Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

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Hey little dudes. Time I told you guys about carbs, and why they are NOT you're friends... I'm hungry.

So remember kids, Heil Hitler! (Dons Nazi outfit and salutes)

Today on Ballamory, Josie Jump gets an unexpected shock, when she discovers PC Plum has given her HIV.

"Who knows what this is kids?" ... "that's right a minority. Now Brother Jon is going to outline why white people are superior to the tune of London Bridge is burning down"

New Topic:

Unlikely things to hear on a Consumer Show

"Hi I'm Bill Gates"

"Hey, this is Billy Mays..."

Only 23 people died testing this product

Here is our next product for you today... a best of Shania Twain CD!

It's too hard for me to come up with stuff that wasn't featured on last night's show. Damn I'm unoriginal.

"this deals so good it's practically criminal, and to hammer that fact home we have OJ Simpson here with us"

Heh, y'know, bleaching this soiled toilet reminds me of that take on a little joke called "The Aristocrats"...

When we took our product out into the field, we were surprised how few potential consumers cared that it contained my urine

"I'm the re animated corpse of Albert Einstien and I'm here to tell you that Atomic Bomb prices have crashed through the floor! Yes! You too can own one of these miracles of science for the princely sum of 19.99!"

This appears to be moving nowhere and I just came up with a topic that I'll forget come tomorrow. So I'm a hypocrite? Sue me.

New Topic
Things You Wouldn't See/Hear In Professional Wrestling

Parodies.

Failing that, an admittance that the WWE is, in fact, fake.

[Can we just stick to a single topic for a while? Seriously its changing after only around ten posts. Also could we avoid doing topics that have been on Mock the week as it can be hard to come up with material and not end up quoting from the show].

Drop the Anvil!!!

And here are next weeks results, seriously who cares its all fake anyway...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clarkarius:
[Can we just stick to a single topic for a while? Seriously its changing after only around ten posts. Also could we avoid doing topics that have been on Mock the week as it can be hard to come up with material and not end up quoting from the show].

Drop the Anvil!!!

And here are next weeks results, seriously who cares its all fake anyway...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed. Can you leave the topic changing to other people for a bit Mr Anderson? I was enjoying the consumer one.

On topic...

And in the blue corner... Sandra Bullocks other testacle!

jebussaves88:
Can you leave the topic changing to other people for a bit Mr Anderson?

OK. Done and done. You're the... err... sort of boss.

On topic,

Paul McCartney's in one corner, John Lennon's in the other. Let the Battle of the Beatles Royale commence!

And Michelle is on top of Eve...If only that was me...

He's a fighter right? SO why is he doing a soliloquey?

And a lovely pirouette there by Triple H.

Wait. They aren't allowed to do that.

And here's something I never thought I'd see. An unbribed ref.

And Maria...Hey, is she wearing a Wonderbra? I thought they looked a bit bigger than usual...and I actually said that out loud.

And as we watch the fighters line up for the cage match, I'd just like to say that I've had each and every one of them...

And in tonight's TNA iMPACT! main event, it's a Contract For Your Eternal Soul On A Pole match where the winner collects a contract for the other persons soul... on a pole.

Cheryl Cole has Lady Gaga in a headlock! I'd say this proves survival of the Fittest!

And GOAL! Chelsea are in the final! Oh wait, wrong programme...

He's got him. He's shaking him. He won't let go. Yep, Triple H has finally managed to crack one off to the WWE Divas!

Welcome to TNA iMPACT! It's Chet Lemon and Black Snow at ringside...
(there's a little inside humour for long time viewers)

Whoever is on this next post a new topic please. The thread is dying. And I think we've run this into the ground.

OK then...

New Topic: Bad things to say to fanboys and fangirls at a convention

I read one of those graphic novels you lot seem to like but it all seemed a bit backwards...

I wrote the book whilst I was on holiday and I cannot be arsed to write a sequel

Fantasy, sci fi, its all the same really

This Sasuke fellow? Seems a bit of prick to me.
Soo who hear hates Anime?

hmm, I'm sorry I thought this was a gimp convention.

So if Twilight is about a relationship between an undead vampire and a living human girl is'nt that technically necro-[Cue Buzzer]

Who killed Dumbledore?

Ooh, a cartoon convention!

Hey kids, isn't this the porno convention?

you know none of this really matters right?

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