The cake game

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punkhead58:

daheikmeister:

I then use my awesome powers of transformation to turn the cake into a water molecule, then throw into the pacific ocean

I use my special transformation powers to convert every water molecule in the Pacific into a cake.
Unfortunately, sea water also contains sodium chloride, so the cakes will be salty.
Now, there are approximately (4.4 * 1046) cakes, and more than enough for all of us.

Now longer do we need to fight over a single cake!

*This game is over, everybody wins!*

Yay!

.....can I have cake now?

I steal daheikmeister's cake and hide it in a low-powered incinerator.

CounterAttack:
I steal daheikmeister's cake and hide it in a low-powered incinerator.

Yay, extra crispy cake!

I turn the incinerator off, then powder and snort the cake.

Cake high......*sniff*

Punch you hard enough the cake rematerializes and I take it

Hey! Aren't you people paying attention the progression of the thread?

There are now (4.4 * 1046) cakes.

Do you have any idea how large of a number that is? It's unfathomable....

We don't have to fight over a single cake anymore.

But I love cake

punkhead58:

Hey! Aren't you people paying attention the progression of the thread?

There are now (4.4 * 1046) cakes.

Do you have any idea how large of a number that is? It's unfathomable....

We don't have to fight over a single cake anymore.

But we like killing people over cake!
and i did not join yet!
Fine i'll kill everyone else in the world and take all the cakes for myself!

No you won't

I'm just going to bake my own cake insted of killing you guys.

I'ma steal yo' cake and hide it in my pants.

I'm just going to buy a new one and hide it on the moon.

Luckily I have a rocketship, your cake belong to me

*Loads shotgun* Alright I want my cake back now!

Ah, there is only one way to defeat that...

Do you want to play twing twang?

(HAHAHAHAHA! THE CAKE IS MINE BITCH!)

I defeat your twing twang and steal the cake.

I take the cake to an unknown location.

I defeat your unknown location by using Google earth!

The cake is mine and I swim to the bottom of the ocean using the worlds last pressure pill.

I send a son of Poseidon to follow you and bring the cake back.

I take the cake and hide it in the Labyrinth. The Greek Mythology one.

I use modern age technology to bulldoze that son of a bitch down!

I eat the cake whole and now it's in my bellay!

I tear your belly open with a chainsaw, and steal the cake.

I cut the cake into a million pieces and hide them all over the world.(Think, the Triforce)

Ok i'm going to open up a chain of bakerys, now every gets multiple cakes for free.

I play a piano near your cat, causing him to meow at a frequency which shakes the earth to the very core. All the cake comes to the center of the earth, where a magical bottle of eye drops waits to transport the cake to me with the aid of his centaur friend.

I put the cake in an Absolutely Safe Capsule.

Nothing is Absolutely Safe from Dr. McNinja!

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All your cake belong to me

Holy Shit a Racoon! I bow to your Awesomeness! *Bow*
*looks up then stabs the Racoon and Sleekgiant* then runs away from with the cake*

I use http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/2296874172_b1c11fd127.jpg (<-- him, forgive me, I forgot how to do forum code) To defeat your doctor ninja and he hides the cake in our Treasure chest, making sure to give me a map with "x marks the spot" where the x happens to be somewhere in the dreaded Bermuda Triangle.

Suikun:
I use image (<-- him, forgive me, I forgot how to do forum code) To defeat your doctor ninja and he hides the cake in our Treasure chest, making sure to give me a map with "x marks the spot" where the x happens to be somewhere in the dreaded Bermuda Triangle.

Eh that's cool...HEY LOOK OVER THERE *runs off with cake*

*Clothesline*

*takes cake*

Thankyou Sleekgiant *Winks*

I don't think so
*detonates decoy cake*
SUCKER!!!
*Runs away*

XD Nice one!

*cauterizes blown off hand*

Try this out for a looney toon throwback

*Zips ninja star at rope*
SNIP

*Piano falls on Sleekgiant's head*

Na na ;-)

*Runs with cake*

*Activates spring floor trap*
*Catches cake*
*Locks thy self in secure vault*

*drill hole into safe and fills with toxic gas*
*hacks into safe Bioshock style*
MINE

*Bops Sleekgiant on the back of the head with a empty beer bottle*
he he
*takes cake from dazed opponent*
???
*Flies away on Jet pack*

*Uses heat-seeking RPG*
[insert cheesy line here]
*gets cake back in perfect condition*

Sneek hugs!
*Takes cake from confused giant*

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