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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4535 Joined: 12 Feb 2009     | Just then there was a knock at Magic Trevors door. The daye opened the door and there stood Trevors neighbor. "It is midnight. I have to go to work tommorrow I would prefer you turned down the loudspeaker before the cops". "Ya do you have permit for that gun. I doubt the cops will let you walk around with enought firepower to destroy the entire British armada. "Okay okay we'll calm down just be cool" said Trevor. With that the neigbhor walked away. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2593 Joined: 19 Jan 2009     | "POKEMON RAM?!" Ram screamed in rage, and head-butted Ash right on the fore-head, squishing his brains instantly. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3618 Joined: 3 Jun 2008     | SUDDENLY LAZOR BEGAN TO GLOW AND TRIUMPHANT MUSIC IS HEARD. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuunn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. DUN DUN DUN DU DU DU DU DU DUN DUN!! and turned into SPLAZOR CAT!! AND BASKED I NA PURPLE LIGHT! |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 3 Jun 2008 |
shut up ill think of something im just mad tired |
On the Record Posts: 5546 Joined: 16 Dec 2008 | Magical Trevor and the Dayes marched toward Alberta, they met little resistance along the way. Nothing could stand in the way of the mighty mech. "YOU SHALL NOT STAND IN MY WAY!!! NOBODY WILL DEFEAT THE MECH ARMY"the Mech roared. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 203 Joined: 19 Mar 2009     | Zombie bayking, forgotten on the rams horns, commited suicide again. At the same time in a far off galaxy.... |
On the Record Posts: 5546 Joined: 16 Dec 2008 | All the magicians assembled in a large field, the Mechs formed together and everyone boarded. The great ship blasted off, headed for the moon. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 3 Jun 2008 | Splazor cat, after leveling, goes to the cerulean cave to get to the portal to hell. but in his way stands a lone pokemon. MEWTWO. mewtwo starts chargin a shadow ball, but splazor cat blasts him into shear dust in the wake oh his purple SPLAZOR! he then proceeds into the portal and is then standing in a lone giant room surrounded by dead souls. the devil appears out of a platform in the ground rock star style, wearing a leather jacket and goat pants. he then pull out his guitar and plays some sweet riffs and then proceeds to charge a fire ball. splazor cat stood there in amazment. he was much larger then he remembered. the fire ball came within inches of his face when a huge explosive sheild appeared around splazor cat. then splazor cat shot the horn of satan. satan, losing a part of himself, gets disqualified. and sucked into a portal. the cat keeps the horn and swiftly makes it into a peace pipe. he then brings it back to his friends along with 30 pounds of weed. |
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...AUNT BETTY?? NO!!!! Anyways, for the real story... So, the hero's now having Splazor Cat back with them, they now turned toward the Mech and wizard army. "We shall defeat thee!" Ram heroically cried, standing atop of a large rock whilst angelic music played in the background. Sever small children cheered with joy.
"OH...ok then." Ram heroically cried, angelic music dulling down. "Well, then...We shall defeat the zombie horde!" he cried again, standing proud on top of his rock. More children cheered. "Didn't you guys take care of them?" Bill said, while he and the other mercs appeared. "Yeah, weren't they defeated by bombs?" Louise asked. "Nah, it was that crazy creepy girl." The mercs then hoped into a military-issued vehicle and drove into the sun-set, receiving a few 2nd degree burns. "...Ok then, we'll go after Gera," Ram said, now loosing some of his original umph. The children now crowded around his rock, and one started to cry. "Don't worry about her. I beat her, fair and square." Ragnorak said, patting his Yu-ge-oh deck with content. "...Then...um...then...we can go after Maddawg?" Ram asked, hope tinging his voice. The rock crumbled underneath him, and the children started to walk away. One turned back to look him in his goat eyes, and spit on the ground he stood on. "Nooo...I think he got bored with the whole bombing-the-world thing." Spike said. "Are you even with us anymore?" Ram asked the trench-coat wearing, sandwich-making space cowboy. "Probably not." he said with a shrug. Ram hung his head with grief. "Well...shit, now what?" |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2593 Joined: 19 Jan 2009 | Done, and done! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2593 Joined: 19 Jan 2009 | Damn, double post. IGNORE THIS! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2252 Joined: 9 Feb 2009 | Yup. Sounds like a good idea. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4535 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 |
Maddawg was in the sience ward of Nexus. There the top scientists from M.I.T (there locust. Who knew.)were hard at work on a biological weapon that would destroy the world... and Mars. The name of the weapon would be chosen at a later date. Maddawg was pleased with the results this far. He recived weekly progress reports from the project head A Dr.Freemen (Thats right the Crowbar is on my side)Soon the weapon would be finished and until then the Nukes would keep them occupied. |
On the Record Posts: 5546 Joined: 16 Dec 2008 | The mechs grabbed onto the moon and shoved it toward earth. THIS WILL DESTROY THE EARTH MUH HAHAHAHA! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1181 Joined: 10 Feb 2009   | I've been itching to change my avatar, but I didn't want to sow confusion by playing a ninja monkey with something else (I'm not saying what) as my avatar. So I say option B. |
On the Record Posts: 5546 Joined: 16 Dec 2008 |
Just find a way to introduce a new character like I did. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2252 Joined: 9 Feb 2009 | What I thought would be kinda cool, though. Is if we all have a character from a random game. And just put them all together. Never mind their actual story, or anything. We just use the characters for our own game and story. And the rules are somewhat like they allready are. I think that would be awsome. My vote goes for B |
