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Souplex:
I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

My honorable friend, we can't just go around proposing bills like this until we have a fully formed government.

CM156:

Souplex:
I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

My honorable friend, we can't just go around proposing bills like this until we have a fully formed government.

As executive soupreme overadminstrator I can.

Ah, back from wonderful ""vacation"" at last. Time to do my job i spose...

CM156:
Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I'm not putting that on my "spotless" interweb history, so am going to just agree with your request, regardless of the consequences.

CM156:

Mr. Speaker
How about:

Fiscal Restraint
Anime
Shitposting
Cautious openness to new ideas
Industrial development
Snakes
Maximum employment

or FASCISM for short

Yes!... The people love snakes! More debates are in desperate need of them.

Souplex:
I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

The (possibly neo-)Liberal Cuck Party, or LCP, seconds this bill. We also attach a proposal with this bill that enforces a strict policy for 1 out of every 9 spoilers in the WW to contain a surprise spider image.

Xsjadoblayde:
Ah, back from wonderful ""vacation"" at last. Time to do my job i spose...

CM156:
Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I'm not putting that on my "spotless" interweb history, so am going to just agree with your request, regardless of the consequences.

CM156:

Mr. Speaker
How about:

Fiscal Restraint
Anime
Shitposting
Cautious openness to new ideas
Industrial development
Snakes
Maximum employment

or FASCISM for short

Yes!... The people love snakes! More debates are in desperate need of them.

As a palate cleanser:
image

Fallow:

Souplex:
I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

The (possibly neo-)Liberal Cuck Party, or LCP, seconds this bill. We also attach a proposal with this bill that enforces a strict policy for 1 out of every 9 spoilers in the WW to contain a surprise spider image.

image

CM156:

As a palate cleanser:
image

That comic is useful propaganda, but I'd recommend (in a non-partisan manner) more colour in future. The snake gets it; colour and cuteness is a sure win for public appeal, with added memery for good measure. If the LCP or any other budding party desires to utilise propaganda, do so with the cautious consideration of the aforementioned pornographic content rule here of course. We must maintain a standard of professionalism in the wake of Wynn's banishment.

(Unless the people vote otherwise).

...

(If they are afforded a vote at all!)

Fallow:

Souplex:
I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

The (possibly neo-)Liberal Cuck Party, or LCP, seconds this bill. We also attach a proposal with this bill that enforces a strict policy for 1 out of every 9 spoilers in the WW to contain a surprise spider image.

I'm amending this attached proposal so that the spiders don't have to be spoiler'd.
image

Souplex:

Fallow:

Souplex:
I propose a bill to ban all Weebs from this forum.

The (possibly neo-)Liberal Cuck Party, or LCP, seconds this bill. We also attach a proposal with this bill that enforces a strict policy for 1 out of every 9 spoilers in the WW to contain a surprise spider image.

I'm amending this attached proposal so that the spiders don't have to be spoiler'd.
image

But then it's not a surprise anymore :(

Also, that will mean Bobular can't join the discussion.

Fallow:

Souplex:

Fallow:

The (possibly neo-)Liberal Cuck Party, or LCP, seconds this bill. We also attach a proposal with this bill that enforces a strict policy for 1 out of every 9 spoilers in the WW to contain a surprise spider image.

I'm amending this attached proposal so that the spiders don't have to be spoiler'd.
image

But then it's not a surprise anymore :(

Also, that will mean Bobular can't join the discussion.

We'll stop posting spiders when he stops posting weeb shit. It'll still be a surprise when he scrolls down to it. It won't be a surprise if he never clicks spoilers for fear of spiders

Souplex:
We'll stop posting spiders when he stops posting weeb shit. It'll still be a surprise when he scrolls down to it. It won't be a surprise if he never clicks spoilers for fear of spiders

That's why the 1 in 9 is so brilliant. The risk is just low enough to warrant clicking those spoilers.

Fallow:
Wait, are we liberal cucks or neo-liberal cucks?

