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aye, i'm not much of a movie goer but i've seen some shithouse monsters in my time, ever seen "the village"? i spent the entire movie working out what it was and it turned out to be some guys in suits. lame. | |
The whole idea for The Unborn is ridiculous. For one thing, the ghost of an unborn child would be a fetus, not a weird kid in a suit. The whole thing kind of comes off with an anti-abortion message if you read into it too much. "If babies aren't allowed to be born, they'll haunt you forever". | |
Also try scary horror movie villains or monsters. It might make more discussion. My dumbest one has got to be the Creature from the black Lagoon. Its basiclly a man with green skin. | |
Good Idea. Jason anyone? The only people he can kill are stupid teens who could die to anything. "Hello? Anyone there?" These kids could get strangled by a cordless phone... | |
the cloverfield monster, bad movie and the monster did almost nothing, that is why all of the little monsters that fell off of it had to be there... | |
"I'm gonna get naked and take a shower!" | |
LOL | |
the leprechaun was pretty stupid | |
I watched that video he talked about up above. Reminded me of Yahtzee. But with a lot less swearing. | |
Yup I agree...Cloverfield. I swear if you edited out all the times someone screamed the name "ROB!!!" out of the dialogue, the script would have probably fit on the back of a matchbook. And the monster was pretty lame. A gigantic lobster that just stumbled around bumping into buildings....brilliant. Only good thing to come from the movie was all the window lickers who swore they had 'someone on the inside' leaking them secrets on what it was going to be. | |
qurantine OMG THE VILLIAN IS RABIESwtf?!?!?! | |
"ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha" | |
America's most recent take at Godzilla. | |
Ok, I know it's not a film and I know it's quite old but this has to be in this thread. The chair from Dr Who. Watch this if you don't know what I am talking about. | |
In JJ Abrams defense, the monster didn't do much because it wasn't really evil. It was more of a creature than a monster who goes around "I FUCKING HATE YOU HUMANS! DIEEEEEE!" Although the movie was bad, the Cloverfield monster was at least an interesting concept. | |
I am Torgo, I take care of the place while the master is away.
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I remember seeing some old horror movie about a crazy doctor who went around killing people. It was rather hilarious because of all the horrible puns, and a completely absurd plots. I ended up laughing the whole time... It was during one of the horror movie marathons on halloween, when they show endless amounts of (usually horrible) horror movies all day and night. Basically, the doctor was not scary at all, and the movie itself was hilarious. At one point, he chopped off some teenager's dick when he was trying to have sex with his girlfriend for not wearing a condom (which he dropped into a toilet). He also had some very funny comment, but i don't seem to remember it. | |
Wow allot of Pablo Francisco fans I see. | |
My God that's the hardest I've laughed all week. Thank you so much for that. I thought the crazy puppet thing from Dead Silence was pretty stupid as well. | |
On the subject of Jason, what's his deal anyway? "I was murdered in a case of some jackasses taking hazing too far because nobody was paying attention, thus wanton destruction is clearly the best course of action, and completely justified." | |
If you think about, he is only proving himself a freak in death, by killing a bunch of teenage, sex crazed kids on vacation. yup we all know who is the better man here is....THE KIDS WHO KILL HIM! | |
Zombies Yeah I went there. | |
One of the worst monsters Ive ever seen is the giant octopus from Bride of the Monster. It was so low budget they couldnt even set up any puppet strings or do anything to make it look like the tentacles were moving. Even in a scene where the tentacles were attacking a guy! Another candidate for worst monster ever are the trolls from Troll. It wasnt just the acting,the effects and the budget that was terrible,the Trolls were just as bad. They are fucking vegetarians! They turn people into vegetables and then they eat them! Not to mention the infamous line that I'm guessing most people have heard "They're eating her...then they're gonna eat me...Oh my Goooooooooooooooood!" | |
Actually,in the first 4 films(a.k.a the only good films,except for Jason X)he only kills because the teens are trespassing on what he beleives to be his land(Camp Crystal Lake)...Sorry,I'm a Slasher film geek. After the first 4 films the writers sort of stopped caring and went nuts. | |
Anyone ever seen the movie Braindead? That's Dead Alive for you yanks. Not just stupid, but also terrifyingly, shamelessly Freudian: the bloated zombie mom at the end. With grotesquely exaggerated maternal traits (i.e. huge breasts, distended stomach), this candid look right into the writer's twisted soul has haunted me for as long as I can remember, and is only aggravated by my own 'mommy issues'. Come to think of it, the whole movie just sends chills down my spine for some reason. For some reason I find crappy stop-motion a lot more creepy than all the CGI in the world. Seriously, you have to watch this. Also,
Brace for flamewar. | |
Sir, I salute your bravery. But i'm ging with Frakenstien. Sure he's a monster that could tear you limb from limb, and was ordered by a phycopathic doctor. But any monster that could be outrun by a brisk walking speed quickly looses the "scary" appeal and puts on the "sad" appeal. | |
... The trees? You know from the Happening? | |
True, but it's still not really justified. Hell, if people were hanging out around the place where I died, I'd just mess with em'. Really I just plan to be a poltergeist after I die (the hilarious kind, not the stupid engage-in-wanton-violence one from the movie I never watched and am likely misrepresenting). | |
Thank you, glad to know I'm not the only one out there who thought that monster and movie where utter crap. | |
In Black Christmas when it turns out that the killer is a girl and sister of the tortured guy...RIDIIIICULUOIUDJDFJROLFT | |
The Black Sheep movie. | |
Eye Creature from "The Killer Eye." I don't even know how I have had the misfortune to look upon this movie, must have been a late night and nothing else was on. The disembodied head from "The Head (har har) of the Family." That movie was just really really weird. "Frankenhooker" had extra body parts that moved around and had a look to them as if they had "faces." The female torso-turned-to-creature was a slight bit disturbing. Jack Frost, a snowman that can't be melted; I haven't seen this movie myself, but I have been told some things about it. Just the premise of a killer snowman that has absurd powers and can't melt is just too much. There is a movie with the same title made a few years later that is a kid-friendly family film and stars Michael Keaton. I can just imagine the nightmares from that mix-up. | |
Torgo is Da MAN, IMO. Has to deal with a bastard of a master, people showing up messing with the house, give him a break. | |
There was this move called Ravens. It's about these Jewish farmers who were to cheap to buy food for there cows, so they gave them beef to eat. the cows got MCD, the ravens ate the cows, got mad cow disease, and killed everyone they saw. they even blow up a car. | |
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Essentially, a horror monster/creature/villian that seems stupid or silly from the past, and one from a movie in the past 5 years.
Past: Godmonster Of Indian Flats creature. If you don't know what this is, youtube search "Top 5 Rubbish Movie monsters"
Present: Upside-down head-people from The Unborn. What is an old man in a hospital robe with an upside down head gonna do to me? If that thing came at me, I would go Junior High field goal kicker on his ass. "And here's the kick...It's good!"