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Azraellod	316 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 18:21
	Naturalized: congrats you found the true white text rather than my decoys further down. I actually place the cake in the long lost first ever youtube video ...but i deleted that and put my own in it'd place. You just gave the cake to me. I place the cake in a bucket and cover it with radioactive waste. You're way too suspicious.

Dumbfish1	317 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 19:08
	luckily for me, I was already in the bucket. I hide it in one of my previous posts. but which one?

Sam G	318 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 19:22
	Ctrl+F: Find "Cake". I have found the cake, now I shall send it to another dimension! A dimension of... DOOOOOOMMM!!!!

Blizzaga19	319 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 19:31
	Due to me junctioning 100 Dooms to my status defense I am immune to doom. check in the steam servers I take the cake and place it not here

Dumbfish1	320 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 19:38
	Naturalized: Due to me junctioning 100 Dooms to my status defense I am immune to doom. check in the steam servers I take the cake and place it not here I take it from not there I hide it in a bigger cake.

Blizzaga19	321 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 19:41
	Dumbfish1: Naturalized: Due to me junctioning 100 Dooms to my status defense I am immune to doom. check in the steam servers I take the cake and place it not here I take it from not there I hide it in a bigger cake. Relaxes with the real cake.

Sam G	322 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 20:13
	Naturalized: Due to me junctioning 100 Dooms to my status defense I am immune to doom. check in the steam servers I take the cake and place it not here Aaw, shibby, FF8 reference! I gut you like a fish as you relax with the real cake. I hide the cake on top of a very tall cactus.

Sassafrass	323 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 20:21
	I cut the cactus down with an axe and take the cake. Now I hide the cake in my mind. It isn't really in my mind. But it is somewhere on this thread.

Blizzaga19	324 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 20:23
	Aw no fair I was about to fight jumbo cactuar puts away gunblade Fail color. I use my telepathic ability to read your mind and find out where on the thread it is. I then take it and hide inside Omega Weapon's stomach

COR 2000	325 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 20:36
	I jump into Omega's mouth, take the cake, then fight my way out. I then hide it in the Omega-13 generator.

Blizzaga19	326 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 20:45
	I send my friend Yiazmat to go get it. 50Mil HP on my side booya! Afterwards I place the cake inside an Apple "Cool" seminar

Sam G	327 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 20:46
	Naturalized: I use my telepathic ability to read your mind and find out where on the thread it is. I then take it and hide inside Omega Weapon's stomach Jerk! Omega Weapon's like my "thing", see? Sam G: Head and shoulders. How did you solo Omega Weapon without using items? Sam G: Bad idea: Smoke marajuana 'till you puke. Good idea: Defeat Omega Weapon! Sam G: "Gaaah! My arm!" Death screamed. All of a sudden, something heavy fell from the sky. "D-Death...?" asked the heavy thing. "...Metal Man? Is that you?" Death asked. "Death... I'm dying, buddy..." Metal Man croaked. "No! Don't talk like that! You're gonna be fine!" "Heh... I fear I'm not long for this world, bro..." "Metal Man, no! You can't leave me! Stay with me!" Death said, tears in his eyes. "Remember all the fun we had? Remember Med school? Remember that time we took on the Omega Weapon without using any items?" "Heh heh... You really were... the best brother... anyone could have..." Metal Man croaked. Then his eyes went dim. "Metal Man! Speak to me, buddy! METAL MAAAAAAAN!!!" "Dude, what's up?" asked Livingness. Then he noticed Metal Man's corpse. "Metal Man? What's wrong, buddy? You okay? Speak to me, man! METAL MAAAAAAA-" Death smacked him in the back of the head using the robotic arm he'd just pilfered. "I already did that, idiot." Anyway, as Omega Weapon is my "thing", I command it to give me the cake. Which I then feed to a crocodile and flush it down the toilet. EDIT: Dammit! I took so long collecting those quotes I got double Ninja'd!

Azraellod	328 POSTED: 6 Oct 2009 21:19
	I eat the apple and murder people at the seminar until i find the cake in it. I place the cake in a hall of mirrors. Which is the original?

Blizzaga19	329 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 00:01
	this one was done earlier in the thread I smash all the mirrors so I can find the cake. I place the cake where no one can find it and I swallow the key.