I kinda want to know if we should propose liberal stuff like universal healthcare and subsidized education or neo-liberal stuff like sharia laws and legalized censorship.

I assume that regardless of the liberal agenda we will also be proposing various state-funded cuckolding activities.

As a clarification, we are a party of Liberal ideals, including but not limited to universal healthcare, greater financial regulation, and making sure our sexually unsatisfied wives or girlfriends always have enough of that illicit pool boy D. Neoliberalism, despite its similar name, is ideologically opposite to our party, especially in economic matters, and will result in almost no extramarital affairs with young, virile studs.

Indeed, as soon as this government pulls itself together and appoints some leadership positions, I will put forth a bill that will require married women to answer the door in transparent lingerie and with a vulnerable but seductive smile.

TheVampwizimp:

Fallow:
Wait, are we liberal cucks or neo-liberal cucks?

I kinda want to know if we should propose liberal stuff like universal healthcare and subsidized education or neo-liberal stuff like sharia laws and legalized censorship.

I assume that regardless of the liberal agenda we will also be proposing various state-funded cuckolding activities.

As a clarification, we are a party of Liberal ideals, including but not limited to universal healthcare, greater financial regulation, and making sure our sexually unsatisfied wives or girlfriends always have enough of that illicit pool boy D. Neoliberalism, despite its similar name, is ideologically opposite to our party, especially in economic matters, and will result in almost no extramarital affairs with young, virile studs.

Indeed, as soon as this government pulls itself together and appoints some leadership positions, I will put forth a bill that will require married women to answer the door in transparent lingerie and with a vulnerable but seductive smile.

I'm executive ordering that I be the one to schtupp all of your attractive female significant others.

Would the honourable gentlemen of the Jewish party be so kind as to inform the house of whether they intend to join the coalition government? Furthermore i would ask the honourable ladies and gentlemen of the Liberal Cuck Party whether Saelune will accept the nomination for premiership put forth by the party. Additionally i would politely ask them to create an official acronym for the sake of the expedience and convenience of all parties involved

Mr. Speaker ... Honourable members of the House ... while we natter here, our upstanding coca farmers and "pharmaceutical engineers" await a formal decision as to bringing Escapist brand "Happy Dust" to every boy and girl in our venerable education system, and available liberally at a nominal price in our pharmacies OTC.

While we talk of acronyms, we are about to miss this year's earliest sowing periods to make Happy Dust a key export market opportunity to nearby nations. This is a multibillion dollar industry that will provide good jobs and has established demand both here and abroad.

With my friends in private "security" consultancy, I think we can really hit our competitors hard and fast to secure greater market share by 2020 as well as inflate the value of our upstanding product in the international trade. Balance the budget through aggressive, targeted "marketing" campaigns! Our product is clearly superior and better cut!

Addendum_Forthcoming:
Mr. Speaker ... Honourable members of the House ... while we natter here, our upstanding coca farmers and "pharmaceutical engineers" await a formal decision as to bringing Escapist brand "Happy Dust" to every boy and girl in our venerable education system, and available liberally at a nominal price in our pharmacies OTC.

While we talk of acronyms, we are about to miss this year's earliest sowing periods to make Happy Dust a key export market opportunity to nearby nations. This is a multibillion dollar industry that will provide good jobs and has established demand both here and abroad.

With my friends in private "security" consultancy, I think we can really hit our competitors hard and fast to secure greater market share by 2020 as well as inflate the value of our upstanding product in the international trade. Balance the budget through aggressive, targeted "marketing" campaigns! Our product is clearly superior and better cut!

On a completely unrelated note, i would like to announce one of KEVIN's first major programs, the war on the war on drugs. For too long mandatory minimums has been filling up our prison system and cost us billions in funding for the DEA. Our entire justice system is clogged up by petty drug trials. As you know, many prisons have resorted to taking on production contracts for major companies in recent years. I say, let's cut out the middleman that is the tax-funded prison system. Let's get our drug addicts out of our prisons and into our sweatshops. This will sharply reduce the budget deficit, make the justice system more efficient and provide a better, fairer market for our Happy Dust

TheVampwizimp:

Fallow:
Wait, are we liberal cucks or neo-liberal cucks?

