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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009     | Pretty damn good! Let's celebrate, two acquittals in two days! Are we just that lucky? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3498 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | No, we're good! Let's try and break a record? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | We could so do that. What is the record in the first place? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3498 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Biggest pile of burning bodies. So, what are we gonna need? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I'm guessing a crowd, a steamroller and some gasoline. You get the crowd, i'll get the steamroller? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3498 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Sure, sure. Should I ask steak for the gasoline? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Sure, In fact he could probably help us. Who's on steamroller duty? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3498 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I'll drive. *evil laugh* *throws match* Did we do it? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Looks like it. Over 21,00000 corpses, we did it! Have you noticed that most of them are Hannah Montana fans? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3498 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Wow! Did we get her too? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Yup, she's still under the steamroller though. Hey, why are the police here? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3498 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Something about 2,100,546 counts of murder and 1 count of arson. Is that a crime? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Apparently. Those fun killers. How are we going to get out of this one? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3498 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Don't worry, I'll get us out of this. *throws smoke bomb and goes away with Vee* Wasn't that great? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | It was actually...Thanks. I take it that we're on the run again? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3498 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | No, we just need to lay low for a while. In the bed. In this motel. This actually looks nice, doesn't it? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Sure, too bad that the owner seemed like a complete nutjob. Why did you pick the Bates motel to hold up in? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3498 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I know the owner's daughter. No, not like that! What do you think I am? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | A well-liked ally. What else? How long before you reach China if you dig down? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1742 Joined: 20 Jul 2009    | Over 9000 hours. Where did this pair of dirty underwear come from? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Your room. or Mars. Why are you carrying dirty underwear around with you? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4659 Joined: 26 May 2009    | Because I am wearing this pair right now. And I just ran a mile. So it's sweaty. Want to touch? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I'm fine. steak would probably though. Did a cat just walk by? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4659 Joined: 26 May 2009 | Yes, it was black. Want to wish on that black cat? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1742 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yes! What should I wish for? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4659 Joined: 26 May 2009 | What ever comes to mind. What should I wish for? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 |
Why didn't the cat give me a wish? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 774 Joined: 18 Sep 2009   | it thinks you're a feeble existence What is the square root of awesome? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | The answer is fail...I think i miscalculated. Is that a spaceship? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3498 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | No, it's a plane. You really think the Martians will visit us after what happened last time? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Probably not. I don't even know if they accepted our gift. Why are Martians so high strung? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3498 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Apparently we insulted them or something. Do you think we'll have better luck on Jupiter? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3162 Joined: 8 Jun 2009    | No - they're too big-headed. *ba-dum-tish* Pluto perhaps? No, wait, they're just too cold. *ba-dum-tish* OK, how about Mercury? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3397 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Why not? They'll probably be cool. How long does it take to get to Mercury? |
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Why not juggling chainsaws in the courtroom?
Well, how does it feel being cleared of all charges?