Why? You'll just get worse.

I should go to an afterparty.

Why? Everyone will just point out how pathetic you are

I should get some sleep

Why? You'd dare leave us?

I should go play more 360.

Why? It will only explode!
^{Hello Neon! How are you?}

I should write more interesting posts.

Why? That's my job!
^{I'm bleh. Slowly adjusting to the new way of life.
Wednesday and yesterday sucked balls, though.
How bout you?}

I should learn to juggle flaming hamsters.

Why? You will just fail and burn yourself

I should get a soda

Why? It'll keep you up all night.

I should make a lead filled soccer ball.

Why? You'd fall on it headfirst

I should get a life

Why? *insert cliche gamer reply here*
And I'd just have to end it.

I should break the land speed record.

How? Your extremely overweight...

I should give people the benefit of the doubt

Why? They'll just abuse it.

I should watch more AoTS.

Why? I don't know what that is

I should use google more often

Why? It'll only tell you stuff you already know.
^{Attack of the Show!}

I should take time to think about what I'm going to say.

Why? Then you would be more politicaly correct and boring.
_{Ah, i watched it but stopped watching g4 when x-play started to suck...}

I should start reading

Why? It won't make you feel any smarter when you're looking up words every three pages :-P
^{Oh. AoTS hasn't gone downhill, though.}

I should hit 9600 tonight.

Why? You will still have less then me, my post count got to infinite and had to restart
_{Yea, also the only tv that has it is downstairs where my family is...}

I should spend more time with my family...

Why? It'll make you regret them.
^{Ah. That sucks. Go online! g4tv.com, shows, Attack of the Show!}

I should stop learning about the past.

Why? How else will we know how to stop Robo-Hitler!
_Ehhh

I should stop making MJ jokes so close to his death...

Why? They're funny!
^{I know. Apathy is a bitch.}

I should work on my life.

Why? It can't be that bad...

I should- HOLYSHIT IT'S RAINING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 8 MONTHS!!!- have finished that thought

Why? Rain is great.
^BLEH.

I should get back on track.

Why? Your life can't be worth suicide, can it?

I should raise the next Hitler

Why? I'll have to kill him later.

I should get more questions to ask the architect.

Why are you talking to one?

I should try to find a scholership

Why? They're really damn hard to find.

I should get a jacuzzi.

Why? Shouldn't you be saving up for college

I should get out of the despair hole

Why? It's a long damn climb.

I should toss a rope down.

Why? There's no one there! *Shifty eyes*

I should put my idea for an RP into fruition.

Why bother, spammers from 4chan and people who don't understand the concept will ruin it.

I'm gonna go play WoW.

Why? Don't you want a life?

I should lose some weight.

why? Your friends will still call you fat and will put your self esteem down anyway.

I'm going to go to college

Why? You're retarded!

I should continue playing Street Fighter 4 even though i suck.

Why bother, everyone is better than you and you suck at life anyway, so why do you think you would be better at a video game.

I want to be a famous auctor.

Why? It's not a good life.

I should learn how do to a Haryuken.

Why? You'll only be labeled a nerd, and, at the outside, an otaku.

I should go see Turisas live.