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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009    | Maybe because your so rusty Is There a God? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1214 Joined: 14 Jul 2009     | Because you did his wife. Why am I so ugly? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because your parents secretly hate you. Why am I so mean? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because you double post. Why talking like Yoda started, have I? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1214 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Mother, your. First we gonna RAWK, then we gonna...? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Get a... Mohawk? Can I turn my phone into a grenade? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1214 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Only with Orange! How DO you get your shirts so clean? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | By cleaning them with acid. Then buying a new one. If a wood chuck could chuck wood in a forest and no one was there, would it make a sound? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2859 Joined: 25 Jul 2009     | Not if it were a silent forest. Have you seen the deermen? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes... they are out there! How can you live with yourself? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1214 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Make a clone of yourself, then move in with him. Who told you that? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Your mom. Why do girls go to the toilet in groups? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1806 Joined: 5 Jun 2009     | Because they are all one creature. What made the Universe? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | It was the great *gets murderous by religious zealots* How did I come back to life? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2859 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | No, Ren. You are the Jesus. Who likes short shorts? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1214 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Your mum! (we should really stop doing that) Why so serious, son? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious? Why do you ask? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because I'm a dirty, dirty double poster. What happens if you divide the opposite of opposite by zero? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2859 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | Your house gets egged. When do you like to have your cake? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | In the middle of the afternoon or after dinner. In both cases only if I don't have ten people saying "The cake is a lie!" when I say I'll get some cake. *Wakes up* Whoa, my hands... Is this my blood? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2635 Joined: 27 Feb 2009     | Yes, it is. Isn't that ironic? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2545 Joined: 29 Jul 2009 | ummm...peanuts! How wood could a woodchuck chuck? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2635 Joined: 27 Feb 2009 | This much! *Throws wood* Can you catch? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Catch what? Catch what? |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 575 Joined: 29 Jan 2009   | Catch 'em all, obviously. What would happen if Hideo Kojima took out the cut scenes? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | We'll worry about that when we see the rain of fire and the news reports on hell freezing over, ok? If Jack Bauer interrogates a terrorist in a forest and there's no one there to hear them, does he make a noise? |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 522 Joined: 28 Aug 2009   | Of course it sounds like arrrgh! Is Waluigi made of spagitti? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes. So, if the last digit of pi is divided by zero in a forest where a woodchuck would chuck wood, would it make a noise? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2924 Joined: 30 Jun 2008    | Yes, it would be a wood-chuck chucking wood screaming after having a pie-to-the face. Did you just divide by zero? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | *looks sheepish*Hmmm... maybe. Is it that bad? Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? |
Paperboy  Posts: 16 Joined: 2 Oct 2009   | I did Why do vampires burn? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2635 Joined: 27 Feb 2009 | Because snowmen don't. Everything has an equal and opposite thing to balance it out, no? How does relativity work? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3680 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Relatively well. Can you make chocolate cake pie? |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 687 Joined: 28 Jun 2009    | I couldn't care less. If a train leaves new york at 30 MPH, and one leaves Chicago at 50 MPH, if they're each headed to the opposite city, what color is the conductor's underwear? |
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Because I was trying to save some time to get to the pies.
Why does irony hate me so much?