Don't you know whopper giving, lazer firin, Pope Kings are made of pure cake?

Cake is confiscated.

I take it. 'Cause I'm the goddamn Batman.

I hide my cake in a fortified bunker.

I race over to the nest while riding on a T-rex, scare away the Ptereodactyls nest and take the cake.

I put the cake in the middle of a Flood infested High Charity.

ummm, i just take a different cake and run off into the sunset! Teehee!

I catch up to you, brutally murder you and then bake your bloody remains into the cake, then give it to Dr. Hannibal Lecter

Hire Luffy and the crew from One Piece to break in and snatch it. No one has more experience with breaking into super jails than they do.

I set fire to your ship, reason being you have nowhere to run in the middle of the ocean.

I grab the charred cake, paint it white and hide it in Antarctica.

I secretly planted a traking device in the cake, i find it, then take the traking device out so no one else can use it ah ha i have the cake. I also kill the last person with a darlek.

lucky for me i just picked up an invisibility power up, because i sneak up and assassinate you and take the cake

I rip out your arm, feed it to you piece be piece,rip of your other arm, use it to constantly hit you in the face until you bleed, rip out your eyes, shove them down your throat, rip of both your legs, stomp on you with them, then stab you a few hundred times with a sword.

OH YEAH, I have the cake

daheikmeister:

I then use my awesome powers of transformation to turn the cake into a water molecule, then throw into the pacific ocean

I use my special transformation powers to convert every water molecule in the Pacific into a cake.
Unfortunately, sea water also contains sodium chloride, so the cakes will be salty.
Now, there are approximately (4.4 * 10⁴⁶) cakes, and more than enough for all of us.

Now, no longer do we need to fight over a single cake!

*This game is over, everybody wins!*

Punch you hard enough the cake rematerializes and I take it

Hey! Aren't you people paying attention the progression of the thread?

There are now (4.4 * 10⁴⁶) cakes.

Do you have any idea how large of a number that is? It's unfathomable....

We don't have to fight over a single cake anymore.

But I love cake

punkhead58:

Hey! Aren't you people paying attention the progression of the thread?

There are now (4.4 * 10⁴⁶) cakes.

Do you have any idea how large of a number that is? It's unfathomable....

We don't have to fight over a single cake anymore.

But we like killing people over cake!
and i did not join yet!
Fine i'll kill everyone else in the world and take all the cakes for myself!

No you won't

I'm just going to bake my own cake insted of killing you guys.

I'm just going to buy a new one and hide it on the moon.

Luckily I have a rocketship, your cake belong to me

*Loads shotgun* Alright I want my cake back now!

Ah, there is only one way to defeat that...

Do you want to play twing twang?

(HAHAHAHAHA! THE CAKE IS MINE BITCH!)