I turn the cake into a combustion reaction and it goes boom. I hide the remaining particles of it in my pocket

i steal your trousers.
i just made that...

i remake the cake, and place it in the grave of my mad uncle.

i take the cake...simple as that

i give the cake to sir schmoopy

i trade him a wheel shield for it.

i place the cake behind a secret door known not even to me.

it happens to be my front door and i take it

i make the cake evil and give it a shotgun to defend itself

i see the obvious flaw in your plan, and take the cake that doesn't have arms back.

i place it in a window overlooking the street, just out of reach from outside.

i use my extendo arms to get it

i place the cake on top of the clinton monument

i knock the clinton monument over to get the cake.
^{...hmm, i guess i could have just climbed it, but oh well.}

i place the cake behind one of 3 doors. one leads to the cake, the others to a horrible death.

door number 2,epic win!

i take the cake to a super secret place,with motion sensing turrets guarding it

I wait 'till you're sleeping and use black-mana-powered spells to rip the information out of your mind, proceeding to the base and wirelessly hacking the turrets before walking in and taking the cake.

I hide the cake in an underground cave.

i drimll into then cave and take the cake

i hide the cake on instalation 07 (oracle knows what im saying)

I take the cake turn it into gold and give it to Zoidberg

i shoot zoidberg...with a gun

i take the cake to the royal canadian mints gold storage facility

i break in, knocking out all of the guards, an take the cake back.

Then I sell the cake on eBay

i place a bid at the last moment and win.

i encase the cake in glass and put it on display.
also, on 1/10/2009, i am hiding the cake here.

i take the cake from the case and run

i bring the cake to my underwater lair!

I evaporate the water and bomb your used to be underwater fortress.

Then I take the cake and throw it in a pool of lava

i grab the cake with my extendo arms (again)

i give the cake to oprah to do a show on

I crash the show and shoot oprah for no reason. Then I grab the cake and say "Yoinked and away!!" as I leave the stuidio.

I then dig a hole to the earth's core and throw it in there

i send a flying monkey to get it

i hide the cake with 100000000000000000 cakes that look just like it!

i pick up a random one, and get the real one by pure luck.

i digitise the cake and place it on a memory stick that also holds a virus.

i kill this game with fire!!

i also take the stuck and plug it into you computor

...i created the virus. it's not going to harm my software.

i un-digitise the cake, and place it in a box marked DO NOT OPEN.

i take the box without opening it

i put that box into another box and repeat 1000000 times,then hide the boxes in the arbiters pants!

boring. i make a new cake.

i place the cake in a cake stall, priced £13.

i buy it and put in my fridge....which is guarded by a brute!

i place a bag over the brutes eyes, and take the cake while he is distracted.

i place the cake inside your computer monitor.

I open up 2Girls1Cup and as the cake gets so disgusted, it literally jumps out of the monitor.

I have the cake. Also, I put it in Fort Knox.

I phone up Oddjob and we break into Fort Knox stealing the cake

I give the cake to oddjob who hides it under his hat

i use an electromagnet to remove his hat, and thus take his only weapon. i then grab the cake.

i attach the cake to a fishing line and hold it underwater.

you mistook me for a fishing line, leaving me holding the cake and wearing a pair of wet trousers.

I give it to Medusa to guard

i send my army of bats to kill her and retrieve the cake.

i place the cake on the ceiling.

i hijack the battlestar galactica, take the cake, and use an escape pod to leave as it crashed into the sun.

i place the cake on the small of your back, just out of reach.