Well wepon is defined in the Criminal Code of Canada, section 2, as: Anything that is intended to be used as a wepon is a wepon, so EVERYTHING I HAVE IS A WEPON

Tenmar:

dangerousdave_42:
I own a 18 inch kukri machete,a Gerber paraframe knife, a semi auto-matic Ak-47, smith and Wesson .44 magnum, 12 gauge mossberg 500 shotgun, double barreled 12 gauge shotgun, smith and Wesson .22 pistol(yes I am a bit of a gun nut)

Now you have to cosplay the TF2 sniper if you really own a kukri.

they are actually pretty cheap they range from $55-19
http://www.atlantacutlery.com/p-1007-genuine-gurkha-regimental-kukri.aspx
http://www.atlantacutlery.com/p-1027-kukri-machete.aspx

My peace gun. The one that shoots flowers and rainbows, magically turning people into hippies. Hope that was the answer you were looking for.

1 knife and that's it, its always near me in my house because I'm a paranoid bastard, if I lived in America I'd probably get a gun but oh well.

I own:

A CX4 Storm in 9mm.

A AR-15 being built from parts that's incomplete.

A Mossberg 535 12 gauge.

A SKS.

A Saiga in .308

A Taurus PT-92 in 9mm.

A Taurus PT-1911 in .45 ACP.

Two nunchuks (wooden), replicas of the twin swords Ulrich von Jungingen gave our king before the Battle of Grunwald, a 1.1m katana (not keen - it's illegal to buy or sell such weapons, but I can pay to get her sharpened), a nice persian dagger (this one is sharp - not to cut, but if I tried, I could pierce skin - and would hurt a lot, it's a curved blade).

I also used to have a self-made bo staff, but my mom thought it was an old piece of furniture and threw it out during one of the spring cleanings.

Oh, and my father is an ex-policeman, so he has a handgun. At least he used to, not sure if he still has it.

a kitchen that has knives

DoctorNick:
I own:

A CX4 Storm in 9mm.

Ooooh! Can I have it? That's my favorite carbine!

I only need two weapons *raises each arm* yeah baby!
...Yeah I'm kidding there. I've got a hand made/sharped katana, from what I can tell it can take an arm off.

Just blades...

1x Katana

1x Wakizashi

1x Tanto

3x Throwing Knives

4x Daggers

1x Machete

1x Obsidian Knife

Bring on the zombie apocalypse!

mattttherman3:
Well wepon is defined in the Criminal Code of Canada, section 2, as: Anything that is intended to be used as a wepon is a wepon, so EVERYTHING I HAVE IS A WEPON

Damn you Dead Rising! I can't HELP but think of everything as having some sort of offensive capability these days.

1 unsharpened dagger.

My walking stick is actually a Bo Staff, if that counts. I also have two shinai, a bokken, a katana and a greatsword. I'm working on a longsword and shield.

i have a fork

3 machetes of varying lengths(75cm is the longest), but keep in mind the machete is the Costa Rican duct tape. I have 3 knifes, a 18cm Bowie a 10cm Butterfly and a average 7 cm foldable pocket knife.

KaZZaP:
One two handed sword, 2 two handed swords, one battle axe, two foot long daggers, one BB gun, and two paintball guns.

And for those who don't think those count my person paintball gun put a paintball straight threw my garage door, and I allways keep a container of marbles near it just in case. And trust me a if a paintball can go threw an inch of wood a marble can go threw flesh and bone.

what?

one 2-hander,
and 2 more?

Elaborate, sir.

Anyway, I thought about buying a .22 rifle for 75 bucks. I have an old revolver that my grandfather gave me, but I haven't fired it, ever. I think it's a .22, but I haven't looked at it in a while. I have a machete, but that was because I hadn't mowed my lawn in about a year, and it was starting to look like the congo.

An Athame {a sharp knife, i'm pagan^^] but I can't really use it as a weapon because I can't get human blood on it.
A broken Bokken.
An obsidian arrow tip.
Poi! It's so much fun.
However, the mighty spoon. I have plenty of those, feel your eyes quiver in their sockets!

One of my dad's mates bought him a varnished wooden club with a lead core to keep in his car (he's a taxi driver in Glasgow). He doesn't use it - inside a car isn't really the place for blunt melee weapons - so I assume it's in the house somewhere.

