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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4574 Joined: 12 Feb 2009     | "Alright show how are we gonna summon Micheal Jackson so we can steal his powers?" asked Maddawg. "Well we should take what he always loved." suggested Grimm. "So what his Kids,His mom,His brothers,his secret girlfriend?" "No you idiot I mean his ranch. I say we burn it to the ground and anger his spirit." "Well I always wanted to set fire to a millon dollar estate." |
On the Record  Posts: 5547 Joined: 16 Dec 2008     | "Christ you guys, have some respect!" Master Kitty demanded, fiddling with Jerry, "The King of Pop just dies and now you want to... wait... did you say, burn down?" "You beasts are terribly uncivilized!" "Shut up or I will give you another virus!!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2594 Joined: 19 Jan 2009     | "Wooo! Girl on Girl! Yeah!" Ram cheered, stuffing some popcorn in his much. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4486 Joined: 3 Jun 2009    | "Ok, so now we have a way to bring him back, let's go in there torches blazin'!" Sho screamed |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3621 Joined: 3 Jun 2008    | "ienjoy staring down jerry and all but lets spring into action!" |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 4574 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 | Meanwhile at Neverkand. "Remeber kids just think happy thoughts" No not that Neverland. "Alright Wretch number:74385 go." A locust wretch ran by the villans and entered the estate which by now has been littered with millons of corpses of other wretchs. The Wretch followed the clear path until he met the edge of the corpses. Carefully he stepped on the lawn but unforunatly stepped on the wrong blade of grass. This triggered the laser defense turrets,The gaurd dogs,The short range missiles, and the jukebox with the Cole Train rap to spring into action.Within seconds Wretch number:74385 was just like the other 74384 corpses. "Alright this is taking to long." Said Mk who was sitting on the grass outside of the estate. "I'm sorry if youre bored but we can't find the control box that disables secruity. Maybe Micheal was in great shape becuase he had to reguraily dodge guns,Dogs,and Boomboxes." Mk leaned back a bit and felt something mettalic under his paw. He leaned back and saw that it was nothing more then Mettllica. "Uhhh Hi." "Sup little furry man." Said Lars. "You know the secruity system is disabled over there." "Oh thanks Mettallica." "No problem man" And with that Metallica walked into the sunset never to been seen again until Guitar Hero Mettallica 2 came out. Mk took there advice and wen't over to the box. He pryed it open and attached Jerry to the Usb slot inside. "Now disable the secruity or I'll upload another virus." "You know that virus threat is gonna get less threating every time you say it." "Fine then either do this or I will delete all of the porn stored on this you." "NOOOO!!!I'm working I'm working see and I got it." Mk turned around in time see Maddawg throw Grimm into the estate. "Were out of wretchs Grimm so just go ahead and try to solve it" "Fuck you Maddawg!" Grimm reached the end all wide eyed and sweaty. "You know I disabled the secruity before you threw him in there." said Mk "Ya I saw you do it but it's fun to scare Grimm." |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4486 Joined: 3 Jun 2009 | As the group proceeded through the mansion they heard a muffled voice. Sho pulled back a curtain and there was a small jail cell with the real Michal Jackson! "What the factor!? Your dead... And white!" Sho said confused "No, a crazy white fan of mine came to my house and abducted and pretended to be me!" Michal said "I am the true Michal Jackson!" "Wow..." Grimm mumbled "When i hang out with you guys some crazy shit happens..." "Ok, so what should we do with him?" Maddawg asked "Let's tie him up and sell him on ebay!" Sho said "He would make us millions!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4574 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 | "No we force him to record albums and call them Micheal's lost tapes." Said Mk. "Have we forgotten what we were here. I didn't kill countless wretchs just to release an album.We should harvest his power then make him cut millons of demos."Said Maddawg "Don't I get a say in this?" asked Micheal. The entire group just stares at him. He could tell the answer was no. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4486 Joined: 3 Jun 2009 | "So zetta slow... And how do we explain to the world that he come back to life" Sho asked |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4574 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 | Instead of wasting there time with getting his name from his relatives they just changed his name to Jackson Micheals and his career began. He did show after show, Album after album, Commercial after commerical. After a quick money bath Maddawg came out of his gold plated bathroom into his gold plated living room where Sho and Grimm were watching a show on the solid gold TV. "So wheres Jackson?" Asked Maddawg "He's at a commercial taping for Coke a Cola. Sayed he wouldn't do pepsi after last time." Said Grimm. Suddenly Master Kitty bursted through the door with a sack in his hand. "We have a problem and before you ask where he is he's....well he's in the sack." "WHAT! WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?" Yelled