I kinda want to know if we should propose liberal stuff like universal healthcare and subsidized education or neo-liberal stuff like sharia laws and legalized censorship.

I assume that regardless of the liberal agenda we will also be proposing various state-funded cuckolding activities.

As a clarification, we are a party of Liberal ideals, including but not limited to universal healthcare, greater financial regulation, and making sure our sexually unsatisfied wives or girlfriends always have enough of that illicit pool boy D. Neoliberalism, despite its similar name, is ideologically opposite to our party, especially in economic matters, and will result in almost no extramarital affairs with young, virile studs.

Indeed, as soon as this government pulls itself together and appoints some leadership positions, I will put forth a bill that will require married women to answer the door in transparent lingerie and with a vulnerable but seductive smile.

While this cuckoldry business does sound fun and the prospect of having another man raise my biological offspring without the knowledge of its true parentage, KEVIN values the individual freedom to dress as one pleases. In order to get our support for this proposal you would have to make a convincing case for how cuckoldry can generate some kind of profit or scientific data, preferably both

CyanCat47:
snip

To whom it may concern:

Given the current composition of Parliament, I have decided to give CyanCat47 the first opportunity to form a government. From this moment forward he is Prime Minister, provided of course that he can maintain the confidence of the House.

Mr Speaker, I can assure the members of the House that MEGA supports the right honorable gentleman.

Furthermore, Mr. Speaker, I propose that any time a member of this august body addresses one of their honorable friends, that that friend be quoted so that they know how to respond. For instance, in this case:

CyanCat47:
Would the honourable gentlemen of the Jewish party be so kind as to inform the house of whether they intend to join the coalition government? Furthermore i would ask the honourable ladies and gentlemen of the Liberal Cuck Party whether Saelune will accept the nomination for premiership put forth by the party. Additionally i would politely ask them to create an official acronym for the sake of the expedience and convenience of all parties involved

I would tag my honorable friend

undeadsuitor:
Thanks to my heritage, I nominate myself as Jewish leader of the forum parliament

Like so.

JoJo:

CyanCat47:
snip

To whom it may concern:

Given the current composition of Parliament, I have decided to give CyanCat47 the first opportunity to form a government. From this moment forward he is Prime Minister, provided of course that he can maintain the confidence of the House.

Your escapistal majesty, ladies and gentlemen of the assembly, it is with great humility and gratitude that i accept this appointment and announce the first Escapist government of the coalition Kevin (is) Mega Jewish. We will strive to promote personal and civil liberty, scientific innovation, economic growth, a balanced budget and the patronage of anime

CM156:
Mr Speaker, I can assure the members of the House that MEGA supports the right honorable gentleman

My honourable friend, the leader of MEGA will serve as minister of culture

undeadsuitor:
Thanks to my heritage, I nominate myself as Jewish leader of the forum parliament

My honourable friend, the leader of the Jewish Party will serve as secretary of state

Addendum_Forthcoming:

Woman ... but details! Chancellor of the Exchequer #.#

And my honourable friend and fellow founder of KEVIN will serve as my Chancellor of the Exchequer

We hope to maintain a cooperative and productive coalition government. With this we open for the proposal and voting for new legislation. God save The Escapist

Mr. Speaker, I would like to be the first to congratulate my right honorable friend Mr. CyanCat on his assumption of leadership. I'd also like to congratulate my honorable friend on his role as leader of the opposition.

TheVampwizimp:
-snip-

I think our first order of business should be procedural rules. To that end, I propose that whenever a proposal is made for a bill, all members of parliament are given 48 hours to vote on it, and those who do not vote do not have their votes counted either way. In the cases of ties, the Speaker will cast the deciding vote, using this common rule

CM156:
Mr. Speaker, I would like to be the first to congratulate my right honorable friend Mr. CyanCat on his assumption of leadership. I'd also like to congratulate my honorable friend on his role as leader of the opposition.

