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Stars Wars Original Trilogy to be remade completely, as an entire planned remake.

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Gone Gonzo
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Khell_Sennet:

I for one would be much MUCH more thrilled over such a project if George Lucas wasn't involved in it at all. The guy's gone fucking loopy, him and his Film-Rape buddy Spielberg, and neither should be allowed to make films ever again. Nor edit their existing ones.

Give Star Wars over to the care of James Cameron, Ridley Scott, or (provided he signs a letter promising to behave) JJ Abrams. F**K, I'd almost... ALMOST take Uwe Bole over Lucas.

I'd almost rather have a sequel trilogy, I.E. 7, 8, 9. Hell, they've already got the plot; just rip it off from the Expanded Universe, since they own it. I can already see it.

Gone Gonzo
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I dunno re done in high level CGI with better more polished acting and humor...it could be good..... but frankly.....the first 3 are the best 3...its the next 3 that need a re do.....

Pulitzer Laureate
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They shouldn't do it, but I did like the new indiana Jones movie to a certain extent...but Aliens?

Muckraker
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Flying-Emu:

Episode seven would be the building of the New Jedi Order and the New Republic, eight would be the Yuuzhan Vong war, and nine would be... okay, I'm not that far into EU yet. But still.

Your thinking of the Sith-Imperial War, for Episode

And each one of those could easily be their own series of movies.

The Thrawn Trilogy is the best bet for 7,8, and 9.

Gone Gonzo
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what? but..they can't, they just can't. it would just destroy them.

Muckraker
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i just saw the thread title and went:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

then a tear appeared (and im not a star wars fan)

Nobel Laureate
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Combined:
If I had a heart, I'd be having a heart attack. Thank you very much. Have some "Spring Surprise".

TheGreenManalishi:
That's a bullet between my eyes, right there.

darthzew:
My soul would remain intact, but the bodies of the men behind this would not.

rottenbutter:
I think my heart stopped for the few seconds bewteen when I saw the thread and when I read the OP.

Pretty much that.

Press Junketeer
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Oh my God! Please let that NEVER EVER happen!!!

Pulitzer Laureate
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I'm impressed that everyone seems to be ignoring the fact that this is one of those dickweed pointless threads constructed to get views. For the lulz or whatever, right?

I do so hope the mods lock this one, that kind of crap is not cool.

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dalek sec:
That's not funny man, that's like yelling "Fire!" in a crowded place.

...Yelling "Fire!" in a crowded place is fucking hilarious. Just like yelling "Bomb!" in an airport.
Then again, I'm a dick.

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I heard that they were going to replace all the lightsabers with walkie-talkies.

Press Junketeer
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Arsen:
Man, wouldn't seeing that headline officially destroy your soul?

No. Star Wars is already dead to me.

Pulitzer Laureate
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That'd be great! I hope they change the storyline enough to keep you guessing.

Beat Writer
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It did destroy my soul for a second. If that was the case, then Lucas would deserve the same treatment as Sonic. With love from both barrels.

Beat Writer
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That is just wrong! but the sad thing is that part of me knows that this could happen // Damn you George, step away from the 3D graphics!!! This goes for you to Spielberg!

-M

Gone Gonzo
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Knowing George Lucas. He would bring the second actor I hate more than Hayden Christensen. Shia Leboeuf. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK...

I say we boycott the idea.

Gone Gonzo
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That's like saying Indy 4 was about Indy sending ET home. Oh wait...

Gone Gonzo
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You... I-we-and the-...

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...I'm not sure when I'll stop.

Gone Gonzo
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Ouch my soul, it's been crippled

The ONLY good thing that would come out of a remake of the original trilogy would be south parks response, seeing they've attacked remakes of Indiana Jones and the new one and they were all very funny

Beat Writer
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redo Starwars, drop George Lucas, and let Genndy Tartakovsky direct new ones the original clone wars [animated cartoon series] saga would have been epic if it was live action filmed exactly the same way.... also get rid of hayden christensen as darth vader, make darth a arogant wise ass and not an emo crybaby

Beat Writer
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well, as it stands:
Only Mark Hammil is Luke Skywalker. None of today's actors will ever capture that Hammil did, nor will ever they be the real Luke Skywalker.
That goes double for Harrison Ford, Alec Guiness, Billy Dee Williams, and Carrie Fischer.
That goes multiplied by Avagadro's number for James Earl Jones.

Say or do whatever you want, the only Star Wars is 1977's A New Hope, 1980's The Empire Strikes Back, and 1983's Return of the Jedi (special edition re-releases are acceptable because you cannot get the original versions on DVD). There is no other. Calling the prequels authentic Star Wars is, to quote Yahtzee, "cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."

Oh, and Han shot first. If you disagree, you are wrong, period.

Gone Gonzo
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I think it would be pretty cool, I would change the story a bit as I don't quite think it's held the test of time too well.

BANNED
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I honestly wouldn't care if that happened.

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Gone Gonzo
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It does not destroy my soul. I got rid of my soul after The Phantom Menace came out. I almost got it back when I saw Revenge of the Sith. Almost. I am, however, very depressed about a remake of the original trilogy, again.

Gone Gonzo
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spyrewolf:
redo Starwars, drop George Lucas, and let Genndy Tartakovsky direct new ones the original clone wars [animated cartoon series] saga would have been epic if it was live action filmed exactly the same way.... also get rid of hayden christensen as darth vader, make darth a arogant wise ass and not an emo crybaby

Bring back James Earl Jones !

Gone Gonzo
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Sgt.Looney:

Flying-Emu:

Episode seven would be the building of the New Jedi Order and the New Republic, eight would be the Yuuzhan Vong war, and nine would be... okay, I'm not that far into EU yet. But still.

Your thinking of the Sith-Imperial War, for Episode

And each one of those could easily be their own series of movies.

The Thrawn Trilogy is the best bet for 7,8, and 9.

Ahh, I forgot about the Thrawn deal.

Muckraker
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Flying-Emu:

Ahh, I forgot about the Thrawn deal.

I've never actually read the books but from what people have told me they are what should be made into movies rather than using George's original ideas for them.

Gone Gonzo
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The title of this thread made me bleed from my heart a little. I would have to murder Lucas before he could do it too. But then I doubt I would be the only one either.

Infamous Scribbler
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I almost had a heartattack from sheer blind rage when I read the thread title. Good thing it isn't happening...yet.

Gone Gonzo
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To quote the entire human race: "OH, HELL NO!!!"

But hang on to your hats: isn't that what they're doing with Star Trek???

BANNED
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The gun was going to my head when I saw this thread. Thank god it is just a joke, phew.

OH NO!!!! DELETE THIS THREAD! WHAT IF GEORGE LUCAS SEES IT!! He would think its a great idea!

Gone Gonzo
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ARRRRGH~! NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I, personally can not wait for george lucas to die so that his "prequall" trillogy can be remade and Jar-Jar binks destroyed forever... come on, everybodies thinking it... arn't you?

Gone Gonzo
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As long as harrison ford is in it i'm good lol. Dont worry about his age, computers can make it all good.

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