The FAIL Game!

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Here's a game I'm surprised nobody has thought of. The FAIL game is a series of phrases which one person starts and the next finishes. Here is an example.

DemonLordZeya: The man polevaulted...

DemonLordXelha:...Into a brick wall. FAIL!

Simple and entertaining, but there are a few rules.

1: No repeating a previously used FAIL.
2: All endings must end in a FAIL or EPIC FAIL. EPIC FAILs are reserved for the really well placed endings.
3: Don't be innapropriate (or excessively so). It mocks the entertainment value of this game, and you can get banned.
4: Don't make it too long, more than 2 lines isn't worth making a fail for.
and lastly, 5: MAKE IT A FAIL!!!

I'll repeat my intro example for starters.

The man polevaulted...

Into a train. Epic Flail!

The man tripped over...

And fell through the floor because of poor collision detection. FAIL.
The man got in his car...

...and drove it off a cliff. FAIL.

The man choked on...

His pet rabbit. EPIC FAIL.

Stephen Hawking was hit by a...

smart car. FAIL

I swung the hammer and hit the. . .

Wife of my boss. EPIC FAIL.

The man had fallen from the...

stairs. FAIL

the man stepped out of the train..

into another incoming one

the jew...

...wouldn't share his gold with teh Nazis so he got Holocowned.

The quick brown fox...

...jumped into a lazy dog. FAIL!

The man walked...

...into a live minefield and had his legs blown to Madagascar. FAIL!

I poured napalm..

into a motorized wheel chair. FAIL

the lazy car driver hit a

...VW clown car, killing 20 people. FAIL.

Somebody sent you...

...a link to http://www.thepenisinhermouth.com

Kanye West...

...is not that great a rapper, yet people love him. FAIL!

Your mouse cord...

is non-existant, I have a touch pad. Mouse's will go extinct soon. Fail

He shoots, he...

...misses by 20 feet and kills one of the cheerleaders! FAIL!

While shaving his...

...pubes, he cut off his- well, you know. FAIL!

Don't be afraid to make intro's longer than like 5 words, sometimes it's going to be good.

the monkey ate a banana...

...and had a horrible allergic reaction which mutated its dna, changing the monkey into a giant radioactive manbearpig! FAIL!

Bob was clumsy...

because he had bad hand-eye coordination!
Cognitive Fail!

A steel rod,

falling from a 4-story building, impales the passerby who looked up to see what the whistling noise was. FAIL!

A loaded shotgun...

Accidentally went off.... and broke a priceless vase. FAIL!

A man was walking across a bridge.....

...when he was distracted by a whistle, which was the brakes failing on a tractor-trailer, so he stood still and was splattered by the vehicle. FAIL!

While having sex...

... a man realized he was gay. FAIL!

While driving his car home from work...

...Joe realized he was gay. (this is in no way or form an attack at the Jonas brothers, well... nevermind, it probly is now LOL) FAIL

After a hard day at work...

oh soz, a double-post, guess i shouldn't've refreshed and reposted.

...Bob planned to go home and beat his kids, but he ended up going to the hospital for CTS. FAIL!

While driving dump-trucks...

Mel got text-dumped by his girlfriend, thus resulting in his crippling depression and OD. FAIL!

While eating some toast...

...Jon was surprised, and bit half of his tongue off. FAIL!

Before a game...

...three football players gangbanged a girl, and realized after that they just caught siphylis. (is that how u spell it?)

While texting his girlfriend....

he accidentally sends this sexual text to his Grandma and she responds in kind. FAIL!

After jumping of a building Bob..

Has a change of heart, but dies anyway FAIL!

While changing a diaper...

... the mother realised it wasn't her offspring, but a fully grown brown bear that lay before her. And so did the bear.

Michael Jackson walks on stage at the 02 Arena in London...

...and moonwalks off the edge.
man walks into a public toilet...

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