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BANNED  Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2770 Joined: 13 Feb 2008   | Well, I don't think they would be perma-banned, but they certainly would get quite a textual thrashing.
Superiority complex? Hah! We don't think we are the greatest, it's a fact! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3506 Joined: 20 Aug 2008     | /me feels an overwhelming swell of superiority complex about the community here |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3643 Joined: 3 Apr 2008   | That was win... can i Have links to LOL at? |
On the Record  Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008   | Yeah, I've heard horror stories about Gamespot's forums thanks for putting it in prospective for me |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1303 Joined: 19 Jun 2008    | Fantastic job, Danzorz. Sir Blobington must be proud to be your avatar! I hope to see more.
You have to learn the difference between a superiority complex and what top Birrases are calling the Escapist superiority |
Muckraker  Posts: 311 Joined: 28 Sep 2008     | I'll admit I laughed . Maybe you should review other sites mods for you next review . |
On the Record  Posts: 5155 Joined: 3 Mar 2008  | Interesting review(s). Maybe you should review the exploits of Escapist Trolls (e.g. GEMS, Ban Me Please, [arguably] Taxi Driver) next time. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2354 Joined: 14 Sep 2007   |
No, bad idea. I'm not sure if the mods will go for you writing long articles for the sole purpose of making fun of people. And speaking as someone who knows the real-life Ban Me Please, don't write anything about him. He'll start to have delusions of grandeur. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 | Lets see what people think...
Yes we do rule....
Hmmmm....care to explain?
No links for you Nah I'm just kidding you. Also you can lol, free your inner roflocopter.
No problem, any time. Also I have seen the Gamespot Forums, it will make even the most grizzled Mod shake in horror.
Thank you for the Sir Blobington remark, you honour me sir. Also there will be more, what will I review? That will be announced.....
....Hmmmm....I might consider that, hell I will review that (In due time).
Hmm...another good review...Ok....you know I will do that...soon....
Explain to me what Ban Me please, GEMGS and Taxi Driver are. Also I am now going to announce my reviews in this order. I will review the following things.... The Gamespot site The Gamespot Mods. The Gamespot Forums. Then I will move off of Gamespot and do exploits the Escapist trolls use. Then I will smoke some crack, then review more stuff... Expect to see these reviews spread out through this month. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
BANNED  Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008   | I understand a possible lack of knowledge of Ban Me Please, at a pinch GEMS, but Taxi Driver? Come on, you've heard of him. Speaking of GEMS, can someone link the page from which he's famous? I've heard of him, but I can't find him anywhere. User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 |
It feels so good when people say my name, better when I'm praised. I'm a sucker for compliments. Not a bad thing review though, but if you were meant to be reviewing them realistically, I hope you wouldn't just list faults. Would you? Because that doesn't constitute a review and you would be "cleansed". User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Muckraker Posts: 311 Joined: 28 Sep 2008 | Wait , did my idea just get accepted !? YAY! Wonder if anyone would dare to try to review 4chan? |
BANNED Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 |
... You, good sir, are a genius. I shall, now and away! User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3418 Joined: 28 Jun 2008  | Uh, I thought taxi driver WAS banned. Perma-banned. For the 'I'm finished' thread. Why does no one tell me these things!? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1361 Joined: 21 May 2008     |
That's because GEMS isn't his real username. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
I can't properly review those reviews. Technically they aren't reviews, thus I can't list them as such and list them more as retarded troll rants under a somewhat pseudonym-esq disguise of a review. It is hard to elaborate on the fault of the words "Worst game ever ha ha ha aha" Besides saying "Ok are you fucking kidding?" therefore since these are not quite reviews I cant review them as such. I attempted to review them as much as I could "extract" from them. It's really hard to review something that is so basic and stupid, they are constituted as a "review" By Gamespot's standards so I though what would happen if I brought them up to our standards. Sadly on the Escapist they don't count as reviews. So if they are not counted as such (By our standards) then I can't review them as if they were a review. Ok? EDIT: To make this more compressed What I did. It was like trying to drive a car that has no front left tyre, brakes or steering wheel. I still managed to drive "the car(the car represents the review)" But just not too well User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 |
Care to impart a little wisdom then? I do mean his name of course, not just a random wise piece of information. User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1361 Joined: 21 May 2008 |
Hows this? |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 | My gawddd. He's so...so...Jesus Christ...No...this can't be...I....I....No....This...so troll like....My God.....I..I.......Why God why?....Curse you g.e.m.s..Curse you GEMS! CURSE YOU RIGHT TO HELLLLLLLLLllll....you monsterrr.....*Faints Due To over-stupidity exposure* User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 | Why GEMS? Surely it's GMES? Wait... he's not been banned! Why have I heard so much about him, he is revered as a troll, but I so little trollery. Hell, I barely see anything of note. Can someone explain? User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
On the Record Posts: 5155 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 |
It was a name coined by Ultrajoe; as he was Almightyjoe's arch-enemy.
