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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1548 Joined: 20 Mar 2008     | |
Beat Writer  Posts: 153 Joined: 12 Jan 2009     | I want to die naturally, I don't want anything bad to happen, it would suck... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1290 Joined: 3 Jun 2008     |
STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!!! im that guy that will fight anyone that says something wrong so ima die in a fight against some big mother fucker and die slowly... dam thats gunna be depressing |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008    | Heart related problems once I hit my sixties in all likelyhood, it's genetic. I also live in an earthquake danger zone, and we're overdue by about a hundred years for a really big one. |
On the Record  Posts: 5487 Joined: 7 Feb 2008     | Burned for Heresy, it's bound to happen one of these days. |
Muckraker  Posts: 302 Joined: 27 Dec 2008  | Choking on a Lego piece. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 419 Joined: 20 Nov 2008   |
I think that would fall under Technological, but I'm not entirely sure. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 364 Joined: 7 Sep 2008 | I will choke...with a telephone, while killing bees, and saving private ryan with my BARE HANDS |
Muckraker  Posts: 241 Joined: 18 Oct 2008    |
Amen my friend. Amen. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 466 Joined: 22 Oct 2008   | Heart attack, or Alzheimer's/ other dementia--> stupid action. |
Paperboy  Posts: 49 Joined: 5 Jan 2009    | I'm absolutly certain that my death will be caused by my own inability to notice the glaring design flaws in some sort of machine I wish to build. Propane Howitzers and various other potentially deadly ideas I've had will definatly be the cause of my death. And it will be awsome. |
Muckraker  Posts: 226 Joined: 3 Jun 2008  | Sociological. I want to do great things, but people who do great things tend to get killed a lot. I'd guess a bullet to the brain. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 595 Joined: 20 Mar 2008  | I'm betting that I'll die from a combination of sleep deprivation and malnutrition caused by the world's longest LAN party. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 116 Joined: 18 Dec 2008  | I'll die as I lived, ALONE.. :( |
Beat Writer  Posts: 149 Joined: 27 Oct 2008 | I will simply cease to be. Which would be metaphysical. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 884 Joined: 19 Sep 2008   | Drug-fuelled sex orgy. Wait, is this how would you like to die, or how will you die? Screw it, I'll pretend my answer to the former and latter are the same. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1061 Joined: 23 Dec 2008  |
awww. Would you like my teddy? His name is Jenson too |
Muckraker  Posts: 298 Joined: 13 Nov 2008   | I would like to die from a combination of Alcohol poisoning and Sexual Exhaustion. Just like Attila the hun! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 93 Joined: 25 May 2008   | I'll probably choke on a piece of awesome. Seriously, it's coming out of me all the time. Barring that, I always thought it would be cool to die doing something completely mundane, like writing. |
Paperboy  Posts: 47 Joined: 10 Sep 2008  | Well, my flatmate use to flick bottlecaps at me (Still does a bit) and occasionally escalates to throwing a coat-hanger at me, because he thought it'd be funny (In all honesty, it was absolutely hilarious). |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 54 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 | car cliff naked ladies.......do i need to say more?? oh and a cuban cigar in my mouth just to look awesome |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 97 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 | I think bitten by a zombie, only to become undead and bite everyone I know too, just to be a jerk. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 533 Joined: 13 Jan 2009 | I'm gonna die the way I came in Naked,Screaming and Covered in Blood! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1337 Joined: 13 Jan 2009  | "Threesome on my hundrith birthday" |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 710 Joined: 28 Dec 2008   | Take the Call of Duty 4 ending only the main character using his dying breath to kill off Zakhaev as he was about to detonate a string of Nuclear bombs around the world. That or Danilov's death in Enemy at the Gates where he lets Major Konig snipe him in order to give away his position. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 701 Joined: 15 Oct 2008  | Die? I cant possibly die... |
Copy Clerk Posts: 92 Joined: 14 Jan 2009  | Hopefully driving down a hill in the middle of a avalanche being chased by killer robots... with chainsaws |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1112 Joined: 28 Dec 2008 | suicide eventually, zombification, hit by a truck or shot in the face... IN THE FACE!!! |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 14 Jan 2009 | Does masturbation until I die from dehydration count as Biological or as suicide because I just bought Zombie Stripers and I might be dead by tomorrow morning? |
Muckraker  Posts: 283 Joined: 25 Mar 2008    |
[funfacts] Not Alcohol poisoning, but he was drinking heavily when he died. The two most popular theories are that he suffered a severe nosebleed, and drowned in his own blood in a drunken stupor, or that internal bleeding caused by heavy drinking caused him to drown in his own blood as well. As for the sexual exhaustion, I'm wondering if you're thinking of Genghis Kahn rather than Atilla the Hun? He was noted for being pretty horny, for lack of a better word. There's a reason that more than 20 million men in Asia have the same y-chromosome. He died pretty brutally though. A Tangut princess had hidden a sharp implement in her... lady parts. She was captured by the Mongols, and so, whilst performing the act, he was injured pretty severely and bled to death. [/funfacts] |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2728 Joined: 12 Apr 2008  | You are being paranoid, humanity will never create a true AI, and unless some idiot makes them homocidal there is no reason why they couldn't be stopped. I'd say I'll either die in some clumsy accident, or killed for being a smart ass to a bunch of idiots (stupid picketers, PETA i am looking at you.)/. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2728 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 |
He didn't die, Kamorov saved him. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 162 Joined: 26 Dec 2008 | Iraq im the only one let n my squad surrounded i shoot a few get captured then when im bing interrogated by a big important terrorist general..........i go jihad on with a bomb i took off one of his men and take him out with me |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1179 Joined: 12 Aug 2008  | Most likely through the symptoms of death. That or space monkeys. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 710 Joined: 28 Dec 2008 |
I know, I didn't state what I meant well enough sorry. I meant that he does die, but uses his last breath to shoot Zakhaev. |
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They're gonna make it look like suicide. I know how these bastards think...