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Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1618
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

You don't, he's already dead from the ninja.

How do you kill yourself?

Paperboy
Posts: 35
Joined: 2 Jul 2009

get to a gang of skinheads and tell everyone they're gay

How do you kill Mona Lisa?

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 699
Joined: 4 Jan 2009

Draw a moustache on her.

How do you kill a holiday?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1618
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

You make it a double work day.

How do you kill an abusive father?

Nobel Laureate
Posts: 20699
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

With shotguns and fire.

How do you kill a chore list.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1726
Joined: 20 Mar 2008

One bullet chore at a time.

How do you kill a vampire?

Nobel Laureate
Posts: 20699
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

By spitting holy water at it like some kind of cobra, then throwing it into a vat of acid.

How do you kill an overactive imagination?

Press Junketeer
Posts: 497
Joined: 17 Oct 2008

send it to summer school

How do you kill a hippy

Nobel Laureate
Posts: 20699
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

With fire.

How do you kill a common theme?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1543
Joined: 15 Aug 2008

With so much commonality people hate it and try being different.

How do you kill Andy Dick?

Paperboy
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Joined: 4 Jul 2009

Lock him in a room full of marijuana, cocaine and other various drugs as well as some alcohol make sure the room has no ventilation and make sure there is a stereo on the ceiling replaying the segment he did for GTA: San Andreas aka "Gardening with Maurice", and give it time, and he should be long gone.

How do you kill an over-obsessed Twilight fans who want to become vampires?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1618
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

Throw him out the window.

How do you kill an admin?

Beat Writer
Posts: 176
Joined: 1 Jul 2009

Go all Alex Mercer and take the form of another admin, Than when your at admin HQ you accuse him of spamming and being a prick on boards so they ban him.

How do you kill Keyboard Kat?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1815
Joined: 20 Aug 2008

Invest in a touch screen system and dispose of the keyboard.

How do you kill James Bond?

Beat Writer
Posts: 176
Joined: 1 Jul 2009

add so many chilches his head explodes.

How do you kill a camper?

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 714
Joined: 17 Mar 2009

throw a bear at them

how do you kill a hyper masculine space marine?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1618
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

You don't, let nature do it for you.

How do you kill a dumbass?

Beat Writer
Posts: 176
Joined: 1 Jul 2009

balance it out with a smartass, or just give it a lighter and let nature take it's course.

how do you kill a well thought out J-rpg(really hope somebody answers this the way I want them to.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1618
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

You add bad controls, annoying lead characters, and graphics that make you want to claw you're eyes out.

How do you kill bad grammar?

Beat Writer
Posts: 176
Joined: 1 Jul 2009

(actually the real answer was you can't because there is no such thing)

delete 4chan from the internet and give all computers anti-typo software.

How do you kill a twink ret paladin level 80?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1815
Joined: 20 Aug 2008

Tell him/her that "twink ret paladin level 80" sounds incredibly stupid and foolish, so they run off crying. Then, oh, I don't know, shoot them in the back of the head.

How do you kill a GameCube?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1618
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

Hammer it! Hammer it!

How do you kill a cheap kill?

Press Junketeer
Posts: 392
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

Duck.

How do you kill a demon kitten?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1618
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

You put it into a fight against an angelic dog.

How do you kill?

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 714
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

with a .357 revolver.

How do you kill a roll of wet toilet paper?

Nobel Laureate
Posts: 20699
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

With a spill. Or usage.

How do you kill a pillow monster?

Paperboy
Posts: 35
Joined: 2 Jul 2009

With needles

How do you kill Empty DVD disk?

On the Record
Posts: 7331
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

With a burner drive.

How do you kill an idea, apart from Genocide?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2159
Joined: 14 Apr 2009

By introducing a better idea.

How does one kill the internet?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1618
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

He doesn't use it.

How do you pwn a cybern00b?

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 969
Joined: 20 Apr 2009

Birras:
You punt him/her. Like an American Football.

Shapsters:

How do you kill Chuck Norris?

Science has proven that the following is required to kill Chuck Norris;

How do you kill an onion?

Ultimate showdown, am I right?

Press Junketeer
Posts: 497
Joined: 17 Oct 2008

you f*** up his internet connection

How do you kill Church(the RVB character)

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1726
Joined: 20 Mar 2008

With a tank! Preferably Sheila.

How do you kill death?

Nobel Laureate
Posts: 20699
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

With his scythe.

How do you kill the fizz in a soda?

Paperboy
Posts: 35
Joined: 2 Jul 2009

with sugar

How do you kill J.F. Kennedy?

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