Sassafrass	330 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 00:08
	I use my built in cake sensor to find the cake. I hide it with Seymour. ^{You'll get to be with him, Naturalized...}

itstimeforpie	331 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 00:17
	I'll kill whoever seymour is with an explosive device. I then hide the cake in an obvious place, put traps all around it and secretly put cyanide in the cake.

Sassafrass	332 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 00:21
	Seeing as you told us all about your trap, it's fairly obvious to avoid the traps and to not eat the cake. ^{Seymour from Final Fantasy X, but I understand many haven't played a classic =)} I just get bored and leave it next to me while I watch TV.

Blizzaga19	333 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 00:27
	Damn it I missed Seymour...sucks, I like fighting him he's just like me. Never dies I knock on your door and offer to play FFX with you. While we're playing I move the cake somewhere else in your room. No that's fake. It's actually right in front of us

Killer Rabbit	334 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 00:34
	I get my dog to sniff out the cake. I place the cake in the temple that was at the beginning of Radiers of the Lost Ark

Blizzaga19	335 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 00:36
	No you didn't. Me and sasquatch are still playing FF

Sassafrass	336 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 00:39
	Naturalized: No you didn't. Me and sasquatch are still playing FF Yeah, the cake is now ours FOREVER!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HA! I move it on top of the PS2.

Blizzaga19	337 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 00:44
	I decide not to risk icing getting into the PS2 and move the cake to the side of the TV

Sassafrass	338 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 00:54
	Naturalized: I decide not to risk icing getting into the PS2 and move the cake to the side of the TV I just sit there and play FFX for the rest of my forseeable future, leaving the cake where it is. ^{Not really, I move the cake to a refrigerated safe in my room.} Naturalized: and I mimic you. What a wonderful life =] in all seriousness I think I could play FF all my life TBH, I probably will be. Shit, I bought a PS2 today just to play FF VII and FF X, but I haven't got a PS1 mem card for it +_+

Blizzaga19	339 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 00:56
	and I mimic you. What a wonderful life =] in all seriousness I think I could play FF all my life

Dumbfish1	340 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 07:08
	I was already in the refrigerated room, pretending to be a side of meat. I hide the cake at the end of the rainbow.

Azraellod	341 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 10:04
	I catch a leprechaun and make him give me the cake at the end of the rainbow in exchange for his freedom. I place the cake in the pocket of an axe wielding lunatic who definitely is not you.

Pararaptor	342 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 10:07
	Are you sure it's not me? Are you quite, quite sure? Not sure enough, it seems. I place the cake within the eighth circle of hell.

Sam G	343 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 12:14
	I send my tonberry army down to get it. Only one returns alive... He then guts me like a fish and runs off with the cake. (And before you say it, NO THE HELL YOU'RE NOT THE TONBERRY)

Blizzaga19	344 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 13:16
	I send my friend the tonberry king to go and get it. He returns to me only to betray me and give it to Odin

Sam G	345 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 15:37
	I cut him in half with a gunblade, then hop on the ole Doomtrain and ride away while singing a song about how much I love trains.

Blizzaga19	346 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 16:48
	I send Irvine to go chat you up because you are Selphie Tilmitt!!! Upon his rejection he gains the cake through sleight of hand, and hands it over to Squall who hands it to Rinoa who hands it to me who hands it to Ashe who hands it to Vaan who hands it back to me who hands it to the magus sisters who hand it to Yu Yevon.

Sam G	347 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 17:18
	I put a gun against Hironobu Sakaguchi's head and threaten to kill him unless the Final Fantasy references stop. I then throw him at Yu Yevon, grab the cake and flee in a Metal Gear.

Sassafrass	348 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 21:53
	I destroy the Metal Gear with Stinger missiles and retrieve the cake. I then run off to Besaid Island with teh cake.. ^{FFX reference}

Sam G	349 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 22:04
	That's it! Hironobu dies! I kill the beloved creator of the Final Fantasy series. I then ride on Godzilla's back and lazor-blast Besaid out of existence, sending the cake drifting to the bottom of the ocean.

TheSentinel	350 POSTED: 7 Oct 2009 22:07
	I prepare a scuba rescue of the cake. I place the cake in the middle of a KKK rally.


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