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Press Junketeer
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My Emocals Romance's cover of Desolation Row.

Why?
Just, Why?

Copy Clerk
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This has got to be the greatest cover ever;

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

Also, Hayley Williams breakin into "Low" by Flo Rida in the middle of CrushCrushCrush by Paramore in their live show actually had be in stitches, Youtube it.

Gone Gonzo
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Lily Allen - I predict a riot
Mark Ronson - Just
Leona Louis - hallelujah AND Run

I would say womanizer for Lily Allen as well, but that was a god-awful song to begin with...

Gone Gonzo
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GWAR's cover of the song School's Out. That was just... shit.

Pulitzer Laureate
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The GH2 cover of Sweet Child of Mine

That singer sounds NOTHING like Axl Rose

Paperboy
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Avenged Sevenfolds version of 'Walk' by Pantera http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxnbdGKuAeg

or Children of Bodom's version of 'The Trooper' by Iron Maiden http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3UYo7wF260

Just no...

Time Lord
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carnkhan4:

Mark Ronson - Just

Oh god, I thought that was a joke when I first heard it.

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NoMoreSanity:

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Vlane:
You know there is this "Never gonna give you up" cover (or for everybody: The Rick Roll song) and it's.......well listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMVccqSvgA

Dear God. I thought the Barry Manilow cover was bad. I rarely call any woman by this word, as it is a very harsh, vulgar word, but Ashley Tisdale is a bitch for taking the brilliance of Rick Astley (I'm exaggerating, of course, but bear with me) and completely violating it. At least Barry had the good graces to keep it somewhat retro.

I actually think "Never gonna give you up" is an good song by itself (excluding the stupid rickroll phenomenon) but THIS. THIS is what kills babies and rapes ladies.

And the other way around, as well.

Dammit Zen you ingenious bastard:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Paperboy
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brtshstel:
Metallica's cover of...anything...is awful. I know that the quarter-billion fanboys who flame me for explaining the pure fact that Megadeth is better will also pour gasoline on me for this thread too, but Thin Lizzy and Bob Seger are and always will be far superior to Metallica in musical talent.

Of course metallica's covers suck that was during the dark ages with bob rock producing and trying to make the band mainstream. But Metallica has far better talent than megadeath, ur just mad that dave mustaine got kicked out of metallica for not having any talent.

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Vlane:
You know there is this "Never gonna give you up" cover (or for everybody: The Rick Roll song) and it's.......well listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMVccqSvgA

Jesus fuck Christ fuck. That is the most horrible thing ever. And I -like- techno. That's just...well, that's just rape, honestly.

Gone Gonzo
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I think that says it all.

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MorganL4:

AuntyEthel:
Van Halen's version of You Really Got Me is probably the biggest murder since Ed Gein.

dude, a dj on my local rock station played the original version and some dumb bitch called in asking why he would play such a terrible cover of an awsome VH song

I just wanted to go find her and slap her upside the head

Ouch. Very ouch.

I hate it when more people find it necessary to cover Knocking on Heavens Door. Every single version is exactly the same. Also the quite recent cover of Do They Know Its Christmas is worse than torture, though it can't exactly be considered a bad cover of a good song.

Gone Gonzo
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mspencer82:
Every cover of Iron Man ever recorded in the history of mankind. Actually, non-recordings too. That way we can include all of the garage bands that play it for high school talent shows.

Let's add all the marching band directors that play renditions of Kasmir to that list (no, ascending with your band in chromatic half-steps does not make it sound more intelligent).

But to be serious, there are some songs that...it just doesn't matter who plays 'em. You hear 'em and (thanks to a few beers) you just head bang along.

Gone Gonzo
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I forgot "Take My Breath Away" A La Jessica Simpson...that really sucked!

Press Junketeer
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the version of paranoid by black sabbath that they use in rock band. paranoid is pretty much my favorite song ever. the rock band version sucks, especially the solo. the guitar hero 3 version is better then rock band but not as good as the original.

Press Junketeer
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"all summer long" by kid rock is a musical travesty
its not technically a cover but he managed to completely bastardize one of the great rock songs of all time

Beat Writer
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Children of Bodom's cover of "Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol. Suuuuucks.

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I'll just quickly buck the trend with this one cause its so good:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-V3NYckOI

The greatest Cannibal Corpse cover ever.

Gone Gonzo
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Ruzzian Roulette:
Fallout Boy did a cover of Beat It, it made me cry.

Also, The Vandals cover of Hocus Pocus, The Jonas Brothers cover of Take On Me, and the Rock Band version of Tom Sawyer.

What?!
The Jonas Brothers did a cover of Take on Me? Now I'm angry, which is quite an accomplishment considering that it's very difficult to get me out of the state of mind that my username reflects.

Look and be appalled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTVC7ZI9WtY

I REALLY did not want to type that in the Youtube search bar.

Gone Gonzo
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Ruzzian Roulette:

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Ruzzian Roulette:
Fallout Boy did a cover of Beat It, it made me cry.

Also, The Vandals cover of Hocus Pocus, The Jonas Brothers cover of Take On Me, and the Rock Band version of Tom Sawyer.

