You remember that thread? You know, the one that everyone loved, then got blocked for no discernible reason?
Well, it's back!

The rules of the game are simple: The above poster throws something at you, you react then throw something of your own.
I'll start:

I throw a pine-cone at the next poster.

Cake's here, by the way

I catch it and use it as bait for a squirrel.
^{Yeah, I remember. I would assume that there was a good reason why it was locked, so the mods may not like this.
Nonetheless...}

I throw a crowbar at the next poster.

I catch it, then smash Gordon Freeman with it while screaming "How do you like it!? Huh?!"

Does anyone know why it was locked, just out of interest?

I wrench Gordon's head off and throw it at the next poster.

I send Gordon Freemon at it.

I send Cthulu at the next poster.

I summon a vampire, and he hops on Cthulhu's back and flies at the next poster.

I call forth Rip Van Winkle, who tears the two of them apart with her magic bullets.

I throw a a blunt knife at the next poster.

I take the blunt knife to the head, rubbing my head i dazedly throw the nearest thing to my person...a computer mouse.

I chase and eat it... wait, wrong type of mouse...

I throw a barrel of water at the next poster.

Spluutering, soaking and wet, I wonder why i came to this thread and what i did to deserve this treatment.

I choose to throw a wet towel at the next poster.

I use it to smother a fire and win a medal.

I throw a mobius strip at the next poster.

I get mindfucked.

i throw saosin at the next poster.

I tell them their music annoys me.
^{I had to look that up. I'm useless at bands.}

I throw a drunken idiot at the next poster.

I have a drunk-fu fight with the idiot.

I throw a ferret at the next poster.

Aww, so cute- IT DAMN BIT ME!

I throw a handful of sand at the next poster.

It blinds me momentarily but nothing serious. I think.

I throw Pepper at the next poster.

I sneeze, really loud.

I throw a toothbrush at the next poster.

I am confused?

I throw a mudkip at the next poster.

Ahhhh! I don't liek Mudkip!

I throw a toilet at the next poster.

I nearly get hit by the Banhammer.

I throw a dog at the next poster.

I adopt him. Now I shall love it, and pet it, and hug it, and name him George.....

I now hop on the Escapist Ban-wagon and throw Necroswanson.

I see his name, but I don't know anything else.

I throw a troll at the next poster.

I am crushed.

I throw every possible "In soviet Russia..." joke at the next poster.

I get forked by the road...

I throw a rock at the next poster.

I cant see who you threw. Because he doesn't exist.

I throw magical knives at the next poster.

Free bread, yes! But I dropped them all, bah(they aren't in any packaging.).

I throw a manbearpig at the next poster.

I counter with Al Gore, the only man powerful enough to defeat manbearpig.

I throw a rabid hobo at the next poster.

I counter by quickly providing the hobo with welfare. He is no longer rabid.

I throw a couple hundred jellyfish at the next poster.

I attempt to catch the coupon, but it blows away. KHHAAAAANNN!

I throw the entire country of China at the next poster.