this is the worst birthday ever. at least the cake is good.

okay.

Well, since a topic is needed, what was your worst birthday experience? it can be your own birthday, such as having to work on your own birthday, all your friends working on your birthday and also having to work the next day so that you cant have fun.

thats not mine, but discuss...

This topic needs an issue to discuss. Sorry about the birthday. I got you a weight companion cube to keep you company, but then I had to euthanize it.

what does the companion cube really represent?

anyway sorry about the birthday, that sucks

EAT THE FREAKING CAKE THEN
and Happy Birthday, I hope it gets better

Worst Birthday? there was no cake... that was the worst...

Yeah Happy Birthday...least you got cake *shakes fish at the Portal gods*

My worst Birthday was when I got the same present from 4 different people...Hard to seem grateful when you have the same Pokemon Sticker Album 4 times.

Either that or my 9th, 10th and 11th birthdays all sucked because my step dad had grounded me and wouldn't let up on my birthday. Was locked in my room all day all three times. By 11th was the best of the worst though, because it's the first time I stood up to the bastard and hit him in the face with the metal tube of a vacuum cleaner...Yes, he had me doing housework on my birthday, and the decided it wasn't good enough (I had vacuum cleaned the carpet to within an inch of its life...you could have eaten off it and not gotten carpet fuzzies in your mouth) and he decided to clip me up the back of the head with his book..While I was holding the vacuum cleaner. Didn't end well for him. I told him to do some rather explicit act with a goat, and stepped on his chest to get past...Pretty sure I heard a rib or three crack... Didn't go home for 3 weeks.

Anyway.
Happy Birthday.

I don't celebrate my birthday and encourage my Mum not to force it upon me.

Bolverk:
My worst Birthday was when I got the same present from 4 different people...Hard to seem grateful when you have the same Pokemon Sticker Album 4 times.

Don't look at it as the same gift four times, but instead look at it as four times the pokemon stickers! Thats four Mudkips! If it didn't have mudkip in it then you deserve to be ungrateful.

You know what? My birthdays always suck massive hairy gorilla balls. I even have to make my own cake. And I suck at cooking.

awww, geez, we should all just stop making a big deal out of birthdays then.

Zallest:

Bolverk:
My worst Birthday was when I got the same present from 4 different people...Hard to seem grateful when you have the same Pokemon Sticker Album 4 times.

Don't look at it as the same gift four times, but instead look at it as four times the pokemon stickers! Thats four Mudkips! If it didn't have mudkip in it then you deserve to be ungrateful.

No Mudkips. I got the same stickers in 2 of the packets. The other ones were crappy anyway...No good pokemon like Flareon or Onyx

Worst birthday ... I got kicked in the balls twice.

I worked on my 18th birthday. Wasn't that bad, never been much for partying and I was on crutches anyway, plus I wasn't very excited about turning 18 to begin with. But whenever I tell people they look like they've seen a ghost ^^

I had an orthodontic appointment to tighten my braces on my birthday so I couldn't eat any of the food except a slice of cake and soup. But of course my teeth still ached by the end of the day.

Luxury! All I had for my birthday was a damp piece of cloth to suck on, and I had to share it with my 26 family members while we were huddled in the corner! Mind you, our house was nothing more than a septic tank on top of a dump! But by house I mean hole in the ground with a bit of metal covering the top! Unfortunately we were evicted from our hole and were forced to settle in a shoebox in the middle of the road with my other 124 relatives. We got up at ten o' clock, half an hour before I went to bed, and for breakfast we ate a lump of cold poison before going to work at the mill for fourteen hours a day then came home to have my father kill us with a butterknife and dance on our graves singing hallelujah!

Bah! You're lucky.

One birthday, guess I must've been about 9, I was meant to go swimming with my brother and a friend (quiet town, going out to the nearest swimming pool with slides an' whatnot was a big thing for us kids) but ended up not going because my friend somehow managed to cut the top of his finger off by shutting it in the door. Then I ended up eating chocolate until I threw up. That was a pretty poor birthday.

My 20th birthday wasn't brilliant either, but that was largely my own fault for wandering around in a "fucking hell, I'm not a teenager any more, I'm really old, boo, meh" kinda mood all day.

Oh aye, and I started a horrible job on my 24th, cleaning dusty shelves in a warehouse that hadn't been cleaned in quite some years. Really not the best job I've ever done, but it's all there was for a student home from university for the summer in a shithouse town.

mine are always pretty bad, but the worst belongs to my friend i think, we gave him a barbie for his birthday ^-^
he was 15
ah well, ce la vie!

hmm... i guess my worst birthday would be one of my pizza hut partys, i think it was the one where 2 people put loads of weird stuff into their cokes and drank it, and too compete i started spitting smarties from my ice cream back into a napkin to try and gross 'em out
we annoyed the waitress, and then we were stuck with the smarties
sounds fun, but the reason it was so bad is because when you have a big table of people they always split into groups, and even though it was my birthday i was right on the end with only 2 people who could hear me :(

perfectimo:
I don't celebrate my birthday and encourage my Mum not to force it upon me.

This. And

berethond:
You know what? My birthdays always suck massive hairy gorilla balls. I even have to make my own cake. And I suck at cooking.

this.
And that is all.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

My worst birthday was torturous.

For that particular birthday, I had received WarCraft III, but there was a horrible catch: my dad said I had to read a book on amateur radio operation and take a quiz on it before I was allowed to play the game. I was thinking along the lines of 'WTF?!' at that time, as you can imagine.

Well, that was awful....It was a very long book, and I failed the quiz three times at the end until my father finally gave up and I was allowed to play WarCraft III.......

On my 15th birthday i passed out in a pizza shop drunk. It was hilarious, but i threw up my pizza :(

Hmm...
Probably only getting like 2 small presents on my 13th birthday.
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Oh well. ^___^

Tattaglia:
Luxury! All I had for my birthday was a damp piece of cloth to suck on, and I had to share it with my 26 family members while we were huddled in the corner! Mind you, our house was nothing more than a septic tank on top of a dump! But by house I mean hole in the ground with a bit of metal covering the top! Unfortunately we were evicted from our hole and were forced to settle in a shoebox in the middle of the road with my other 124 relatives. We got up at ten o' clock, half an hour before I went to bed, and for breakfast we ate a lump of cold poison before going to work at the mill for fourteen hours a day then came home to have my father kill us with a butterknife and dance on our graves singing hallelujah!

Bah! You're lucky.

You, my friend, are awesome

My worst birthday must have been when my 10th or so (can't remember exactly), I made a huge mess crying and being dissapointed about my presents, made my mother really sad... God what an ungrateful brat I was back then... /Regret

Smiles:
awww, geez, we should all just stop making a big deal out of birthdays then.

Sure we all have had shitty birthdays, but I think the odd good birthday more than makes up for the crap. Afterall, a shitty birthday is just like another normal day;a good birthday is a special day.