I don't know wether it's in the appropriate section or not so I will post it here for now.
Every unscheduled day, I will venture through the horrible videos and articles while I critique it while I can.
Today for my first installment, I will be aiming a suspiciously creepy reviewer on a lewd japanese game.
Enable annotations because thats where I will be commentating at. This is my first time posting this so point out any suggestions.
The review wasn't that bad. I mean, consider what he was reviewing for crying out loud. Even you couldn't help but make the odd cleavage comment in your annotations. By the way, if you don't go to YouTube you can't enlarge the screen so all your annotations come out cut off. Just something to consider. I sat through this twice to make sure I was right. YES SERIOUSLY! I also had to get a bunch of thoroughly appropriate jokes out of my mind before responded to this.
I might advise no longer trolling rancid games/reviews though. The less publicity this thing gets the better. Its not about art, its about taste. Oh yea, and I suck at spelling and stuff, but I don't review, might want to check for grammar and the like in your work again. Otherwise... yea that was whatever the heck that was...
Gads! The jokes about playing on hard that I'm not telling right now...
The actual review itself came out a year ago so the damage is already done anyways. I'm just pulling shadow punches on it.
As for the review itself, sure there are people who like anime-esqe characters on side scrolling shooters (I for one liked Touhou Project) and sure there are people who liked the game because of these... um... cleavage. That guy however has that certain vibe on him that is unsettling (his co-op comment at the end seals it)
I like to acknowledge that the embed size is smaller than the actual size of the video but I don't know how to make the resolution larger.
Wait. Did I make a cleavage joke? I did remember that I make several indications on fanservice but never an actual cleavage joke.
ps: also add to the point that if the game is inspired by Gradius, a bullet hell shooter (a hard one in fact), why is the first level is so... bland?
Well hopefully there's someone out there who you know or who catches this that knows what to do about that resolution issue, or has an alternative for your reviewing technique. I'm not exactly a forum tech. I can't even put a picture in these little forum posts as yet, then again this is post what, nine or ten? I'm not the most experienced poster never mind reviewer. Otherwise, keep at it. The only way to improve is to keep at it.