TheVampwizimp:
-snip-

I think our first order of business should be procedural rules. To that end, I propose that whenever a proposal is made for a bill, all members of parliament are given 48 hours to vote on it, and those who do not vote do not have their votes counted either way. In the cases of ties, the Speaker will cast the deciding vote, using this common rule

Sounds about right, but when is a proposal made? When somebody posts it? That would lead to chaotic spamming of proposals fast. I think there should be some process, liberal enough to allow serious proposals to get through but strict enough to prevent chaos and unclarity. It would already help if a speaker would regularly put forward what proposals the next voting will be on based on some sensible rules. (no repeats within a week, maybe at least 2 mp's behind the proposal, something like that)

Pseudonym:
-Snip-

Mr Speaker, my honorable friend raises a good point. To that end, I propose a compromise: Any member of parliament can make a suggestion, but in order for it to be acted on, at least one other MP has to express support for the bill. At that point, the speaker will set a time for debates to be heard on the matter and eventually set a time for all interested parties to vote. That way we avoid a situation in which we are simply shouting out our ideas, and we can keep track of our suggestions.

Mr. Speaker .... honourable members of the House ... as our esteemed future leader put it so eloquently, the War on the War on Drugs requires a comprehensive transformation of our justice and corrections systems. I submit for approval a budgetary and labour measure that should see immediate slashes to our prison fee costs, domestic recidivism rates and give our industry a very strong presence overseas.

Proposition P.A.C.M.U.L (Provision & Assignment of Convict labour for Manufacturing, Utilities and Logistics) .... where in exchange for wiping out their criminal record (and providing new passports), we take everyone who enlists otherwise currently suffering under the nation's draconian drug laws and put them back into work! Predominantly to assist the success of our government endorsed 'Happy Dust' initiative both here and abroad.

It is time we provide these afflicted parties the means to find a new dawn of semi-private enterprise without stigma of their past, and use their skills to the benefit of our nation's fiscal prospects and providing an international presence.

This program will involve comprehensive education of those involved concerning; account keeping, border security training, camp engineering, chemistry, combat training, enhanced interrogation techniques, geography, language acquisition, logistical management, and more. This rehabilitative service transforms criminals into skilled workers, and Happy Dust into a global product with the marketing and operational muscle to usurp greater market share sooner rather than later.

Working with our good friends in both the military and intelligence communities, members of this programme who display exceptional skills and raw, natural talent can and should be eligible for exciting new career opportunities in the Escapist Intelligence Agency. As further proof of the success of this rehabilitative service to provide honourable direct market intelligence (and possible interdiction of competitors) both at home and abroad.

I love this country ... and it pains me to see that KEVIN is one of the few parties with true vision to mobilize our workforce for the greatest possible prosperity we can imagine. To see our fellow citizenry suffer under the binds of regulations concerning Class A drugs injures us grievously. To know that these people have skills and resources that we allow to rust and rot behind steel bars, for no fault of their own beyond freedom haters feeling like they can imprison them for their unique life experiences.

This proposition not only heavily slashes the cost of our corrections facilities... Not only lightens the load on our courts for the prosecution of true crimes... but it gives to our fellow citizenry the best possible means to find their real calling in terms of their enterprise and labour.

Addendum_Forthcoming:
-Snip-

Mr. Speaker, the MEGA party can see itself endorsing this move by our right honorable friend, so long as emphasis is placed on the border security part of the Happy Dust initiative. We believe in reforming the criminals we don't hang for being degenerate lowlifes. We were working on a program, Hijackers to Hires, that had similar principles, but the program has never fully taken off.

I believe that my right honorable friend raises a good point: Long term, this program will pay for itself due to reduced burdens on our social welfare system. However, short term, we may need money from elsewhere. I believe it would be within the purview of my right honorable friend's office to determine the best source of the money.