Sho. "Nothing he caught fire on the pyrotechnics and burned and died." said Mk. "Well now we can harvest his powers at least...Just no more money." Said Maddawg with a tear beginning to form. "And also this message came in from Sears. Apparently the Tv isn't actual gold and it would require millons more to buy the actual thing and we can't get a refund." Maddawg gets to his knees looks up at the roof screaming "WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4486 Joined: 3 Jun 2009 | "You keep saying harvest his power... But what power does he have that could be useful in any way!?" Sho questioned |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4574 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 | "Luckily we have a soul sucker with us." Said Maddawg holding a pack. "That looks a lot like the back packs from Ghostbusters." "Shut up there soul suckers Gordon invented them. Now then." Maddawg placed the nozzel on the sack and immeaditly Micheal's ghost sprang forth and entered the pack. "Now let's get this back to the lab so Gordon can make him into an injectable steriod. If this is right we could literrally summon the entire dead population to our side." "Wouldn't they just eat our brains?" "Baby steps Sho baby steps now let's see whats on the not actually solid gold Tv." |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2594 Joined: 19 Jan 2009 | "Okay, come on! How long are you guys just going to stare each other down! The villains probably had whole damn adventure the while you guys are staring!" Ram cried, his popcorn and soda now empty. 1 minute of Anime Ass-Whoopin later "Pleash do continush vish yu'sh bashle." Ram mumbled through the colony of bruises and cuts. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4486 Joined: 3 Jun 2009 | The group waited for the result's to come back, about four hours later Gordon came back with a syringe for everyone. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4574 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 | "OHH are we playing charades? Okay ummmm Neil Armstrong." Shouted Mk. Grimm then begins doing the Thriller dance. "Is it dawn of the Dead?" said Maddawg Grimm then went limp on the floor and began to twitch every few seconds. "I think you hit the dead part right on the nail."..."Wait so was I right." Said Maddawg while a group of Locust paramedics carry Grimm out of the room. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1195 Joined: 10 Feb 2009  | Ragnorak leaned over to whisper to Huey. "Hey, you do know that that position is used for punishment, right?" *Yawn* Hey boss, what'd I miss? "Not much, we're waiting for the girls over there to kick off the action." Oh, that's boring. Hey, where's Abacus? "I...don't know? Why don't I know? Hm. Splazor, do you know where Jerry is?" "Yeah, Master Kitty stole him. Why?" "...and you didn't tell me because...?" "Figured Logician would handle it." "Well he clearly hasn't. Helena, do you have any idea where they are?" Oh no! My dear Jerry! Umm...umm...Neverland ranch! Boss, we have to...! "Yeah, yeah, I'm going, I'm going. Y'all let me know how the fight goes, alright?" "Mmmhmm." said Ram, staring at the vampire. "Don't worry, Rag, I'll make sure you get a full tape of it." said Huey. "Alright, thanks kid, I'll be back. Later." And Ragnorak left for Neverland Ranch. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4574 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 | Suddenly a large thunk could be heard on the roof. "What was that?" asked Mk while continuing the Game. "I'm not suppose to tell you that's point of the game." Said Maddawg. "I think he means the thunk." Said Sho. "Oh proably just one of the heroes trying to retrieve Gary" Jerry "Whatever." Suddenly there was a knock Sho walked over to the door and opened it and saw Rag standing there. "Hi I hit your hit roof and now my head is bleeding.Can I come in for a band aid?" "I'm not falling for that" Said Sho before slamming the door on Rag's face. |
On the Record Posts: 5547 Joined: 16 Dec 2008 | "Hhmm... I should probably put the virus in Jerry now, because if all goes as planned, Rag should come out on top." Master Kitty looked at Maddawg, "Because we all know thats what happens every time!!!!!" Master Kitty placed the USB entitled, KILLA KITTAH VIRUS into Jerry and activated the virus, "There we go, that should about be the end of you." Master Kitty dusted his hands, "So long Jerry!" "Oh curses! I shall avenge youuuuuu..." Jerry powered down and showed a blue screen. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1195 Joined: 10 Feb 2009 | Hmmm...that plan usually works. Sho must be smarter than the rest of the villains. "Well that figures. He was a hero for a while. Any ideas?" Hmmm...wellOHNOEZ!! Jerry! I've lost contact! Get in there, boss! "Now don't overreact, Helena..." GET IN THERE NOW OR I WILL BROADCAST ALL THE KIDDIE PORN YOU OWN TO THE FBI!! "...What kiddie porn? I don't have any...OH DEAR GOD!! SHE'S...UNDERAGE????? WHAT THE HELL!! Delete that, Helena. I'm going in." Ragnorak kicked down the door and faced the villains. "Give me Jerry or she dies!" he said, holding Helena. WHAT!! THAT'S YOUR PLAN!? WHAT THE HELL!? "Shut up, you! I mean it! I'm insane! I'll do it!" "Ok, okay! Just don't hurt the girl...here you go..." Maddawg handed Jerry to Ragnorak. "...Maddawg...ummm..." "Shut up! He'll do it! Just let him go...stay calm..." Maddawg looked a little spooked. Later, back on the couch with the rest of the heroes...
