How does it feel now that you're taking orders from a machine, insect?
You have arrived at your destination. ^-^
In 300 meters please mount the curb and drive like a crazy.
Slough! Fuck off, I'm not going there.
Take the next right on to despair avenue, your going to like were this goes.
...Where the f***ing hell are we?
Sorry me no speck a da English. :D
take a right then stop after half a mile on the train rack and wait for the sweet embrace of death you piece of scum.
New topic: What did he say in this photo?
I've hidden your pills..........FIND THEM!
would you kindly to a stupid face
I cast thread necromancy!
New topic: Unlikely topics for scenes we'd like to see
"Unlikely things for Hitler to say."
"Things I said to your mom last night"
'what Dara O'Brien says before he fires you'
'Bad ideas Wheatley had while attached to GLaDOS'
"topics that will keep this thread from dying every week"
"Topics the poster wouldn't understand."
Since there have been no posts in about a month, I think it's time for a new topic?
New topic: Unlikely questions in a school exam.
(I know this has been a topic on the real Mock the Week before, but I think it would be quite interesting to see what kind of answers we get!)
"Who would you rather shag, Mrs Smith or Miss Jenkins? Don't worry, it won't affect your grade - it's just to settle an undying argument."
How do you like your eggs?
Do you know the muffin man?
If John works 10 hours per day for $200 and mary works 5 hours per day for $2000, how long until John drinks himself to death?
Frankie Boyle would love that joke
Martin has 2 oranges and a banana. Jane has 2 melons. How much innuendo is in this scenario?
Is it bout time for a new topic? Maybe something from the "Unlikely scenes we'd like to see" scenes?
OT:Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?
Also, type this upside down captcha
Discuss the policies of World War II era Germany without invoking Godwin's Law
you will now be terminated