Addendum_Forthcoming:
Mr. Speaker .... honourable members of the House ... as our esteemed future leader put it so eloquently, the War on the War on Drugs requires a comprehensive transformation of our justice and corrections systems. I submit for approval a budgetary and labour measure that should see immediate slashes to our prison fee costs, domestic recidivism rates and give our industry a very strong presence overseas.

Proposition P.A.C.M.U.L (Provision & Assignment of Convict labour for Manufacturing, Utilities and Logistics) .... where in exchange for wiping out their criminal record (and providing new passports), we take everyone who enlists otherwise currently suffering under the nation's draconian drug laws and put them back into work! Predominantly to assist the success of our government endorsed 'Happy Dust' initiative both here and abroad.

It is time we provide these afflicted parties the means to find a new dawn of semi-private enterprise without stigma of their past, and use their skills to the benefit of our nation's fiscal prospects and providing an international presence.

This program will involve comprehensive education of those involved concerning; account keeping, border security training, camp engineering, chemistry, combat training, enhanced interrogation techniques, geography, language acquisition, logistical management, and more. This rehabilitative service transforms criminals into skilled workers, and Happy Dust into a global product with the marketing and operational muscle to usurp greater market share sooner rather than later.

Working with our good friends in both the military and intelligence communities, members of this programme who display exceptional skills and raw, natural talent can and should be eligible for exciting new career opportunities in the Escapist Intelligence Agency. As further proof of the success of this rehabilitative service to provide honourable direct market intelligence (and possible interdiction of competitors) both at home and abroad.

I love this country ... and it pains me to see that KEVIN is one of the few parties with true vision to mobilize our workforce for the greatest possible prosperity we can imagine. To see our fellow citizenry suffer under the binds of regulations concerning Class A drugs injures us grievously. To know that these people have skills and resources that we allow to rust and rot behind steel bars, for no fault of their own beyond freedom haters feeling like they can imprison them for their unique life experiences.

This proposition not only heavily slashes the cost of our corrections facilities... Not only lightens the load on our courts for the prosecution of true crimes... but it gives to our fellow citizenry the best possible means to find their real calling in terms of their enterprise and labour.

Hear hear! This is the reform our justice system has been crying out for for many years, and all the things it didn't know it wanted to boot. P.A.C.M.U.L will alleviate our overburdened prison system, allow the police to focus their resources towards reducing violent crime rather than petty drug charges, bolster our domestic workforce and production capacity and strengthen the nation. My honourable friends, this is the chance we have been waiting for

Speaker, I demand the floor.

I cannot stand idely by while my people remain oppressed and discriminated against by both the state and this chamber. I demand that the day of creation in the Weeb Bible (Old Testiment) of the 8th of October be henceforth declared a national hodilay in honour of the one true god.

image

CM156:

Xsjadoblayde:
Ah, back from wonderful ""vacation"" at last. Time to do my job i spose...

CM156:
Mr Speaker, I would ask my honorable friends in the liberal cuck party if they actually think anyone would want to cuck them by banging their wives. I'd give a link to that "What the fuck is a cuck" comic that's rather infamous by now but I think this forum has a "no porn" rule that I have no interest in breaking.

I'm not putting that on my "spotless" interweb history, so am going to just agree with your request, regardless of the consequences.

CM156:

Mr. Speaker
How about:

Fiscal Restraint
Anime
Shitposting
Cautious openness to new ideas
Industrial development
Snakes
Maximum employment

or FASCISM for short

Yes!... The people love snakes! More debates are in desperate need of them.

As a palate cleanser:
image

These are not the snakes we are looking for. Flat out disappointed MEGA for your lack of euphemism

OT: We (JoJo) voted for a leader. I don't remember us voting for a speaker. Who are you guys talking to?

trunkage:
-Snip-

Mr. Speaker, I'd like to take a moment to inform my honorable friend that you, Xsjadoblayde, are the speaker of the house, due to the fact that you were the only contender for the position and likewise the most qualified to hold it.

