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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1303 Joined: 19 Jun 2008     | By strangling them with their own aorta. The execution so nice, it kills them twice! How do you kill a bear? |
On the Record  Posts: 5538 Joined: 16 Dec 2008     | You don't bears kill you mother fucker!!!!!!!!!! Ahem... sorry, How do you kill Chuck Norris Hehe, trick question! |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 372 Joined: 19 Jun 2009   | You don't kill Chuck Noris, Chuck Noris kills you (or Bruce Lee, that works too). How do you kill a FREE toaster oven? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3580 Joined: 8 Feb 2009 | Water. How do you kill a midget? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1303 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | You punt him/her. Like an American Football.
Science has proven that the following is required to kill Chuck Norris; How do you kill an onion? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2568 Joined: 10 May 2009    | A horde of undead elephants. How do you kill Max? |
Press Junketeer Posts: 372 Joined: 19 Jun 2009 | 'Jokingly' call him "Sax" and make crude sex jokes until he can't take it any more. How do you kill a lemming? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1303 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | Tell Walt Disney that herding them off a cliff will make him big bucks at the box office. How do you kill a Weighted Companion Cube? |
Paperboy  Posts: 44 Joined: 16 Jun 2009     | Promises of cake and drop him down a fire chute. How do you kill a Nintendog? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2568 Joined: 10 May 2009 | Burn the cartridge. How do you kill Yahtzee? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1303 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | Tell him to press X when in reality he is supposed to press B to not die. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 699 Joined: 4 Jan 2009   | Well, theres nothing there... How do you kill a zombie ninja panda bear with a katana? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1852 Joined: 9 Jan 2009    | I put something in the nothing thus killing it how do you kill the juggernaut. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1303 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | You don't, he's the Juggernaut, bitch. How do you kill a d20? |
On the Record  Posts: 7316 Joined: 23 Dec 2007    | With WD-40. How do you kill a Grue? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3228 Joined: 24 Jan 2009    | By being PWN'd so hard that they die of exhaustion after killing you. How do you kill a hamster? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1838 Joined: 13 Jun 2009   | Flush it down the toilet. How do you kill the credibility of the Star Wars movies? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire  Posts: 12112 Joined: 16 Jan 2009   | You give George Lucas a brain. How do you kill a mockingbird? |
Beat Writer  Posts: 215 Joined: 12 Jun 2009    |
How do you kill an undead monkey? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 12112 Joined: 16 Jan 2009 | You gotta shoot 'em in the head! How do you kill Dr. Zomboss? |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 60 Joined: 16 Apr 2009     | Ice shrooms and peppers! How do you kill the mood? |
Beat Writer Posts: 215 Joined: 12 Jun 2009 | Fart. How do you kill a smurf? |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 12112 Joined: 16 Jan 2009 | You choke it until its face turns a cream color. How do you kill a buzz? |
Beat Writer  Posts: 184 Joined: 21 May 2009  | by jumping through a 30 story window how do you kill a bad actor by the name of orlando bloom |
Paperboy  Posts: 43 Joined: 24 May 2009   | The fires of Mount Doom, where he was created. How do you kill an Ewok? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1852 Joined: 9 Jan 2009 | toss it off a cliff like you would a midget. how do you kill a god. |
Paperboy Posts: 43 Joined: 24 May 2009 | Hmmm. Another god. How do you kill a finger puppet? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3580 Joined: 8 Feb 2009 | You shove your finger through it so hard and fast it explodes. How do you kill Microsoft? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1852 Joined: 9 Jan 2009 | beat it at a game of monopoly how do you kill every human on earth. |
Muckraker  Posts: 304 Joined: 24 Jun 2009  | Troll til china, russia and the US attack each other in a three way nuke-fest How do you kill a Twilight Sequel |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009   | You kill the Director, and the cast, and everyone that tries to make it. How do you kill a cute fluffy bunny? |
Beat Writer Posts: 184 Joined: 21 May 2009 | Mr. Foot meet Mr. bunny how do you kill the autobots |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | You use the All-Spark. How do you kill that which has no life? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3580 Joined: 8 Feb 2009 | You need the sword of a thousand truths. How do you kill an octorok? |
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Basicly, the first poster asks "how do you kill a ______"? It could be anything. Ninjas, midgets, chuck norris, ect. Than the second poster answers and than asks how do you kill a _____, but it has to be a different thing than what any poster has said before.
Here is the first question:
How do you kill a fanboy?