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Paperboy
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Joined: 15 Apr 2009

Cause they ran outa room on he calendar

Why did the run outa room?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Because the designer was late and they hadn't planned the decoration for the new room.

What happens when you die?

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 849
Joined: 23 Sep 2009

Then you know that you're dead

What would happen if Chuck Norris realized his own untapped power and unleashed it on democracy, life, the universe and everything?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4952
Joined: 12 Apr 2008

Nothing, Chuck Norris already knows everything.

Why can't I tell its not butter?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2669
Joined: 26 Oct 2008

Because it's pink.

Why is my foot made out of chocolate?

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 915
Joined: 28 May 2009

Because butter's an alien compound, designed to taste like everything except chicken.

How many badgers can I fit in this... shoe?

EDIT : Sneaky ninjas...

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4952
Joined: 12 Apr 2008

It depends wether they're nagging you or not. (What an excellent pun)

Why am I so punny?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3302
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

You're not. Go die in a vegetable patch.

Why am I being so mean?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Because you have no soul.

Why do you have no soul?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1804
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

I lost it in Seoul. (See what I did there?)

How does eat food?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

With mouth.

What are you getting for Christmas?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3302
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

I'm not sure - all I want for Christmas, though, is you.

How many roads must a man walk down?

(if you get it right, I'll friend you!)

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

What's your name?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2112
Joined: 25 Jun 2009

Soap Mactavish.

Why isn't the world shaped like a triangle?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1804
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Because then it's doughnuts would run asunder.

Why isn't Gordon Freeman a lesbian?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2112
Joined: 25 Jun 2009

Because he likes guys, not girls.

Why is Yahtzee from Australia?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Because he likes to complain about release dates.

Why would someone like that?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2924
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

He lacks a XX chromosome and science tells us that he is not genetically homosexual.

Also, he's a Hermaphrodite.

Why?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Because I was ninja'd.

Are we there yet?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2112
Joined: 25 Jun 2009

Maybe.

Do companions cubes taste good?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4082
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Probably.

What's the point in houseflies?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Annoying humans.

*looks at hands* Hey, whose blood is this?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1804
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Yours!

What am the sky?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Purple.

Do we have a soul?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1214
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

Um, let me check... No. No, we don't.

ASASASASASADSA...?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Yes.

What was I talking about?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1804
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Your mother.

I can has- no wait, i'm not even going to go there.

If a woodchuck can't chuck wood, then can a glasschuck chuck glass?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Yes, but only until it dies from internal bleeding.

If a woodchuck could chuck glass, how long would it take far it to die of internal bleeding?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3302
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

OT, About 15 meters.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

To run away from a KFC.

I failed... so, what happens now?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1214
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

To get to the other chicken's wife.
Aaw yeah, I would tap that.

Would you tap that?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Ye... I mean, of course not... It's a fucking chicken, you pervert.

Would you?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1804
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Hell no.
Hell yes.

Are we humans? Or are we dancers?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3671
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Personally, I'm the reaper.

Who are you?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1804
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

MaxTheReaper in disguise. OH SNAP-

What is the capitol of Botswana?

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