"I cannot believe that worked. Wonder what'll happen next?" DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN YOOOOOOOOUUUUU RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOORRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAKKK!!!! "Looks like he finally figured it out." |
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What the fuck... thats it? I was really hoping for an epic Monkey on Kitty on Locust on Sho battle. I must say I am left with a sour taste in my mouth. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4574 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 | "Maddawg why did you hand Ragnorak our solid gold Remote? I deleted Jerry theres nothing left to salvage." said Master Kitty. "Becuase I'm confusing now where is the next batch." Gordon came in with a new syringe. "Shouldn't we wait until he comes to." Said Sho. "Bah Waiting is for the heroes" "No...no more please *Pushes in Syringe* THRILLER!!!" (There you go Shaps your hope is still alive. It's just in the form of a two parter.) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1195 Joined: 10 Feb 2009 | SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THIS. I COULDN'T WRITE TO SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4574 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 |
I could so take advantage of this or I can contunie my attack against Sho and Neonbob in the next thread. I choose the latter. |
On the Record Posts: 5547 Joined: 16 Dec 2008 | Master Kitty jumped for joy, "Oh me oh my! This is better than the time I got catnipped with that hot Queen!" Master Kitty grabbed a syringe and stabbed his arm, "Oohhh... that feels- GAH-OH-EEEEEEEE BEAT IIIIITTTTTTT!" Master Kitty began running around the house singing Beat It, he was just as good a singer as he was a dancer, "Beta it, beat it, no one wants to beat it beat it! No one l-" Master Kitty stppoed for a moment and looked at Maddawg, "AHEE!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4574 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 | Suddenly during Master kitty's Screaming Grimm went unconsious again. "Wow maybe we should have more before you letting you inject yourself with it."and soon Master kitty followed Grimms idea. "Now what?" Said Sho. "....Let's steal his catnip." "Why stop there" Said Sho holding a razor. "By god I like the way you think." |
Press Junketeer Posts: 420 Joined: 20 Mar 2009 | (OOC: Sorry I didn't post earlier but it got late over where I am so I had to hit the hay) "Well, this is boring. I figure-" "YAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Taken completely by surprise, Nevan has no time to react to Hazuki's sudden advance and takes a powerful slash to her waist, knocking her over. While on the ground, Hazuki points the blade behind her and stabs downward just before Nevan seems to melt into the ground. The mass of black begins to spread out and Hazuki only has a moment to jump onto a nearby telephone pole to avoid the sudden surge of lightning. She stands there and waits, watching as the black mass turns into Nevan again who sends a group of lightning charged bats her way. Hazuki strikes into them, but this proves unwise as the bats explode when her blade makes contact. Hurt, but not enough to stop, Hazuki recovers mid-air and sends a wave of blue energy along the ground through her sword that Nevan easily repels... Only to find Hazuki had disappeared. The demon turns just in time to be struck from shoulder to hip twice to form an X then stabbed through the chest. Nevan lets out a cry of agony and topples as Hazuki sheathes her weapon. "Okay, you win... Do what you will with me Hazuki nodded. "I won't execute a helpless opponent, but I'm not letting you go either." With that said, Hazuki holds her tachi to Nevan, whose spirit merges with that of the blade in a bright flash. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2594 Joined: 19 Jan 2009 | "WHOOOO!" "Alright, so now the question remains, what we're going to do now?" Ram said. "We have no transportation, no one to fight, and we have no idea where the main baddies are-" |
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Nevan stood up and dusted herself off.
"Not bad for a smelly animal... But try THIS!
A swarm of bats appear over Sami and rain down lightning. However, the bolts never strike the cow and are instead absorbed into the blade of a glowing katana.
Hazuki stepped forward, her sword now crackling with electricity
"Mudana..." She uttered then turned to the others. "Stand back, I'll hand this..."
The other guys took a seat on a couch with snacks and drinks ready-except for Huey who just sat on his knees Japanese-style. Nevan cocked an eye at the sword-wielding girl.
"You want to take me on, little lady? Hm, why not. I like a little 'girl-on-girl' every now and then"