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Paperboy  Posts: 32 Joined: 15 Apr 2009     | |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire  Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | Because the designer was late and they hadn't planned the decoration for the new room. What happens when you die? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1271 Joined: 23 Sep 2009     | Then you know that you're dead What would happen if Chuck Norris realized his own untapped power and unleashed it on democracy, life, the universe and everything? |
On the Record  Posts: 6013 Joined: 12 Apr 2008    | Nothing, Chuck Norris already knows everything. Why can't I tell its not butter? |
On the Record  Posts: 5621 Joined: 26 Oct 2008  | Because it's pink. Why is my foot made out of chocolate? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1195 Joined: 28 May 2009   | Because butter's an alien compound, designed to taste like everything except chicken. How many badgers can I fit in this... shoe? EDIT : Sneaky ninjas... |
On the Record Posts: 6013 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 | It depends wether they're nagging you or not. (What an excellent pun) Why am I so punny? |
On the Record  Posts: 5756 Joined: 8 Jun 2009    | You're not. Go die in a vegetable patch. Why am I being so mean? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because you have no soul. Why do you have no soul? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3691 Joined: 20 Jul 2009  | I lost it in Seoul. (See what I did there?) How does eat food? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | With mouth. What are you getting for Christmas? |
On the Record Posts: 5756 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | I'm not sure - all I want for Christmas, though, is you. How many roads must a man walk down? (if you get it right, I'll friend you!) |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. What's your name? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3965 Joined: 25 Jun 2009   | Soap Mactavish. Why isn't the world shaped like a triangle? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3691 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Because then it's doughnuts would run asunder. Why isn't Gordon Freeman a lesbian? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3965 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | Because he likes guys, not girls. Why is Yahtzee from Australia? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because he likes to complain about release dates. Why would someone like that? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2937 Joined: 30 Jun 2008    | He lacks a XX chromosome and science tells us that he is not genetically homosexual. Also, he's a Hermaphrodite. Why? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because I was ninja'd. Are we there yet? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3965 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | Maybe. Do companions cubes taste good? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4499 Joined: 23 Dec 2008   | Probably. What's the point in houseflies? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Annoying humans. *looks at hands* Hey, whose blood is this? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3691 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yours! What am the sky? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Purple. Do we have a soul? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1694 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Um, let me check... No. No, we don't. ASASASASASADSA...? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes. What was I talking about? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3691 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Your mother. I can has- no wait, i'm not even going to go there. If a woodchuck can't chuck wood, then can a glasschuck chuck glass? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes, but only until it dies from internal bleeding. If a woodchuck could chuck glass, how long would it take far it to die of internal bleeding? |
On the Record Posts: 5756 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | OT, About 15 meters. Why did the chicken cross the road? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | To run away from a KFC. I failed... so, what happens now? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1694 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 |
Would you tap that? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Ye... I mean, of course not... It's a fucking chicken, you pervert. Would you? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3691 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Hell no. Are we humans? Or are we dancers? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10646 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Personally, I'm the reaper. Who are you? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3691 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | MaxTheReaper in disguise. OH SNAP- What is the capitol of Botswana? |
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Cause they ran outa room on he calendar
Why did the run outa room?