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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009     | Cuz teh Pirats dont leik peeple hoo dont liek teh plantse. Oh crapp, hav I getted teh Intarwebz dizees? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009    | Yes, i'm afraid so. It's fatal. Did you release that demon? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | No, that was him -->. Wanna celebrate my 2000th post? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Oh hey congrats! What do you have in mind? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Let's celebrate with a PARTAY! *Ten party-filled hours later* Wasn't that party awesome? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Totally dude. It was like, dude, the best party, dude, ever, dude. What did I smoke, dude? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Nothing. You're just naturallly stupid. Oh crap! Did my looooooove powers kick in again? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Uh-oh. I think so, and i don't have any patches... Would averting my eyes make things easier? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes. Look at me. LOOOOOOOOK! Why do stars fall down from the sky, every time, you walk by? steak gets a special handshake. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | They are commiting suicide. Where did this dinner come from? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I don't know...I mean, did you wish for it? ...Is that wine? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Amontillado, in fact. Aren't you glad I finally got wine? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Sure, now that I'm going to bed. Can I have a cup? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Sure. Now leave us to our dinner. Wait, why is the turkey still clucking? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I'm fairly sure that it's undercooked. Was there another option, aside from turkey? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Well, yes, ribs. But that's not very fancy. Is it still good enough? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | It's fine. At least Amontillado and Ribs sound okay together. Did you cook this? Or did you order? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Cooked it. Wait, did someone press the timefreeze button? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Yes, Me. I have work to do. What's the key ingredient to creating unicorns? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Paprika. Is that an earthquake? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | No, that's the bass from the stereo. Why is your stereo twice the size of your house? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | For awesomeness factor. Why didn't you do the same? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I ordered one from Ikea but i never put it together. I'm not lazy...right? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | No, just sexy. Too sexy. I'm going to have to take you into prison for sexiness. Will you comply? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | No, I'm resisting arrest and i know my miranda rights. What are you gonna do about it? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Restrain you with handcuffs. And a corset. What now? |
On the Record  Posts: 5263 Joined: 24 Jun 2009  | Now I lurk, cuz this is getting goooooooood. Or did I just ruin it? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | A bit. Vaude, why are you struggling? That just makes it worse! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Ugh...believe it or not this isn't comfortable. Can you at least loosen the handcuffs? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Sure. Why not. Now get into your cell. Okay, time's up. Did I do all that for nothing? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Probably, now take the damned corset off. You know that you take your weird pick-up lines too far, right? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | That wasn't a pickup line, I put that on you so you couldn't throw up, and kill me with, that knife you hid in your stomach. How did you even get that knife down there in the first place? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3618 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Bets never end well with me. But hey i got $20 for swallowing it whole. ...So I can't take it off or throw up the knife? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | No, you can take it off. Just don't stab me. Does Heaven have a hitman? |
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