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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4930 Joined: 22 Feb 2009     | |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 513 Joined: 18 May 2009     | A. Will they?! They already have! Q. What happened to the dinosaurs? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2588 Joined: 27 Feb 2009    | They got bored of answering your stupid questions Why are goats? |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 110 Joined: 4 May 2009   | Because of the holocaust. What came first? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2588 Joined: 27 Feb 2009 | The other one Why shouldn't I kill you now? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3059 Joined: 24 Apr 2009     | Because all the plants will die. Why can't you take candy from a child? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1412 Joined: 9 Jun 2008    | Because those little buggers are strong. Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1728 Joined: 27 Aug 2008  | In Fredericton. Don't look at me like that it's random, it's sorta sad funny....stop laughing at me Why does God hate Alberta and punishes us with snow My god I'm really angry about this snow |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1412 Joined: 9 Jun 2008 | Because you guys have a town called Vulcan, and God is a Star Wars geek. What the heck do these new Doritos taste like? It's kinda funny you said Fredericton too, cause I'm going up there next weekend to hang out with my ex and get smashed |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1728 Joined: 27 Aug 2008 | Like chips Why is Detroit on their way to winning another Cup Ya first random town to pop into my head |
Nobel Laureate  Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008    | Because they are in need of another cup for their resident alcoholics. What is the worst kind of soda? |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 55 Joined: 21 May 2009    | Because the French invaded Czechoslovakia and Mr. Ukelele says hi! Why aren't sniper rifles made of cheese? |
Nobel Laureate Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Because I own them all and I decided that they would be made of monkeys. Why can't I bring a dead body on a plane? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 55 Joined: 21 May 2009 | Because your carry-on would be too big. Why can't i eat my computer? |
Nobel Laureate Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Because it does too much work for you to eat it. Why isn't the world ruled by slugs? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 55 Joined: 21 May 2009 | The mess would be catastrophic.. |
Nobel Laureate Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Because the space there was destined to be blank. What would happen if I disassembled my PSP? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 55 Joined: 21 May 2009 | It would eat your face off and become you. Why would you disassemble your PSP in the first place? |
Nobel Laureate Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Because the leprechaun told me that his family was trapped inside, and it's been a lifelong dream of mine to eat an entire family of leprechauns at once. Why are sharpies fun to write on people's faces with? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2588 Joined: 27 Feb 2009 | To see what made the pictures move. Why else? Who let the dogs out? |
Nobel Laureate Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | The dogcatcher, just so he could have work again, and to test out his new, high-powered rifle. What is your dentist's name? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 55 Joined: 21 May 2009 | Who cares? he's gonna die anyway. Why is bob neon? |
Nobel Laureate Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Because normal colors bore me. Why are comic books fun? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2588 Joined: 27 Feb 2009 | Because they make such great hats! (What?) Why are you all looking at me funny? |
Nobel Laureate Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Because by looking at you strangely, we can see what is wrong with your mind. You are sane. This is a problem. What would you do for a klondike punch? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2588 Joined: 27 Feb 2009 | I wouldn't, because I suck at Klondike! What is a Klondike punch? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4758 Joined: 20 Mar 2009   | Like a Donkey punch, but with a Klondike instead. Is that actually what a Klondike punch is? |
Nobel Laureate Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Nope! It's where a bear comes along and hits you in the face with an ice cream bar! What are the best four words you know(in a combination)? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4758 Joined: 20 Mar 2009 | Jesus Loves You (Joking) What's a stupid question? |
Nobel Laureate Posts: 20596 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Anything that a Fox interviewer asks. Zing! Why do you think I don't like that network? |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 111 Joined: 2 Oct 2009   | because you are too interested in what is in your pants. Why does-OH MY GOD RACISTS IN YOUR HAIR!!!! i'm sorry, what was i going to say again? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1173 Joined: 22 Sep 2009   | You were going to ask, "Why does my heart feel so sad?" and then have a cry. Where have all the flowers gone? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2781 Joined: 25 Jul 2009     | Away from you. WAZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHPPPPP?! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 111 Joined: 2 Oct 2009 | NM NIGAAAAAH!!! howmuchwoodwouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckcrowbars? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1173 Joined: 22 Sep 2009 | Trick question. Crowbars aren't made out of wood. What does a butcher weigh? |
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