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Hmm... I quite like that idea! Imagine Gordan Freeman and Altair working together to stop Bowser and GLADOS! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2252 Joined: 9 Feb 2009 |
I didn't even think of using game-character-bad-guys. That would be even more awsome! That would be totally awsome! =D Also. The character changing stunt of yours confused me. Since at my place, the avatar hadn't changed =P Also. If we do it this way, I fear of Revolverwolves whining |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2593 Joined: 19 Jan 2009 | Sir, your RPing is superb. And though I like the idea your starting, I have another plan Once upon a time, a group was formed.... The Great Halls of Justice rang with merry laughter. The great oak tables was ladened with food, and all were swigging the local grog or singing a happy tune. A waiter came swiftly to his table, notepad at the ready. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1181 Joined: 10 Feb 2009 | The doors of the great hall swung open and a figure darkened the doorstep. From the sword across his back to the shield on his left arm, this powerful figure of a man stood in his all-American glory:He was the Paladin of Truthiness. He walked over to the table of Ramthundar and sat across from him, ignoring the catcalls and mutterings from the other patrons. "I understand you are looking for some adventurers." "And who told you that?" asked Ramthundar, in a slightly belligerent tone of voice. Ever since America fell to the radicals and extremes, the Paladin had not been well-received. "A certain monkey of our mutual acquaintance." Not that this bothered him any; he stood for all that was great about America: the democratic process, freedom, and apple pie. Especially apple pie. "Ragnorak?" Ranthundar inquired, intrigued. He had not known the ninja was acquainted with the Paladin. "How is he? Why couldn't he come?" "He is well. In fact he is better than well, he is Americazing. He is getting married at the end of the month, and needs time to find his clan and tell them of the new member." "Ah! Well then, I wish him all good in his new life! Are yo going to be taking his place then?" "Indeed. That is why I am here." |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2252 Joined: 9 Feb 2009 | The door slammed open. It was sunny outside. No scary noises or anything "Damnit" he thought to himself. As he entered, low wispering could be heard. They all recognized him. They all feared him. Or at least his power. Or should I say his ability to cut it off. He stood tall, with a woolen jacket, and jeans. Upon the woolen jacket, he had a vest. A vest full of tools. A knife, a plier, a couple of star and flat screwdrivers to name a few. In his pocket behind, he had his trusty Companion Rag, his two gloves and most important of all - his Fluke (Multimeter (Uhm .. An instrument to measure ampere, voltage and resistant if you don't know)). He had entered the "The Hall of Shave".The Electrician. His first words when entering was "Who the fuck removed the two lines on the 'm', making it 'shave'??" a kid at one of the tables squiled in fear. Two others esacped into the kitchen. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 3 Jun 2008 | The doors flew open as the small cat figure came in. everyone stopped for a second, thinking it was a street cat. a man in the kitchen came out with a wooden rolling pin to beat the cat. but he utter "yea baby yea", snapped his paw finger things, and everyone realized he was the mighty splazor cat. he sat down at the table next to ram. "did order already?" |
Beat Writer Posts: 203 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | The doors of the great hall slammed shut and the bayking walked out, followed by a cohort of soliders. High in space: |
On the Record Posts: 5546 Joined: 16 Dec 2008 | The doors to the great hall opened, everyone looked but there was no one. "Down here!" demanded Trev "I would like an ale please!" The 4'9 Magician jumped onto the bar stool, "So, what is the evil scheme for today?" asked Magical Trevor whilst stroking his beard. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4535 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 | Meanwhile... Below the great hall a massive party was going down in the depths of Nexus. Maddawg was sitting in his throne room. It was a celebration party for the completion of the superweapon. Gordon Freemen the leader of the project was present. He bowed before Maddawg ."You have done well Gordon. Here have a gift for your hard work." Gordon took the gift and opened it. Inside he found a crowbar he used sign language to thank the locust leader and threw the crowbar into the pile of crowbars he already owned. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2593 Joined: 19 Jan 2009 | "Well, we've been here for a couple a days now. Let's Rock!" Ram cried, ramming his way out the door and to outdoor freedom. |
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"Ok now just put that gear there, and hammer that bolt, and"
The mighty MagicMech rose, 10 stories high, able to house and entire collection of Dayes and cows.
"Its done!"
*whistle* Thats pretty big! Who are we gonna attack first?"asked the Daye
"Well, I was thinking of the heroes, but that would be just too routine. We will target the Moon, then crash it into the Earth and live on Mars in our Mech Cities!" explained Magical Trevor "I have contacted the other members of the League of Magicians and they too are building Mechs. We will then meet in Alberta, Canada and combine the Mechs together! This will create a Super Mech Rocket, which we will use to crash the moon into Earth, then move to Mars! What do you think?"
Sounds pretty badass, are the Dayes in on this?"
"If you guys want, I would be honoured to have Dayes on Mars!"
The group jumped into the Mech.
"Check it out, I installed a loudspeaker!"
I AM A MECH, YOU WILL TREMBLE IN MY PRESENCE!