Zontar:
Speaker, I demand the floor.

I cannot stand idely by while my people remain oppressed and discriminated against by both the state and this chamber. I demand that the day of creation in the Weeb Bible (Old Testiment) of the 8th of October be henceforth declared a national hodilay in honour of the one true god.

I don't know about me being a God, its nice of you to think so. But I do approve of my birthday being made a national holiday though.

I'm going to throw my hat into the political ring with the formation of the Sleaze and Corruption Party. My parties beliefs are very simple, if its sleazy and corrupt, then its most likely that I am involved somehow. God help you all if we ever got any real power, but my God it would make for interesting headlines. And really, isn't what politics needs right now?

Mr Speaker... Honourable members of the House ... the fact that we are hearing this in the Commons, a proposal of a state sanctioned religion of weebery, is a corruption of civil liberty. We should not be sponsoring religions at the cost to the taxpayer! It is a flagrant excess of spitting in the face of our desire to maintain our sovereignty, our secularism, and (most importantly) our fiscal policy. More grievously ... it directly affects our workforce participation rates by establishing flippant public holidays!

If this proposal goes ahead, I demand we re-evaluate the awards system of workplace contracts in order to not arbitrarily injure businesses paying increased award rates on labour! One additional day of penalty rates makes not only our public sector costs increase, but it makes public-private cross operations tremendously increase as operations of scale shudder to a near halt, or costs magnify exponentially. All while dissuading total economic investment from private enterprise.

Tax offsetting from increased revenue from those earning between 27.5k to 120k p.a. will not cover the cost of such flippant policies as artificial public holiday creation. What minute increases in domestic spending in tandem with additional taxation revenues will not cover the injury to ourselves or businesses.

Moreover, with all respects to the proposer of this Weebery holiday initiative ... they didn't even bother to create a floating date of holiday enactment. Flat date public holiday creation is an archaic idea to government endorsed leisure dates. If we are going to implement such initiatives, let us at least take a page out of nations like Australia that angle 'floating dates' of many public holidays to majoritively land on Fridays, or Mondays, to increase domestic spending while decreasing total cost and obstruction on businesses and their operations!

This Weebery holiday proposal is ill-thought-out in the extreme, and constitutes a moral hazard without any real beneficiary!

This action will negatively impact total profitability and jobs creation rates of a multitude of industries, and cripple total economic engagement. We already have too many public holidays!

You do not secure prosperity and sustainability of fiscal responsibility with state-sanctioned religiosity. The money that would be spent, and the time dedicated to its discussion, would better be spent creating ever more liquid divides between education and direct industrial participation.

What industry and students of our venerable education system want to see is jobs, and education of people suited to fulfilling the criterion of their responsibilities. What the taxpayer and industry leaders don't want to see is their representatives nattering on their dime and time about such frivolity.

Besides, anime is shit. We should be championing our own animation studio efforts... a day celebrating foreign products creates a bad image does it not!? I have a funding proposal for attracting industry attention using advanced psychometrics analysis to increase total consumption of our products both here and abroad through innocuous media platforms ... and this Weebery nonsense directly gets in the way of increasing message saturation!!

If we are to establish a public holiday, give the direction to the Ministers for Foreign Affairs & Trade, and Defence instead. So that we angle it to the best possible means of generating future incentivization of investment and political capital, through active social engineering and psychological warfare initiatives!

Anything less is capitulation to a foreign market!

Addendum_Forthcoming:
Mr Speaker... Honourable members of the House ... the fact that we are hearing this in the Commons, a proposal of a state sanctioned religion of weebery, is a corruption of civil liberty. We should not be sponsoring religions at the cost to the taxpayer! It is a flagrant excess of spitting in the face of our desire to maintain our sovereignty, our secularism, and (most importantly) our fiscal policy. More grievously ... it directly affects our workforce participation rates by establishing flippant public holidays!

