The Game is simple, kill the previous poster.

Rule #1
You must kill the previous poster based on your and/or their user name.
Rule #2
Please restrain your self from killing any user in a sexual way.
Rule #3
Do not (and I repeat) Do not kill previous user in a way that relates to his/her nationality or religion.

Besides those rules you are free to explore your inner wrath.
Let The Games Commence!!!

I kill Husky.Gnoll by ripping out his spine, shoving it down his throat, ripping his spine out of his digestive system and then strangling him with his own oesophagus. :D

This is an extremely easy one,

I kill Rorschach 2 by shredding his head.

i kill shred head by cutting off his legs grinding them up in a meat grinder feeding him the resulting pulp and then pull out his intestins and strangle him

I tie up eelel with several long eels and put him on an airplane full of screaming orphans that crashes into a zoo holding the last specimens of several endangered species.

I poison Dagodweezl's booze with the urine of a thousand possessed kittens and a small amount of PCP, and then sit back and watch as the drugs and spirits take effect, spinning his head all around his spinal column, reattaching somehow, but cutting off his air supply. Then I eat popcorn while enjoying the sight of him wheezing for breath as he slowly turns purple. When he stops flailing, I curb stomp him.

I chain Neonbob to a Nuke and drop him into a pack of whales
Granting his pics wish

Aw, shucks. Thank you!

I get a super strength paper bag, place it over Dago's head, and then punt him into oncoming traffic. He falls onto a passing log truck which overturns, and the logs fall on top of him and crush him into a pancake. I gather the pancake up with a spatula, cook him in an oven on top of a circular piece of bread, and eat the delicious pizza.

I chain you to a neon Sign on a Vegas casino scheduled for demolition

I point you out to an irate hobo with a raging hard on and tell him that you are willing to take it in the butt for a nickel and a place to sleep. Before you have a chance to realize what has happened, you are facedown on the ground having unspeakable horrors performed upon your rectum. You contract several STDs and die a month later from the complications thereof. Ignore that. I tell him that you stole his crack and he beats your head in for it.

Neonbob:
I point you out to an irate hobo with a raging hard on and tell him that you are willing to take it in the butt for a nickel and a place to sleep. Before you have a chance to realize what has happened, you are facedown on the ground having unspeakable horrors performed upon your rectum. You contract several STDs and die a month later from the complications thereof.

Husky.Gnoll:

Rule #2
Please restrain your self from killing any user in a sexual way.

I kill Neonbob by throwing him into the way of a subway train.

Also, this thread might not be kosher. I dunno though, so I tried to contribute in case it is.

Damn my Pics lining me up for Cheap shots...

I dress you in a whale outfit and sell you to a sushi bar, you spend the next 2 days being digested

scotth266:

Husky.Gnoll:

Rule #2
Please restrain your self from killing any user in a sexual way.

I kill Neonbob by throwing him into the way of a subway train.

Also, this thread might not be kosher. I dunno though, so I tried to contribute in case it is.

Crap, my bad. I got caught up in the moment. How about he just dies from being beaten to death because the hobo thought he had stolen his crack? Better? I'm gonna go change that...
And I kill Scott by injecting him with pure caffeine. His heart explodes.

Fuck. Neonbob is easy to kill. All I have to do is keep him distracted enough to stay inside the blast radius of one of his nukes when he finally sets them off.

I wait til you fall asleep, then, guided by the glow cast by your eyes, I bring a pitchfork down into your throat. While you gurgle and flail about, I nail your arms and legs to the floor with a high-powered nail gun, and then nail your ears as well, just for kicks. When you are almost out of blood, I go through an intense series of medical procedures to fix you up, only to set you on fire and roll you down an exit ramp into traffic.

No one kills Neonbob but me!!!
I ram you 67 times with the uber saw

No crits?

I throw you in a pit of giant, hungry, rabid weasels....that are on fire.....and have lazors on their backs...

I lock you in the portal maze but with no cake no gun and bots on level 1

I convince the main character from Condemned 2 that you are one of the crazy hobos, so he kills you without a moment's hesitation.

I replace your eyes with rods of plutonium. Since they glow, you do not notice the difference until large clumps of your hair start falling off while you are on the subway. The other passengers, however, do notice, take you for a zombie, and throw you off the front of the train, where you are dragged for miles upon miles of electrified track before being cleaved in half by one of the wheels.

I kill "Lost in The Void" by biting off his head then ripping his body to shreds with my claw and then throwing his carcass back into The Void.

I sic a pack of rabid gnomes on you

I fill your bottle with a highly acidic solution, and wait for you to drink it. Upon swallowing one gulp, you are in the process of taking another when you realize it stings more than usual, and spit the acid out onto a baby. The mother gets angry at you and stabs you over 500 times with a baby bottle. You bleed to death and holes are melted into the sidewalk where the acid leaked out of your corpse.

I break a neon light bulb over your head and stab you with the broken glass.

