The FAIL Game!

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peed on your leg. FAIL
You're watching a movie and...

The camera explodes and melts the screen. FAIL

You're riding along on your tricycle and...

A rock gets caught in your wheel, making you faceplant. FAIL!
You're rolling a katamari and...

You trip on your feet and get yourself rolled in. FAIL!!

You eat a bag of skittle and start spitting out royal rainbows and...

the King of All Cosmos Declares you a royal Failure.
You're getting ready to sit down in a chair and...

NUKE! EPIC FAIL!
You fail and...

Divide by zero? Epic win?
You successfully change a fail topic to a win topic and...

you get assassinated by a stick figure holding a rock. FAIL

you don your awesome hat and go out for the night and...

Barry Mannilow starts crooning love songs to you. FAIL!
You're posting in a fail forum and...

The escapist gets hungry and eats it. FAIL.

You're in a dark room you go to turn on the light and...

Richard Simmons is staring at you with the LOLWUT face. FAIL
You ask for a burger at burger king and...

they tell you the broiler and the soda machine are broken. FAIL.

You ask for a milkshake and...

They broke the Shake machine, too? lolfail?
You're watching youtube and...

BOOM! HEADSHOT! Fail.

You eat smoked salmon and...

the master hand pops out and smacks you in the face. FAIL!

You attempt to take the crown of the King and

He blasts you with a 12 gague. Fail!
You're eating a bigmac and....

You just fail at eating it.
You smile and...

You get full then go to poo and blow up. FAIL!!

You're making special awesome sauce and...

FINISH HIM!!!! Fail.
You're eating a bagel and...

It turns into a round blade and cuts you. FAIL.

You start making a transformer when...

It turns into Bob Ross and Shanks you with a paintbrush. FAIL!

You go on Maury and....

YOU ARE THE FATHER!! Epic Fail.

You go on Jerry Springer and...

He tries hitting on you. FAIL!

You're in a glass shop and......

you sneeze making everything break and the crazed old chinese man running it make you pay for everyting. FAIR!!!!!!

You try learning Engrish and...

You end up learning french. FAIL!

You're reading anime and...

Your Cat Tears Off Your Little Toe FAIL!

Your Playing Cards And A Mysterious Card Pops Up That U Have Never Seen Before It Says...

YOU LOSE!!!! Fail.

You try answering your phone when...

Your hands both blow up. Epic fail.

You try to hypnotize people wit your avatar and...

They kill you in their hypnotized state. FAIL.

You're on the escapist and...

Your computer explodes from the awesomeness FAIL!!!

You walking down the street drinking a soda and...

You take a swig from your Sierra Mist, right when a small orphan child asks you for a sip, you oblige and he drinks the entire bottle, frustrated, you search your pocket for change in order to buy a new soda. When you get to the store, you find that all the Sierra Mist is gone.

You smack your mouth and miss that sweet lemon lime refreshment even more, cursing the small orphan child who stole it. You ask the store clerk when the next shipment of Sierra Mist will be coming in. As you finish your question, the clerk laughs and informs you that Sierra Mist has been banned in your territory, it had something to do with a 12 year old and 19 dead hookers.

You disappointedly trudge back to your home in order to find out what to do next as you're struck with a stroke of genius! Simply order some of that Lemony Lime goodness from the internet! You check everywhere, and finally settle on an Amazon.com case of Sierra Mist. It cost $38 plus $20 shipping and took a month to come, you're so excited that you practically tear the box to shreds in order to find your soda... Only to find a note reading: "Haha sucker, you think I didn't realize that Sierra Mist was banned in your area due to the dead hooker incident?! All your lemon lime soda are belong to us!" You begin to weep a little as you search your apartment for a decent length of rope and a stool...

Moral of the story? Don't lend your soda to orphans or you'll commit suicide and be considered a FAILURE!

Did I win the thread?

Eggsnham:
You take a swig from your Sierra Mist, right when a small orphan child asks you for a sip, you oblige and he drinks the entire bottle, frustrated, you search your pocket for change in order to buy a new soda. When you get to the store, you find that all the Sierra Mist is gone.

You smack your mouth and miss that sweet lemon lime refreshment even more, cursing the small orphan child who stole it. You ask the store clerk when the next shipment of Sierra Mist will be coming in. As you finish your question, the clerk laughs and informs you that Sierra Mist has been banned in your territory, it had something to do with a 12 year old and 19 dead hookers.

You disappointedly trudge back to your home in order to find out what to do next as you're struck with a stroke of genius! Simply order some of that Lemony Lime goodness from the internet! You check everywhere, and finally settle on an Amazon.com case of Sierra Mist. It cost $38 plus $20 shipping and took a month to come, you're so excited that you practically tear the box to shreds in order to find your soda... Only to find a note reading: "Haha sucker, you think I didn't realize that Sierra Mist was banned in your area due to the dead hooker incident?! All your lemon lime soda are belong to us!" You begin to weep a little as you search your apartment for a decent length of rope and a stool...

Moral of the story? Don't lend your soda to orphans or you'll commit suicide and be considered a FAILURE!

Did I win the thread?

No, because you didn't start a new topic. Therefore, despite getting extra credit for the first half, you can't get any credit for the second.

65% for effort.

2012 Wont Happen:

Eggsnham:
You take a swig from your Sierra Mist, right when a small orphan child asks you for a sip, you oblige and he drinks the entire bottle, frustrated, you search your pocket for change in order to buy a new soda. When you get to the store, you find that all the Sierra Mist is gone.

You smack your mouth and miss that sweet lemon lime refreshment even more, cursing the small orphan child who stole it. You ask the store clerk when the next shipment of Sierra Mist will be coming in. As you finish your question, the clerk laughs and informs you that Sierra Mist has been banned in your territory, it had something to do with a 12 year old and 19 dead hookers.

You disappointedly trudge back to your home in order to find out what to do next as you're struck with a stroke of genius! Simply order some of that Lemony Lime goodness from the internet! You check everywhere, and finally settle on an Amazon.com case of Sierra Mist. It cost $38 plus $20 shipping and took a month to come, you're so excited that you practically tear the box to shreds in order to find your soda... Only to find a note reading: "Haha sucker, you think I didn't realize that Sierra Mist was banned in your area due to the dead hooker incident?! All your lemon lime soda are belong to us!" You begin to weep a little as you search your apartment for a decent length of rope and a stool...

Moral of the story? Don't lend your soda to orphans or you'll commit suicide and be considered a FAILURE!

Did I win the thread?

No, because you didn't start a new topic. Therefore, despite getting extra credit for the first half, you can't get any credit for the second.

65% for effort.

Then it appears that I have just Failed.

SnootyEnglishman:
Your computer explodes from the awesomeness FAIL!!!

You walking down the street drinking a soda and...

.. the can screams "BOOM! HEADSHOT!" - not noticing the can is MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE fail

your at a book signing when...

and sits on another guy FAIL!
While making love to his wife Bob...

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