A friend and i were talking earlier and we got onto the subject of what we would have as our specialist subjects if we went on Mastermind. She chose Gilmore Girls and i chose Ocarina of Time, just because where i've played it so many times i pretty much know everything there is to know about it.
what would you have?

(i did a search for this and nothing close came up)

I always thought I'm good when it comes to history and religion even though I hate religion.

Funnily enough, I actually went on Mastermind about a half-decade ago, albeit the Junior version. Went with the James Bond films, then the (then) recently finished '05 Doctor Who series when I got my way through to the final.

burning dog poop and the human response.

yes. I have cookies

Ultrajoe:
Terry Pratchett.

Even his quiz books prove no challenge to me, i have read them all at least 30 times. I can close my eyes in bits because i know them all.

I'd want to choose Discworld, too, but didn't one of his books (Probably a Science of Discworld one) mention that they've been banned from being used on the show?

Pokemon.

If there's anything I don't know about the games, it's not worth knowing.

Computer hardware.

If you want the best rig for X amount of money, I can set you up.

hemp and human emotion

I don't know what Mastermind is...is it some sort of trivia gameshow?

The life of me! I could get all of them.
That, or the life of Julius Caesar. As long as one of the questions isn't spell Caesar, I always screw that up.