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What's one way to refer to a firing squad all shooting someone at once?

Why are people who live in Manhattan always depressed?

A Christian, a Hindu, an Agnostic and an Atheist walk into a Bar.

President Trump

Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil?

Why did Sherlock Holmes paint his door yellow?

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,

It's hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny... Period.

I wondered why the frisebee in front of me was getting larger....and then it hit me

Silentpony:
President Trump

Dementia isn't a joking matter. >:(

Mr.Mattress:
A Christian, a Hindu, an Agnostic and an Atheist walk into a Bar.

That's a good one, I'll have to remember that!

My joke:
A man walks into a bar, and he says:

So this baby seal walks into a club, right?...

Silentpony:
President Trump

I can't find any way to joke about that man. Nothing about him seems funny.

In another time, in another place, we wouldn't be talking about President Donald Trump, Leader of The Free WorldTM. We'd be talking about Don Donald Trump, biggest Mafia Boss in New York, running the biggest rackets in town.

That's just the kind of man he is.

Part 1;

What's the difference between a death bird?

Part 2;

madwarper:
Why are people who live in Manhattan always depressed?

Stealing this, thanks! XD

Whats the difference between pancakes and japan?

I could make a joke about people of lower social standing....but that's beneath me.

What is the difference between Batman and a Scouser (a person from the northern city of Liverpool)?

How many SMT fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's not dark enough.

Hawk of Battle:
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Gods, and to think I actually recently remembered this joke and was thinking of trying to find it. Wow. Talk about coincidences.

Silentpony:
President Trump

ESSSSSSSS JAY DUBYA! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Anyway. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

A horse, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this a joke?"

Q:What do you call a lamp post in Niger?
A:Progress.

A teenage boy was blessed with a 9-inch penis.

A three legged dog walked into a saloon and said "I'm lookin fer the feller that shot my pa!"

What kind of joke is so dirty that it can be made only in Wild West forums?

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked, 'Do you
have health insurance?'
He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
The patient replied, 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

I was going to say "humanity", but this thread restored my faith, I'll just mail you a letter with joke from the *snerk* PostOffice

Drathnoxis:
Here's the biggest joke I know of.

What kind of sickos are you linking here? This is a PG-13 thread at most, no linking the profile of such a filthy individual, lol

The Ditz:
I was going to say "humanity", but this thread restored my faith, I'll just mail you a letter with joke from the *snerk* PostOffice

You really snailed that one.

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