I look in a mirror, see the cake, and smash it.
I give the cake to a vicar, who barricedes himself inside a church.
I, diguised as Bishop Bernard the Bad, rise up out of the church and kil the vicar, taking the cake.
You WERE referencing The Gates, right?
I hide the cake in bowser's magic mushroom, which he proceeds to eat.
I go out and buy Mario and Luigi's : Bowser's Inside Story and make him puke it out.
I clean the cake *ugh* and put it in my invisible backpack.
As you pass through a airport you are searched, and the backpack is found. I pay off airport security and get the cake.
I hide the cake on the very tip top of Mt. Everest.
I have a helicopter team land on it and take the cake.
I'm not climbing that. This is easier
I place the cake in a block of frozen acid.
I un-freeze the acid, but the cake is dissolved. NOOO!
I bake a new, choclateyer one, and hide it in a Lolcat's stomach.
I cut up the Lolcat (YES I'M A BAD GUY!!) Clean the cake...
and hide it under my chair...
I tip you off your chair, and call you a "geek-o", before taking the cake.
I take the cake down to hell, where I assign a team of demon Nazis to guard it.
I call B.J. Blascovich to steal it back.
I gingerly place the cake in my rectum.
unbeknownst to you I had strapped myself to your lower torso, and when you tried to gingerly place the cake in your rectum, I yoinked it out of your hands.
I hide the cake inside your leg.
I... Well... I suppose I already have the cake then.
I cut your leg of and take the cake.
I place the cake under my protection.
I sneak behind you and take the cake. Some protection there, jerk!
I put the cake in a forest of barbed wire.
i go under the forest
i eat the cake!!!
"Not today, buddy!" I yell, leaping out from under your table and stabbing you in the throat, making you unable to swallow, then grabbing the cake out of your hands and walking away.
I toss the cake down a crevasse.
I use my telekinesis to retrieve it then I kill you with lightning I shot from my fingertips.
I place the cake inside the most secure cake box ever.
I open the box and take the cake
I eat it.
Then I bake a new one and give it to a random hobo
Thankfully, after being fired from my cake guarding job, I become a hobo and you handed it to me.
I now place the cake at the centre of the moon.
I call in a favor from the president to nuke the moon, then I catch the now slightly crispy cake.
I hide the cake in the matrix
I hack the matrix system by putting on a ridiculous trench coat and learning martial arts then grab the cake.
I feed the cake to a large dinosaur.
i wait till the dinosaur dies then take the cake
i send the cake into deep space
I use the latest in rocket technology to build a shuttle that can retrieve it.
I attach the cake to the back of a very cautious deer.
i run over the deer and took it home to eat. but then found the cake
i send the cake to the centre of rapture (from bioshock)
After spending a fair bit finding the deer I offer it a another cake. After negosiation it accpects.
I give the cake to the next poster as long as they say thank you.
Up yours, nerd! I grab the cake out of your hands and give you a wedgie.
I replace the football in an important match with the cake.
Thank you for this cake. Also for the opportunity to stab you and run, like so.
*stabs and runs, taking cake*
I bribe the referee in order to call of the match, and hand me the cake in exchange for a real ball.
I place the cake in the bread bin next to the box of cakes.
I take the cake out of the bread bin.
I then place it in with the other cakes.
Exactly as planned. Now in plain view, it's easy to take.
I know my plan was pointless, but whatever.
I place the cake in a room full of skulls.
I pray to god and he smites you. I have the cake!
time to load up the gun that shoots shurikens and lightning
I snatch the cake and run.
Also, that doesn't solve the problem i posed.
I place the cake in a pit of snakes.
I bungie jump in and take the cake.
I place the cake over a bottomless hole.
i break both of you legs and beat you to death with the cake, i then take what is left and leave.
i have the cake
EDIT: i am ganondorf and therefore bottomless holes have no effect over me, for i make all of them
I retake the cake from you.
I hid the cake inside a lolcat.
I very carefully pick up the cake with a long pole, making sure not to knock the cake into the pit.
I brutally murder it. Lolcats must die. I then take the cake.
I place the cake in the gap between worlds.
i then use aggro to grab the cake and proceed to break you legs!
the cake is mine, dick.