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Gone Gonzo
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When you stop wanting it.

What isn't the point of nonsense?

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 835
Joined: 23 Sep 2009

Exactly what isn't not anything that wouldn't not be which would consummate something in relation to anything that wasn't not incarcerated

What does my mummy have to do with Brendan Fraser?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 23 Dec 2008

They get locked in a building and have to smash their head against rocks until one of them falls over dead. The other one is the loser and has to go home.

Why has the assassin I hired to kill you allowed you to make your post?

On the Record
Posts: 5258
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

My final wish.

Why did you send me an assassin?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Boredom. Nothing more then that.

Why doesn't my [Z] button work?

On the Record
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Because...heeeeyyyyy...wait a minute...

Why you lie to me?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Well, 2 people have actually fallen for that before, and I wanted to see if I could increase the number.

Why aren't you escaping?

On the Record
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Because I'm the one chasing you!

Why are you so scythe-y?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Because I work part time as the Grim Reaper. It comes with the job.

Why aren't you dead?

On the Record
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Your assassin tried to kill me with your [Z] button.

Why didn't you see that coming?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I'm tired, and not really paying attention.

Why don't you sing occasionally?

On the Record
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

People don't like their ears to bleed.

Why must we always ask why?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I only just joined this game, and I'd started to assume that why questions were what we asked.

What's the point of asking a question that isn't a why question?

On the Record
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Every time we do, God kills a kitten.

Why doesn't God like cats?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2924
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

Self-Explanatory, really.

Why is God so moody today?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

He does like them. He wants us to go to him as quickly as possible.
The universe is boring. He must be fed up by now.

Why do you assume that God hates cats?

On the Record
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Cuz every time we ask a non-why question he kills one.

Don't you remember that? OOPS!

I mean...why don't you remember that?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2797
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Why do I remember wha- OH GOD NOOOOOOOOO! Sammy nooooooooo...

Who ran amok in Kent?

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 835
Joined: 23 Sep 2009

FORTY SEVEN X'S

What is the point in becoming the manager of a pencil company?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2797
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Chicks dig company managers and pencils.

How can you kill something which can't possibly be alive?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1446
Joined: 17 Jul 2009

Don't touch it, because it's an optical illusion...

What do you do with a drunken sailor late in the evening?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2797
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Sleep with him. And his sister.
Smooth, Rashpocket

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1201
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

The one I sent to kill you, of course, silly!

Where's the goddamn antidote?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2645
Joined: 15 Jun 2009

In your veins. You already administered it.

What's a bagel?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

A badger with an eagle nailed to it.

How do you know that the sky isn't green, and we all aren't just colourblind?

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 835
Joined: 23 Sep 2009

Because of the poison. Oh..What poison you ask? The poison....that you just drank...!

What is it called when one jumps from a diving board only to faceplant on said diving board?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2797
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

"Douchbaggery"

Who can it beeeeeee now?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Well, if it isn't you, then it must be your alternate personality.

Who aren't you?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2797
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Everyone except Batman.

How can we dance when our Earth is turning?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3607
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

By moving our arms in a weird fashion.

What is the square root of infinite?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2638
Joined: 2 Aug 2008

Pi(e).

What is triangle root of Batman?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3607
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

42.

What is the color of the night?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2638
Joined: 2 Aug 2008

Tasty.

When will the world blow up?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1201
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

In the year 2012 (stupidest answer I could think of. HA!)

Why do people believe that'll actually happen?

Muckraker
Posts: 264
Joined: 29 May 2009

Because the mayans said so.
Why did the mayans say so?

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