What?!
The Jonas Brothers did a cover of Take on Me? Now I'm angry, which is quite an accomplishment considering that it's very difficult to get me out of the state of mind that my username reflects.

Look and be appalled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTVC7ZI9WtY

I REALLY did not want to type that in the Youtube search bar.

I don't know what's worse, that this menagerie of talentless mainstream below-mediocre pretty-boys (I refuse to call them a "band") had the audacity to make a cover of what is otherwise a pretty good song, or that so many tweenaged and teenaged sheeple pay them so much for doing it.

Copy Clerk
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Anything that the kids in the asda adverts have had a go at, i cant stand hearing children singing, makes me look for the nearest sharp object

and every single cover of a queen song EVER! by anyone!

Gone Gonzo
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Vlane:
You know there is this "Never gonna give you up" cover (or for everybody: The Rick Roll song) and it's.......well listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMVccqSvgA

Noooooooooooooo!!!

T.T

Copy Clerk
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Any cover of a Stranglers song.

More specifically Golden Brown, as covered by Kaleef
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZ1lWf9o0E
and No more Heroes, as covered by Sandi Thom.

Also, the cover of "Holiday in Cambodia" used in Guitar Hero 3. Since when is it OK to remove the word "ass" but leave the word "nigger" in on the grounds that the former is more offensive?

Beat Writer
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freebird213:

brtshstel:
Metallica's cover of...anything...is awful. I know that the quarter-billion fanboys will flame me for explaining the pure fact that Megadeth is better will also pour gasoline on me for this thread too, but Thin Lizzy and Bob Seger are and always will be far superior to Metallica in musical talent.

Of course metallica's covers suck that was during the dark ages with bob rock producing and trying to make the band mainstream. But Metallica has far better talent than megadeath, ur just mad that dave mustaine got kicked out of metallica for not having any talent.

No, they booted him because of his heroin problem and lousy attitude, which plagued him in the Megadeth years as well (he's had a lot of lineup changes). He has more talent than Kirk Hammet will, period. Comparing Dave to Kirk is like comparing a Porche to a Kia.

And seeing that you have only one post, I am convinced that this got somebody's attention outside of this forum and caused just what I predicted (in italics for your con-ven-ience).

Gone Gonzo
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brtshstel:
Metallica's cover of...anything...is awful. I know that the quarter-billion fanboys will flame me for explaining the pure fact that Megadeth is better will also pour gasoline on me for this thread too, but Thin Lizzy and Bob Seger are and always will be far superior to Metallica in musical talent.

I respectfully disagree with your assessment of Metallica's covers

Gone Gonzo
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Killswitch Engage covering Holy Diver. I did not agree with that decision.

I also heard an album of rappers covering David Bowie.

Gone Gonzo
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Escapist, I give you: Malvin Luisandy. Almost all of this guy's 367 videos have below 3 star ratings, the guy can't take a hint.

Paperboy
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sirdanrhodes:
Cradle of Filths cover of Mr Crowley, seriously CoF, I love your music, STOP ripping off other bands. Ozzy is good, but is in a different style to you guys all together.

cradle also did a piss poor version hallowed be thy name iced earth nailed it though

Copy Clerk
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Whoever that bloke was on Metallica ICON who sung a horrible acoustic version of 'Nothing Else Matters'. May his nipples bleed all over his good linen.

Gone Gonzo
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Nexus Zef:
Whoever that bloke was on Metallica ICON who sung a horrible acoustic version of 'Nothing Else Matters'. May his nipples bleed all over his good linen.

There was Limp Bizkit (yall) doing Sanitarium and Snoop fucking Dogg doing Sad but True, and you grab THAT as your cover from that show?

Gone Gonzo
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"Wish" by Nine Inch Nails covered by Linkin Park. It just made me want to retch.

Beat Writer
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jim_doki:
I respectfully disagree with your assessment of Metallica's covers

Sorry, I have a softspot for Queen. And I also prefer the smooth-flowing and fast yet articulate vocals of Freddie Mercury over James Hetfield's raspy growling vocals any day of the week.

Gone Gonzo
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Under Pressure by My Chemical Romance and The Used. They butchered an absolute classic by Queen and David Bowie. They shouldn't be allowed to make music for committing such an atrocity.

Infamous Scribbler
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When Jonas Brothers did a cover of Hello Goodbye by the Beatles... I swear I almost cried.

Jonas Brothers SUCK ASS. <----Whos with me on that fact? If your not your either 16 and a girl or retarded... or just like that kind of music i guess but WHY WOULD YOU???

Copy Clerk
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jim_doki:

Nexus Zef:
Whoever that bloke was on Metallica ICON who sung a horrible acoustic version of 'Nothing Else Matters'. May his nipples bleed all over his good linen.

There was Limp Bizkit (yall) doing Sanitarium and Snoop fucking Dogg doing Sad but True, and you grab THAT as your cover from that show?

I had mentally blocked the Snoop Dogg one, I think that was just too awful.

The Limp Billy-Bob-Bizkit cover wasn't as bad if you ignored Fred Durst's pointless flailing and inability to sing. Ruining 'Nothing Else Matters' just took it a step too far for me.

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