If this proposal goes ahead, I demand we re-evaluate the awards system of workplace contracts in order to not arbitrarily injure businesses paying increased award rates on labour! One additional day of penalty rates makes not only our public sector costs increase, but it makes public-private cross operations tremendously increase as operations of scale shudder to a near halt, or costs magnify exponentially. All while dissuading total economic investment from private enterprise.

Tax offsetting from increased revenue from those earning between 27.5k to 120k p.a. will not cover the cost of such flippant policies as artificial public holiday creation. What minute increases in domestic spending in tandem with additional taxation revenues will not cover the injury to ourselves or businesses.

Moreover, with all respects to the proposer of this Weebery holiday initiative ... they didn't even bother to create a floating date of holiday enactment. Flat date public holiday creation is an archaic idea to government endorsed leisure dates. If we are going to implement such initiatives, let us at least take a page out of nations like Australia that angle 'floating dates' of many public holidays to majoritively land on Fridays, or Mondays, to increase domestic spending while decreasing total cost and obstruction on businesses and their operations!

This Weebery holiday proposal is ill-thought-out in the extreme, and constitutes a moral hazard without any real beneficiary!

This action will negatively impact total profitability and jobs creation rates of a multitude of industries, and cripple total economic engagement. We already have too many public holidays!

You do not secure prosperity and sustainability of fiscal responsibility with state-sanctioned religiosity. The money that would be spent, and the time dedicated to its discussion, would better be spent creating ever more liquid divides between education and direct industrial participation.

What industry and students of our venerable education system want to see is jobs, and education of people suited to fulfilling the criterion of their responsibilities. What the taxpayer and industry leaders don't want to see is their representatives nattering on their dime and time about such frivolity.

Besides, anime is shit. We should be championing our own animation studio efforts... a day celebrating foreign products creates a bad image does it not!? I have a funding proposal for attracting industry attention using advanced psychometrics analysis to increase total consumption of our products both here and abroad through innocuous media platforms ... and this Weebery nonsense directly gets in the way of increasing message saturation!!

If we are to establish a public holiday, give the direction to the Ministers for Foreign Affairs & Trade, and Defence instead. So that we angle it to the best possible means of generating future incentivization of investment and political capital, through active social engineering and psychological warfare initiatives!

Anything less is capitulation to a foreign market!

While my friend the Chancellor of the Exchequer worded her statement more strongly than i might have, the point being made is solid nonetheless. K.E.V.I.N Believes in a secular society as secularity ensures the equal protection of all creeds, and the addition of a new holiday, the proposal for which does not appear very thoroughly planned, would be fiscally irresponsible. Furthermore, the right honourable gentleman who made the proposition did so in a way that goes against the agreed upon rules, proposing a bill while another one is on the floor. People can watch whatever animation they please so long as it is legally aqquired, but their tastes should not be forced upon others through the state

Esteemed friends, I believe that our current issue is simply that we don't have any motions tabled for debate and vote. If we want to be as efficient and efficacious as an actual parliament, we need our MPs and our Speaker to do their job.

I propose the following: If a bill is proposed and has at least one co-sponsor, it is tabled for debate 24 hours after the co-sponsors post. From there, a debate can occur and the person who has proposed the bill can present a formal version. From then, we can have a vote called. What say ye?

CM156:
Esteemed friends, I believe that our current issue is simply that we don't have any motions tabled for debate and vote. If we want to be as efficient and efficacious as an actual parliament, we need our MPs and our Speaker to do their job.

I propose the following: If a bill is proposed and has at least one co-sponsor, it is tabled for debate 24 hours after the co-sponsors post. From there, a debate can occur and the person who has proposed the bill can present a formal version. From then, we can have a vote called. What say ye?

Hear hear. We need to actually get to the voting within a reasonable timeframe

CyanCat47:
Snip

Xsjadoblayde:
Snip

Mr Speaker, I agree with the right honorable gentleman. We need order brought back to these esteemed halls of law.

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