I turn the cake into a combustion reaction and it goes boom. I hide the remaining particles of it in my pocket
i steal your trousers.
i just made that...
i remake the cake, and place it in the grave of my mad uncle.
i take the cake...simple as that
i give the cake to sir schmoopy
i trade him a wheel shield for it.
i place the cake behind a secret door known not even to me.
it happens to be my front door and i take it
i make the cake evil and give it a shotgun to defend itself
i see the obvious flaw in your plan, and take the cake that doesn't have arms back.
i place it in a window overlooking the street, just out of reach from outside.
i use my extendo arms to get it
i place the cake on top of the clinton monument
i knock the clinton monument over to get the cake.
...hmm, i guess i could have just climbed it, but oh well.
i place the cake behind one of 3 doors. one leads to the cake, the others to a horrible death.
door number 2,epic win!
i take the cake to a super secret place,with motion sensing turrets guarding it
I wait 'till you're sleeping and use black-mana-powered spells to rip the information out of your mind, proceeding to the base and wirelessly hacking the turrets before walking in and taking the cake.
I hide the cake in an underground cave.
i drimll into then cave and take the cake
i hide the cake on instalation 07 (oracle knows what im saying)
I take the cake turn it into gold and give it to Zoidberg
i shoot zoidberg...with a gun
i take the cake to the royal canadian mints gold storage facility
i break in, knocking out all of the guards, an take the cake back.
Then I sell the cake on eBay
i place a bid at the last moment and win.
i encase the cake in glass and put it on display.
also, on 1/10/2009, i am hiding the cake here.
i take the cake from the case and run
i bring the cake to my underwater lair!
I evaporate the water and bomb your used to be underwater fortress.
Then I take the cake and throw it in a pool of lava
i grab the cake with my extendo arms (again)
i give the cake to oprah to do a show on
I crash the show and shoot oprah for no reason. Then I grab the cake and say "Yoinked and away!!" as I leave the stuidio.
I then dig a hole to the earth's core and throw it in there
i send a flying monkey to get it
i hide the cake with 100000000000000000 cakes that look just like it!
i pick up a random one, and get the real one by pure luck.
i digitise the cake and place it on a memory stick that also holds a virus.
i kill this game with fire!!
i also take the stuck and plug it into you computor
...i created the virus. it's not going to harm my software.
i un-digitise the cake, and place it in a box marked DO NOT OPEN.
i take the box without opening it
i put that box into another box and repeat 1000000 times,then hide the boxes in the arbiters pants!
boring. i make a new cake.
i place the cake in a cake stall, priced £13.
i buy it and put in my fridge....which is guarded by a brute!
i place a bag over the brutes eyes, and take the cake while he is distracted.
i place the cake inside your computer monitor.
I open up 2Girls1Cup and as the cake gets so disgusted, it literally jumps out of the monitor.
I have the cake. Also, I put it in Fort Knox.
I phone up Oddjob and we break into Fort Knox stealing the cake
I give the cake to oddjob who hides it under his hat
i use an electromagnet to remove his hat, and thus take his only weapon. i then grab the cake.
i attach the cake to a fishing line and hold it underwater.
you mistook me for a fishing line, leaving me holding the cake and wearing a pair of wet trousers.
I give it to Medusa to guard
i send my army of bats to kill her and retrieve the cake.
i place the cake on the ceiling.
I use a step ladder and take it.
I place the cake onboard the battlestar Galactica.
i hijack the battlestar galactica, take the cake, and use an escape pod to leave as it crashed into the sun.
i place the cake on the small of your back, just out of reach.
I use a back scratcher to get it.
I now place the cake on the battlestar Pegasus just to be mean.