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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3010 Joined: 19 Sep 2009   | Those things in a bun right? Is someone cranky? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1678 Joined: 20 Jul 2009   | No. He is. Wait, why are you on my lawn? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3010 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Lawn angels! Only second to snow angels. Care to join me? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1678 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Okay! Wait, how is this even possible? |
On the Record  Posts: 5987 Joined: 24 Aug 2009     | You type something, hit post, witch-craft happens and magic text comes up and magically echos what you've written. How did that get there? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3010 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Out of my newest nonsense devise. There, now doesn't your lawn look ready for Christmas? |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 65 Joined: 26 Jun 2009   | It didn't Why is there a naked badger sat next to me? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2180 Joined: 31 Mar 2009    | Because badgers never wear clothes. What is that odd smell? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1678 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | It's your new girlfriend. Why is it that you never see Jack Black and Tim Schaefer in the same room? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3010 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Isn't it because they're the same person but can transform on a full moon, What do you think of the name 'Senior PointyHead'? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I think your mom is sweet, no matter what we call her. How did she get such a unique name anyway? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3010 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | When she worked for the circus she was the knife thrower's assistant. All he ever did was throw pointy knives at her head. How could you forget? You worked at the same circus! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I was too busy trying to put the moves on the contortionist. Weren't you Kanye West? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1678 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yes. And I'm THE BEST OF ALL TIME. Why was Britain so mean to America in the 1760's? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3010 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | You ruined a very important Tea party. That's a prison sentence over here. Why is that Sheep staring at you like that? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | 'Cuz I'm a sexy, sexy goat. Why don't you think I'm pretty? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1678 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Because you're a goat. What kind of burger is that? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Soilent Green. Wanna bite? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3010 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Sure! Wait what was the guy in the movie saying Soylent Green was made from? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1678 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Educational television. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | You broke the game! *sob* Why did he break the game? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3010 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | There, There. He didn't mean to. It's a recurring joke, dear Goat. Is your car deathproof? |
On the Record Posts: 5987 Joined: 24 Aug 2009 | Yes because I wanted to and you ninja'd me so I can't remember what you posted as I edited this. Why did you hook me on TOAST? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1678 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Because I blasted all the toast on earth with poison. Who's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you? |
On the Record Posts: 5987 Joined: 24 Aug 2009 | No-one when I kill that video. Are you gonna click this? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1678 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | I did, but the video would'nt show up. HA! Am I being posessed by Rick Astley? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3010 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | That all depends. Are you gonna make me cry, are you gonna tell a lie and hurt me? |
On the Record Posts: 5987 Joined: 24 Aug 2009 | No, as you weren't rolled. Dammit... Will you click the link again? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Yes, but it's still copyright protected. Did you realize fail link is fail? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1678 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yes. Does anyone want some Lie Cake? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3010 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Is that one new? But if Lie Cake is lie...*Head explodes* Is that what Lie Cake is supposed to do? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1678 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | No. It's meant to make you horny with it's paradoxness. OW! Sorry... Is the Lie Cake good? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Except for the asplodey head side effect. Can I borrow a mop? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3010 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Yeah, i just finished mopping up mine. What's the secret ingredient? |
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Him? He is a taco, silly!
Don't you know what a taco looks like?