There isn't much apart from that. According to eBay my '84 Megatron reissue counts as an imitation firearm. With my background in chemistry I could probably put a bomb together using household compounds, but anyone with internet access or a copy of the Jolly Roger Cook Book can do that too. We keep two stainless steel washing poles behind the front door, which could come in handy in a siege scenario I suppose.

-Nick

Before I was mandated by the court to sell everything and not own another weapon for 10yrs I had

2 swords - both decorative - one of which was used to chop down a tree in my local park when me and my buddies were drunk and... well, I guess angry at trees.
3 sets of throwing knives - I fancied myself a ninja. By the end I could hit a board that a fly was on from halfway across a room
1 scuba knife - not because I have ever been diving but because I thought it was neat to have a pretty bad ass knife strapped to my calf with no one knowing
1 flat temple dagger - I kept it tied to a thong which was then tied to the back of my neck chain and hung in the middle of my back at all times

Then I turned 17, realized I wasn't cool and stopped carrying anything. Followed closely by the "Sell them or go to jail" mandate.

I have long finger nails. :D

"chuck norris doesnt need weapons, he can kill you with everything in the room, including THE FLOOR"

Various knives ranging from surprisingly useful to completely ridiculous. Also ranging from cream of the crap to actually pretty nice. In this department I have more quantity than quality to say the most.

Two crappy swords that found there way with some bowie knives.

Recurve Bow

Firearms: Beretta PX4, Beretta CX4, SKS, and a Remington 870.
3 for plinking and one for hunting.

M1A1 Carbine, Remington 1100, Benelli legacy, SKS, Mosin M44. Soon to get 870, AR15, M14/M21, Springfield 1911, a Sig and some other stuff. I won't mention all the surplus gear I have.

An army of teletabies

For my personal defense I have

- A hammer that I made in highschool metalshop class. Carries mostly sentimental value, but it is still a heavy piece of metal on the end of a stick. Works nicely as an actual hammer as well.

- A baseball bat

- A knife that I made myself. I worked at one of those historical recreation sites a while back, and I spend a few days making a badass knife in the blacksmith shop. The blade is about 5 inches long and curved slightly. The handle is bent around at the end to make a pommel and the whole handle is wrapped in a cord of leather. Once again, I keep it mainly for sentimental reasons, but I sharpen it every now and then and it is highly capable of causing damage and death.

One crowbar (in my bed for fending off zombies); a bunch of knives - scizzors too (in the kitchen); access to power tools my dad has... ermm... SA80 in the unit barracks that I'm not allowed to take out whenever I want... errr. I think that's it really, unless you count broken bottles or fists as weapons. Edit: a pool/snooker cue in NOT a weapon no matter what the law says, HOW could you hurt somebody with that (without it snapping)?

Well, I personally don't have anything. Used to have a bokken when I practiced with it a bit, but I gave it away... My brother still practices with 2 sets of nunchucks tho.

Owning a gun is pretty illegal in Canada, and that's good =D

Lets see... I have an assortment of hunting rifles ranging from a .22 caliber to a 9mm magnum (yes it is a rifle), about 8 pistols again ranging from .22 caliber to a 44 mag. Several shotguns in there too, and a few hunting knives. Ive also got reloading equipment for making custom ammunition. Oh yeah, and a few bows like bow and arrow bows. My family loves to hunt.

Pocket knives, a few walking sticks, a daisho, and a wooden jitte.

Let's see here... In the household, we have a .44 Springfield, a 9mm Springfield, and .380 FireStorm handguns, a .22 rifle, a 12 gauge shotgun, a butterfly knife, a stiletto, an ornate hunting knife and that shuriken-like blade from Alien vs Predator.

I have a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning. It also has tits. And is on FIRE.

Actually, I have two very, very old Spanish epées (very thin fencing swords, thicker than a foil though), this neat Gil Hibben fighting dagger (looks useless, but it's pretty solid and well-made), a machete, a hand-and-a-half Scottish broadsword, this odd one that's a long, thin sword like a rapier, but too long and heavy to be one. Not sure what it is exactly, but it has a swept hilt. This long Chinese pole-arm with a staff and curved blade on the end, a snake-head tanto/wakizashi/katana set (totally decorative), black wakizashi/katana set, this staff you pull apart with sword blades in each end, a Chinese long sword, some kindof Nordic axe.

And quite a collection of random fixed and folding knives lying around each room.

Valiance:

what?

Elaborate, sir.

3 swords total, 1 big 2 handed sword, and 2 smaller 1 handed swords. Ahh I see the typo I made I'll fix that =\