Good point. Oh, and can you kick the guy for me? EDIT: Other well-known Escapist trolls include (Also arguably) Moogly Googly Great (To throw off newcomers) and (my personal favourite) The Negotiator. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 | AnnouncementI will now start to write my review of the Gamespot forums. That is all. Edit: Sorry I can not review gamespot forums. The sheer amount of trolling there is too much for me. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1477 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 | Im a tad confused. The premise of your review seems to be picking out some (not hard to find) crap 'reviews' off gamespot then posting then here to gloat about the general superiority of the Escapeist community that such threads & their posters would be hi-kicked over the fense & out of here. Yet two of them (ie the ones with a modicum of content) instead of critiquing them as reviews you instead focus on why their opinion is wrong. Indeed your actual critiques of their review structure, grammer & content are just argueable as short, pedantic & 'ineloquent' as the 'athors' whose 'reviews' you are so keen to use as examples for why the Escapist community (& therefore yourself) are of a superior standard. Yes you are right these reviews are all 'awfull.' But you do your premise a disservice by focusing so much on why what little your chosen reviewers have said is wrong rather than on deconstructing their review as a review. You might even say you've fallen for the trolls yourself :-) |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Unfortunately I can not review them as reviews. Because...well...they are not reviews. Also I will never fall for trolls. If you want to have a quick explanation for this then here. In short You can't review a review that isn't a review. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1477 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 |
Then why claim to be reviewing reviews in the first place? Or was that not ur purpose? It would seem you have simply skimmed through another website to find user content of a quality that wouldnt pass on this site so you get a feeling of smug superiority being a member of this site would by that logic grant you. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Right now I am working on putting in reviews, just hold tight ok? Further more about 65%(Massive guess) of Gamespot reviews are probably not up to our standard. To be fair you are right the reviews are defiantly not up to our standards ( User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1477 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 |
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BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 | NO! NOT THE PUPPY! I win. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1477 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 | NO! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3617 Joined: 7 Aug 2008  |
Was ban me please the guy that just made loads of topics selling WoW gold, 'bout a week ago? |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
I think the guy who was selling WoW gold was called likes_it_rough (I think) Also Sad kitten>Kirk = I win User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 | I have come to the conclusion to review 1 or two more reviews. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 831 Joined: 3 Jun 2008  |
Yeah, i think likes_it_rough was the one with all the same exact forums over and over again. OK then well, to me that still leaves the question of who the other guys were. I have never heard of Taxi driver, i think i may have heard of Ban Me Please but i am not quite sure. Can someone please explain? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2929 Joined: 21 May 2008  | I founded this funny. Althought, I would change this to Danzorz's examples of bad reviews. |
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That's right I am going to review other peoples reviews.
But where from? The Escapist? No....Gamespot!
What I did.
Well first I looked for 3 bad reviews on Gamespot(These reviews are by the Gamespot users). I seriously kid you not it took me 2 minutes to find 3 bad reviews.
How it will be set out.
Introduction of Review.
Gamespot User Review.
My review of the Gamespot Review.
What would happen if they did it on the Escapist.
So without further A-due.
Review One
Next Up.
Review Two
Who will be next?
Review Three
Ok, Ok you buggers have been hounding me on my PM for another review so here...I will do it, then leave me alone for a while so I can murder some hookers ok?
Review Four
Footnote: There are a hell of a lot of reviews like this on Gamespot, don't think these are some rare reviews that I magically found.
Also any problems with grammar or punctuation please mention it.
I want to make it look as refined as possible.
Hope you enjoy.
(This will cause some controversy...). I hope I didn't troll to much, actually in retrospect I don't think I trolled that much..
To be fair I did pick some pretty bad reviews. (As I mentioned there are a hell of lot of them floating around Gamespot)
Also if fish food carl can review a carpet and a sandwich then god-damn-it I can review a review!(Though to be fair those reviews were epic)
-Danzorz.
Edit: I have made the reviews more....like reviews.
Edit2: If you got a link leading to a review you want me to review then feel free to PM me or if you got something to say to me then feel free to PM me.