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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3554 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009     | Yup! But it cost me $9786500. You're going to pay your half right? |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 5 Joined: 15 Apr 2009     | gravity will never abbandon you. How can there be "self help" groups? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3554 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | It's easy. You just talk to yourself. Won't that seem a little weird? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Nah, I don't see any problems with that. (But how do you feel about that?) ...Shut up. Well who knows you better than yourself? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3197 Joined: 8 Jun 2009    | I thought you did! That's why we were going on a date to Mercury *cries* Why did you stand me up at the space station? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | But I didn't. You went to the wrong station, I had the ship stalled for 30 minutes and you still didn't show up. Didn't you get the travel information I faxed you? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3554 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | No, must have got lost in the middle of of all the spam I got. Anyone want a free diploma? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Me! I got my psychology degree revoked remember? I need something to show off. Could i get Medicine and Law? |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 108 Joined: 24 Sep 2009     | no, u can only get law, the other one will cost ya hey wheres my can of beans? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I sold it on Ebay. I got $30. Don't you love the weird people on Ebay? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3554 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes. Anyone want an empty shoe box for just $99.99? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | No i can't. I've already spent $300 on Abraham Lincoln's hat, apparently he wore a nike cap. Did anyone else buy it? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 108 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | yes, now i have something to put my shoes in nothing is wrong with that right? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | No. You obviously have expensive, albeit pointless tastes. Are you saying she's a gold digger? |
On the Record  Posts: 5112 Joined: 24 Jun 2009   | No, but she ain't messin' with no broke...fellow. I can't do it, even quoting a song! Does that make me weak? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Incredibly so. But you fell into my trap so i don't mind. Can I have some of your sandwich? |
On the Record Posts: 5112 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Of course! Don't mind those razor looking things, they're just...pickles! Yes, pickles.... What do you think? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Mm! Tastes like throat pain and copper! Ever consider selling these to the public? |
On the Record Posts: 5112 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Many, many times. But my ad campaign is word of mouth, so...yeah. Why is it so hard to eradicate humanity? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | They just won't stand still! Did you try the death ray? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 108 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | dont own one , wised i do (ninja >,<) what would happen if i pissed off that big scary looking guy over there? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I don't know. I've got my bets on him hugging you. So did you try it? |
On the Record Posts: 5112 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | No, but I gave him your phone number. He's not THAT hideous, right? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 108 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | not really, unless sexy = ugly (ninjas >,<) will i survive? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | No, you didn't go on a date with him. Oh god, what's he doing now? |
On the Record Posts: 5112 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I don't know. I only hope it doesn't involve that can opener. Oh god! Did you see that? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Yes, but oh god i wish i didn't. Is that even humanly possible? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 108 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | yes, but you wont be able to walk ever again |
On the Record Posts: 5112 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Yes, now go and rob a bank for me, won't you? Or was that not subtle enough? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Not really. Try another angle. I'll buy you something if you go and rob a bank for me? |
On the Record Posts: 5112 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Really? Cool! Which bank? Damn. How'd you beat me at my own game? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2086 Joined: 25 Jun 2009  | I'm just that good. Why is nobody posting in the AA? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3534 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Because frankly people take pride in their drinking around these parts. So how did the robbery go? |
On the Record Posts: 5112 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Other than the shooting that killed 12, not too bad. Do you know how to get brain matter out of cotton? |
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About 2 weeks.
You booked tickets, right?