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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 732 Joined: 15 Feb 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1502 Joined: 9 Mar 2009     | "God's sake! Life's like a bloody soap-opera 'round 'ere!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4503 Joined: 3 Jun 2009    | "Hey, why do our children age a year or so every 4-5 weeks?" |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 398 Joined: 7 Sep 2008    | "Hi. We're a non-stereotypical Muslim family!" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 158 Joined: 21 Dec 2008  | 'It's true! I'm not your son I'm an adavnced morphing super galatic time traveling android sent form the future to stop you from ruining are TV schedules!' 'I'm back, you may think I died when I was shot in the head and cremated but I'd told you I'd be back' 'Did we not already celebrate Christmas 3 times this year?' 'I knew I should i've moved after the third murder on this street...' |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008     | Snaaaaaaaaaaake! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4771 Joined: 20 Mar 2009    | Cry more, dammit! This is meant to be a dramatic scene! |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 732 Joined: 15 Feb 2009 | *breaks out into dances from the 70s* "Being rich just isn't fun anymore!" *throws a fit* "I want to be poor!" To quote Billy Madison "No I will not make out with you!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1416 Joined: 9 Jun 2008    | "Wait a minute! The last person who had me down on all fours and squealing like a pig was named Boo-Boo the Brave and went to Kent State!" "Oh Brett, I can't stay with you because I'm having an affair with your evil twin while I .....OK you know what? This is drivel! I can't do this anymore! If anyone needs me I'll be doing that new FOX Comedy with Pauly Shore!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008 | Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Pat! Who ate Pat? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1502 Joined: 9 Mar 2009 | Because I think this one's been done to death: New Topic: Lines Which Won't Be in the Next Twilight Film |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009    | "We're staring in an awesome movie." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3232 Joined: 8 Jun 2009    | And Edward rose, gazed up, and realised that he had been trampled by 4 billion twilight fanboys. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 732 Joined: 15 Feb 2009 | Angelus, Spike, Darla, Drusilla, Mick St John, Josef, Henry Fitzroy, Dracula, Count von Count, and Count Chocula all waged a war upon the Volturi and all the vampires in the Twilight saga. The battle was finally finished. Angelus's team was successful. They killed the Twilight saga in just under 20 minutes! You may now get back to the rest of your lives without the annoying screams. |
Beat Writer Posts: 158 Joined: 21 Dec 2008 | (In an Transylvanian accent) "I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" "Hold on a sec, if i'm undead isn't this technically necrophillia?" Expselliarmus! |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 732 Joined: 15 Feb 2009 | "I can't believe we're getting paid for staring in this crappy movie made by an even crappier writer. Even Stephen King thinks she's horrible!" |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 732 Joined: 15 Feb 2009 | "And Buffy staked Edward...The end..." "BUT THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN YET! WE'RE ONLY 5 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE!" "Yeah we know that... She did though. The movie ends already." *insert tons of fangirl/boy sobs* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2337 Joined: 1 Jul 2008    | "It's all a joke! And you people actually thought we'd make another Twilight movie? The world suffered enough with the first one!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4771 Joined: 20 Mar 2009 | Bella, you'ra actually pulling more than one face now. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008 | "And so here lies Edward Cullen... who knew garlic bread could cause such violence and mayhem?" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 176 Joined: 1 Jul 2009     | "1...AH AH AH, 2...AH AH AH" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008 | This vamprism... it's a bit of a cockblock to be honest. |
Beat Writer Posts: 176 Joined: 1 Jul 2009 | Edward: so your saying it's a bad idea to go on 4chan. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4771 Joined: 20 Mar 2009 | YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED! |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 732 Joined: 15 Feb 2009 | "PWNED!!!" "N00B!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4503 Joined: 3 Jun 2009 | *sigh* Dammit, why couldn't we make a good book into a movie!? Or redo Salems Lot!? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1502 Joined: 9 Mar 2009 |
Someone's been reading xkcd, haven't they? Also, I can't quite decide if that would be an improvement to 4chan or not. :/ |
On the Record  Posts: 6792 Joined: 26 Jun 2008   | "we're back again! and this time with more sparkles and sequins than ever befoooore! *flies away leaving a trail of glitter behind*" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4771 Joined: 20 Mar 2009 | "Say, Edward? Why is Redtube in your internet history?" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1416 Joined: 9 Jun 2008 | "You thought vampire baseball was wild, wait until you see vampire curling!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008 | Sorry Bella, the author has jumped the fourth wall again, and is humping my leg. Oh God get it OFF!! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2337 Joined: 1 Jul 2008 | New topic? New topic: Rejected superhero names. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | The inhuman intercourser! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4771 Joined: 20 Mar 2009 | Rapeman |
Beat Writer Posts: 176 Joined: 1 Jul 2009 | Felacio girl: Sucking the cocks of justice |
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"So your mom is my mom's sister who is also my aunt? What?!"
"Yarrr!" *whips out sword* "We be pirates matey! Yo ho, ho and a bottle of rum... AND REALLY BAD EGGS!"
"FIRSTTTT!"
"Hasn't this storyline already been done by Days of Our Lives?"