I sneak into your room while you sleep, and attach the grounding wire of a lightning rod to your neck with the help of a power drill. Then, I sedate you again and drag you up to the roof, and wait for a storm. When it doesn't come, I get frustrated and throw you off the roof, only for you to be jerked to a neck-wrenching halt by the ground wire. You slowly slip down as the screw gradually rips through your neck, missing your arteries. You are fully conscious when you fall and are impaled on a wrought-iron fence's spike.

Neonbob:
I replace your eyes with rods of plutonium. Since they glow, you do not notice the difference until large clumps of your hair start falling off while you are on the subway. The other passengers, however, do notice, take you for a zombie, and throw you off the front of the train, where you are dragged for miles upon miles of electrified track before being cleaved in half by one of the wheels.

Er... there's one problem with killing me that way. I'm a Protoss, and as far as Starcraft Lore is concerned, I don't think that they are affected by radiation (at least not adversely or noticably), and even if I were affected by radiation, my hair wouldn't fall off, because, as a Protoss, I don't have any hair to begin with (remember, I'm a Protoss).

Anyway, now it's time to get back at you, Neonbob.

I spray you with pheromones that attract every whale within... say, the entire world to your location to mate with you (regardless of what gender they are). Since you were on a beach at the time (presumably to nuke the whales), you are crushed to death by their combined weight (as if one wasn't enough).

Grrr...damn aliens and their random immunities...
Fine.
I place a strobe light in front of your head, nail it into your scalp, and turn it on while you slumber. You wake up in pain and panic, to the room blinking on and off. Disoriented, you try to find the light switch, but somehow stick your hand in the garbage disposal and turn it on, losing your hand. The blood makes the kitchen floor very slippery, and you fall, grabbing the knife drawer on the way down.

The knife drawer is emptied, and they all bury themselves in your chest, yet do not quite kill you. In your struggle to get back on your feet, you fall forward, and the knives are then buried to the hilt, and you die.

Then I laugh my ass off.
:-P

I hypnotize you into thinking that your left foot has become a whale. So you set a nuke to it and away you go.

I cackle away to myself at the irony.

I take you with me on a normal day of whale-exploding. In your curiosity, you go too close to the edge of a boat, and when a shockwave hits, you fall into the water. Unfortunately, you swim up to the hull of the boat, laughing. You fail to notice the end of the boat and the large propellers attached until the last second. You are sucked through them, and a cloud of red appears in the wake.

I use my time machine to dump you at the end of the universe. After I travel back to my time, you are left in the final seconds of the universe's existence. Have fun.

TheDoctor455:

Neonbob:
I replace your eyes with rods of plutonium. Since they glow, you do not notice the difference until large clumps of your hair start falling off while you are on the subway. The other passengers, however, do notice, take you for a zombie, and throw you off the front of the train, where you are dragged for miles upon miles of electrified track before being cleaved in half by one of the wheels.

Er... there's one problem with killing me that way. I'm a Protoss, and as far as Starcraft Lore is concerned, I don't think that they are affected by radiation (at least not adversely or noticably), and even if I were affected by radiation, my hair wouldn't fall off, because, as a Protoss, I don't have any hair to begin with (remember, I'm a Protoss).

Anyway, now it's time to get back at you, Neonbob.

I spray you with pheromones that attract every whale within... say, the entire world to your location to mate with you (regardless of what gender they are). Since you were on a beach at the time (presumably to nuke the whales), you are crushed to death by their combined weight (as if one wasn't enough).

Ummm..... excuse me a minute.

Have you ever tried irradiating a bunch of zealots? It works, son. It WORKS.

Since you seem to be a gigantic eye, I gather as much cayenne pepper shavings and lime juice as I can. Then, while you are sleeping, I sneak into your room and set up a simple machine that is triggered by you blinking your eye when you wake up. Your blink pulls on a string attached to an eyelid, and the string tips over a large bucket filled with the stinging mixture, which dumps into your eye.

Upon hearing your screams, I fill a bucket with lye, and offer it to you as an eye wash. You tip your head back and dump the container into your eye and all over your face. As your skin burns, your eye's coating finally burns away, and you are left completely blind. While you flail around wildly, I pick up a large sword and make an incision in your gut. Continuing the cut through your intestines, I watch as your entrails fall to the ground, before grabbing them up, and stuffing them into the hole that was your eye.

Once I have piled up your intestines in your eye socket, I pick the sword up once again, and jam it straight down into the bottom of your socket, through the pile of guts. Thus held in place, they do not fall out while you flop around helplessly and gurgle in agony.

Getting an idea, I run out of the room, only to return with nails and broken glass. Kicking you over onto your back, I pour the objects into the gash covering your entire stomach. I then duct-tape the hole shut and roll you back onto your stomach, and jump up and down on you like a trampoline, until your body is nothing but a gory mess.

Phew! I'm proud of that one.

I shove neon sticks up NeonBob's butt, eyes, mouth, nose, ears, pee hole and in the secret third hole.