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Paperboy  Posts: 47 Joined: 7 Jan 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1325 Joined: 24 Nov 2008     | You just killed a vegetarian with those awful pictures! Also, I do believe that the FDA would not approve that sandwich. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 868 Joined: 11 Jan 2009    | That looks really nice, but I think I just heard my arteries start crying. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4604 Joined: 13 Aug 2008     | This sounds ungodly delicious, save for a few key alterations: 1) Get rid of the barbecue sauce. In my experience it's far too sweet or spicy for something like this, whereas a combination of bacon and sausage such as this calls for a more savory taste. If you absolutely must have some sort of sauce for it, try a small amount of steak sauce like A1. And don't slather it, just a light brushing. 2) I would add some fried onions and peppers to it. It would give a bite that the simple flavors of the sausage and bacon lack by themselves., and the peppers at least would add some color to the dish. |
SUSPENDED  Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008    | I'm a vegetarian..... User was suspended for: Does New Korean Game Rip Off Team Fortress 2?. (7 days) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 837 Joined: 11 Sep 2008    | That is the best thing ever! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2788 Joined: 15 Aug 2008  | I can feel the heart attack just by thinking about it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1336 Joined: 11 Oct 2008   |
It's probably the meat of a vegetarian... I mean, as much as I love bacon, I don't feel like eating something that'll skip the stomache and go strait to the arteries. |
Paperboy Posts: 47 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | For the record, I only found the site, I didn't actually make/eat it (I wish). |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 884 Joined: 19 Sep 2008   | Waiter! One heart attack please! As a carnivore of sorts, I'd eat that. Looks pretty tasty. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1170 Joined: 31 Aug 2008  | As you notice, quite a few people haven't posted a positive response to this bacon masterpiece, I'll assume (and I feel correct in assuming) that they ate their monitors upon seeing this orgasmic bacon pastry type food awesome thing, I should know, I can't see the words "people haven't posted a pos (and I feel correct in asssumi pasty type food awesome thing," on my screen anymore due to so minor teeth marks. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3235 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Loose the sausage. Just loose it, it only takes away from the bacon. Maybe put ground beef and cheese in there. |
Muckraker  Posts: 299 Joined: 28 Aug 2008  | I've actually seen a version that replaces the sausage like that. I'd probably give it a bite, maybe in front of some lions to show them who's the boss on this planet. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1248 Joined: 2 Jul 2008  | Yuk! |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 408 Joined: 27 Sep 2008  | Somehow I'm reminded of Grandpa from the Boondocks cooking "Soul Food". Anyway, now that we've seen the worst of the worst for unhealthy food, try finding pictures of other seriously gross/unhealthy food. Here's the Mega Teriyaki Burger from McDonalds (Japan only) among other enormous monstrosities. http://inventorspot.com/articles/mcdonalds_japan_bucks_fast_food_trends_big_fat_burgers_12284 |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1283 Joined: 29 Jun 2008   | I WANT THAT DISH!!! THAT IS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN (not sarcasm) p.s. dying of heart failure after eating that is how I want to die! |
Beat Writer Posts: 225 Joined: 20 Dec 2008   | mmmmm, heart attack, and I'm scottish, I know about heart attacks! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2946 Joined: 16 Aug 2008   | I am going to take 30 of those, load them into a mortar and shell PETA with them... |
News Room Contributor  Posts: 3390 Joined: 21 Feb 2008    | That looks quite tasty actually. I wouldn't want to eat a lot of it in one go, but I think every now and then, it's ok to eat something with a little fat in it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1516 Joined: 6 Jun 2008  | MOAR!!!! It is now my mission in life to eat one of those. |
Muckraker  Posts: 297 Joined: 19 Sep 2008     | That's absolutely incredible, If I saw that while at a BBQ I wouldn't know what to think. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 72 Joined: 19 Oct 2008  | I'm in love! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 85 Joined: 17 Dec 2008   | Good lord I think my heart stopped a few times just reading the instructions. My hat is off to the chef on this masterpiece. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1057 Joined: 21 Aug 2008   | Man, and I thought the Luther Burger was bad. Side note, I'm now slightly at peace as I know I am destined to die eating that monstrosity. |
On the Record  Posts: 5760 Joined: 24 Apr 2008  | I. Must. Have. It. |
Muckraker  Posts: 328 Joined: 4 Dec 2008   | Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds. Quoting the first man to cook this delicious monstrosity |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1211 Joined: 2 Mar 2008  | My chest (and left arm) hurt. I think those pictures gave me a heart attack. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2093 Joined: 3 Dec 2008   | I like bacon. Not that much. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 93 Joined: 14 Sep 2008  | That is damn good eatin there, a'yup. Variants include using turkey bacon and sausage for less fat. Using hamburger instead of sausage.. and putting some fried onions and cheese and mustard in the middle.. and slicing it into a sandwich.. and singing 'Cheeseburger in Paradise' as you eat this down with a nice dark beer.. I'm feelin hungry now.. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1061 Joined: 23 Dec 2008  | I'd eat it. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 674 Joined: 5 Jul 2008 | BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA I have found my new secret weapon; I shall fill it full of laxatives, and eat it all myself. Then, I'll visit my friend's house... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1054 Joined: 14 Dec 2007   | One bite should last you a day. A whole one of those should last about three years. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 702 Joined: 12 Feb 2008  | oh.. my.. god... oh... my.. god... I... I want it.. I want it more then i want oxygen. But then.. I don't... because.. well... I'll settle with, most.. delicious.. death.. ever |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 97 Joined: 24 Apr 2008    | Oh if you think thats bad then wait until you have seen this. http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/ Four different kinds of meats all in one. Now THAT is the true king of meats^ |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2411 Joined: 20 Jul 2008    |
Couldn't you just feed it to your friends? |
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http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
Look at the pictures and feel ridiculously sick.