to cover them will result in a colossal failure.

I don't know, John Cale does, in my opinion, the best version of Hallelujah out there.

Paperboy
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There's actually a series of albums called Punk goes(so far I heard 80s, 90s, metal, pop, and Crunk) which are truely terrible. All it is is a bunch of pop-punk bands covering classic songs. This leads to so many problems, such as some band I've never heard of playing "Breaking the law" with a terrible screaming voice and way too fast. It just offends me that a bunch of "Punk" bands who think it all started with Green Day have to cover someone else's masterpiece so badly to get even a little attention. I don't want to hear "Enter Sandman" with a whiney voice, or "the Beautiful Poeple" sung completly out of key. It's just sad.

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