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Gone Gonzo
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Well, I don't fear you, but I am an alien from Planet five.

London.

To make this increasingly Killers related, was Jenny a friend of yours?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Maybe...

Why do you want to know?

On the Record
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Because I'm nosy.

Why are you so suspicious?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 30 Jun 2008

*Looks around*

*Runs off*

*Points to next poster, then nods and silently demands money for his deeds. Can he have it?*

Beat Writer
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Joined: 31 Jul 2009

Only if he does 100 backflips.

Why would anyone demand that?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 8 Jun 2009

What are you fighting for?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 25 Jul 2009

MY RIGHT TO PARTY!

Sir, will you please- Sir, si- OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 29 Jul 2009

I'm eating your innards.

There's nothing wrong with that, is it?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Of course not.

Do I have something in my face?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 2 Aug 2008

Yeah, your face. It's ruining the view, by the way.

Is something outside the window?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Yeah, your face. It's ruining the view, by the way.

What's wrong with me?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Everything and nothing. Simultaneously.

Why are you such a paradox?

On the Record
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Because everything I say is false. Except that last statement, which is true.

Are my pants on straight?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 25 Jun 2009

No. You are a filthy goat, so you don't wear pants.

Why is time made of circles? (cookie for whoever answers right)

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Because that's the shape of most clock faces.

What's the deal with fire safety?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 25 Jul 2009

You ever got syphilis from your fireplace? It's not a pleasant experience.

Why won't mummy wake up?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Because it's dark in that coffin.

Why isn't the sky orange?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Because it wouldn't co-ordinate with the grass and sea.

Who's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

My mom's. No wait, I think I screwed that up.

How did I screw that up?

Gone Gonzo
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You didn't because damn right, her milkashakes' are better than yours.

Why am i writing that god awful song?

Gone Gonzo
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You've spent to much time listening to it in order to point out how stupid it it. Now it's grown on you. You have my condolences.

What is fire?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Fire is the rapid oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water.[1]

What do you do when there's a song stuck in your head?
Nananana nananana Batma... NO, bad Ren, bad Ren!

Gone Gonzo
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Smash it against a wall until the song it gone.

What's the difference between a duck?

Gone Gonzo
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The shape of the shortest feather.

What is this weird feeling?

Gone Gonzo
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It's probably love...or some kind of disease.

Who are you in love with?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

His mom. No, that's not right.

Why did I almost consider answering truthfully?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Boredom. I do it sometimes. Like now.

What isn't your name?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Mr. Smartypants.

Where are you?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 23 Dec 2008

That place where I am...

Why am I so unhelpful?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

It's your nature?

Why did I answer a question with a question?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Why do you ask?

Who's your daddy?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

My Mother. Wait...

What should my next question be?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

"Why am I running out of ideas?"

Why am I running out of ideas?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

You didn't watch enough TV as a child.

What time can i go out and see some kind of mythological creature?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

13 pm.

What are you doing?

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