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Mr. Valentine
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( begins spreading branston picle on copy of no more heroes)

AboveUp
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As I have said before in a different thread, I'd like to see the world end by everyone giving up on the current level of grammar in the world and nuking the entire place to bits.

Fightgarr
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Dragons get tired of us. Then they burn the planet.

Saphatorael
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New ice age.

towncalledmike
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I was gonna say zombies but everyone and their dog seems to be saying that so......dalek invasion.

-Zen-
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If I'm able to consume a Magatama beforehand, I choose apocalypse by Conception.

philosophicalbastard
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The most awsome way the world could end is this:

A anomaly in space time opens up next to Earth and every alien in the universe comes to to study it, then a war starts between them. The planet is blown up a little and some guy decides to launch a rocket containing the most awsome things at the anomaly. When it hits the anomaly it sends out a wave of pure awsome that destroys everything.

That is the way the world ends.

Sensenmann
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Earth reenters its own atmosphere.

Steelblade5858
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ZOMBIES FTW

Hazmatdeath
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Fallout 3 is my crack, so, nuclear apocalypse seems pretty good to me. Guess that might not be too far-fetched..

darkless
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Sensenmann:
Earth reenters its own atmosphere.

Say what?

darthzew
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EXACTLY like Armageddon except Bruce Willis pushes the button one second too late.

InsanityWave
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sirdanrhodes:
"Universe has encountered a serious error and needs to close, any work from the last *1000000 Years* has not been saved. Do you wish to start again? *Y/N*"

Sorry but I had a large LMFAO at this post.

And my way for the world to end would for like a game to leek into the real world, turning it a large mmorpg where you have to kill villians but the villians get the best of us and kill us, rape our women, steal our homes, and take our childrens toys and take a star off of their charts.

Archemetis
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boring answer: everything will just stop.

kind'a interesting answer: Scientology will prove itself to be right and Xenu will punish all the non-believers by slamming God around on us by his beard.

More interesting answer: everyone in the universe will buy a copy of God of War and being to foolishly think that all humans are like Kratos, and thus move to eliminate us by creating millions of alien Kratos replicas.

Ok so they're not great suggestions but it's not something i put much thought into.

In the words of Torunga Leela: "I intend to do as little dying as possible."

Mr. Moose
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Zombies.

At least a good majority of nerddom would be prepared

Combined
Gone Gonzo
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Four horsemen. I want to invite them to the Citadel for tea. I hope they drink tea. And not molten-magma-with-branston-pickle-on-fire beer or something.

barryween
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I want one where only busty hot blondes and nerds(Like Me) survive and have to breed!:)

joystickjunki3
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Abruptly.

TheMarauding
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I'll take the Oster Haagen from Doctor Who. A lot of nukes under the Earth blowing it to tiny pieces. KABOOM!

samsprinkle
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J-Man:

gibboss28:

Sennz0r:
Simple. Bigass meteor coming straight at us,me and my best friends side by side in the most comfortable armchairs ever sipping the world's best scotch.

This.

Only if there were naked ladies in the vicinity.

And some pie...

Iron Mal
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It would have to be either an invasion from Hell (Doom style) or for mankind's destructive nature to lead to a genocidal war of self-obliteration (either way, I'd want to die in a suitably graphic fashion with my boots on, no passing peacfully of old age or sickness for me!).

Naterstein
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Suddenly and violently the Earth stops spinning. OR Maybe the Sun going Supernova 50million years earlier than expected and soo fast we actually get to see it for a millisec before being vaporized.

kommando367
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ragnarok (a giant snake rises out of the ground, spews poison everywhere,and gets killed by a dude with a hammer, and the whole world gets fucked up in the process and reborn). that sounds like the most awesome apocalypse.

Datalord
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I want it to end when someone tries to spread branston pickle onto "No More Heroes"

smon
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God vs Satan , a couple billion people snuff it in the process, satan tears the world in two, one half drifts off into space and gets sucked into a black hole, the other falls into the sun

smon
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Datalord:
I want it to end when someone tries to spread branston pickle onto "No More Heroes"

or this

Pohlkat
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Interesting ways for the world to end has been done so many times before

darkless
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Rhana'dandra!

Sorry couldn't help it.

dungeonmaster
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Sennz0r:
Simple. Bigass meteor coming straight at us,me and my best friends side by side in the most comfortable armchairs ever sipping the world's best scotch.

hells yeah
brb goin to the liquour store

Dsmith2895
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The world should just blow up without anybody knowing it and were all just going about are normal and depressing lives without knowing what happened and then we would float in space dyeing of no air while wondering: did i leave the stove on?

clericalerror
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Personally, I'd like a airbourne desease that kills 100% of the time, with only one symptom. Extreme horniness. Giving everyone 48 hours to live for one huge planet wide orgy.

Yeah, I think I'd feel fine with the Earth ending if it had a happy ending. Hehe.

Arbitrary Imposition
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The Random One:
Universe collides with another, cooler universe. Awesome creatures from the cooler universe sneak through and kill us all, except for several bands of ragtag survivors.

I call dibs on the crowbar.

Flying-Emu
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Chuck Norris grows sick of humanity and destroys it all with a single roundhouse kick, sending the Earth wildly spinning into the sun.

But seriously, I'd go with it, y'know. Not ending. But Ice Age sounds fun. Back to the mammoth hunts for me.

Drake the Dragonheart
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slackerAndrew:
the volgan's, from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, destroying the world to create a hypersapce express way.

I have a better one. They torture everyone to death by: reading them their poetry!
The earth explodes. Personally, I would like to have a hand in causing it if not outright being its harbinger!

Sayvara
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Rushin:
Everyone likes a good apocalypse, but what kind do you want?

If the world is to end want it to be as fast as possible so that noone has the time to notice and thus go out like a moose in a hunter's sight, i.e. totally oblivious.

/S

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