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By strangling them with their own aorta. The execution so nice, it kills them twice! How do you kill a bear? | |
You don't bears kill you mother fucker!!!!!!!!!! Ahem... sorry, How do you kill Chuck Norris Hehe, trick question! | |
You don't kill Chuck Noris, Chuck Noris kills you (or Bruce Lee, that works too). How do you kill a FREE toaster oven? | |
Water. How do you kill a midget? | |
You punt him/her. Like an American Football.
Science has proven that the following is required to kill Chuck Norris; How do you kill an onion? | |
A horde of undead elephants. How do you kill Max? | |
'Jokingly' call him "Sax" and make crude sex jokes until he can't take it any more. How do you kill a lemming? | |
Tell Walt Disney that herding them off a cliff will make him big bucks at the box office. How do you kill a Weighted Companion Cube? | |
Promises of cake and drop him down a fire chute. How do you kill a Nintendog? | |
Burn the cartridge. How do you kill Yahtzee? | |
Tell him to press X when in reality he is supposed to press B to not die. | |
Well, theres nothing there... How do you kill a zombie ninja panda bear with a katana? | |
I put something in the nothing thus killing it how do you kill the juggernaut. | |
You don't, he's the Juggernaut, bitch. How do you kill a d20? | |
With WD-40. How do you kill a Grue? | |
By being PWN'd so hard that they die of exhaustion after killing you. How do you kill a hamster? | |
Flush it down the toilet. How do you kill the credibility of the Star Wars movies? | |
You give George Lucas a brain. How do you kill a mockingbird? | |
How do you kill an undead monkey? | |
You gotta shoot 'em in the head! How do you kill Dr. Zomboss? | |
Ice shrooms and peppers! How do you kill the mood? | |
Fart. How do you kill a smurf? | |
You choke it until its face turns a cream color. How do you kill a buzz? | |
by jumping through a 30 story window how do you kill a bad actor by the name of orlando bloom | |
The fires of Mount Doom, where he was created. How do you kill an Ewok? | |
toss it off a cliff like you would a midget. how do you kill a god. | |
Hmmm. Another god. How do you kill a finger puppet? | |
You shove your finger through it so hard and fast it explodes. How do you kill Microsoft? | |
beat it at a game of monopoly how do you kill every human on earth. | |
Troll til china, russia and the US attack each other in a three way nuke-fest How do you kill a Twilight Sequel | |
You kill the Director, and the cast, and everyone that tries to make it. How do you kill a cute fluffy bunny? | |
Mr. Foot meet Mr. bunny how do you kill the autobots | |
You use the All-Spark. How do you kill that which has no life? | |
You need the sword of a thousand truths. How do you kill an octorok? | |
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Basicly, the first poster asks "how do you kill a ______"? It could be anything. Ninjas, midgets, chuck norris, ect. Than the second poster answers and than asks how do you kill a _____, but it has to be a different thing than what any poster has said before.
Here is the first question:
How do you kill a fanboy?