Day 66: Tried to trade my kingdom to the bees for a PS3. I got rejected. Now the Wii is emiting a strange blue light, it scares me...
Day 67: the WII said it wanted my soul....weird
Day 68: Wii turned out to be transformer. It was a decepticon, and I ran.
Day 69: i forgot im in abandoned room,monkey throws poo at him
Day 70: I think I'm in love with this monkey, or I'm delusional.
Day 71: Spent the whole say searching the house for a vicar to marry me and the monkey. Monkey didn't help. Maybe... maybe he doesn't love me back... maybe... maybe I should remove him.
Day 72: Fought the monkey. He beat me up. I am sulking in the corner right now.
Day 73: Still in the corner. The monkey keeps staring at me and I don't want to move. But I need food...
Day 74: Monkey tells me to stand up and he going to kill me i think
Day 75: I kick him in the balls.
Day 76: The monkey hit me with a coconut, it turns out that everything was a dream and I am STILL IN THE DAMN ROOM but it is empty, I NEED SOME ENTERTAINMENT...and money scrotum...okay ingore that last part.
Day 77: Roll over and bang into a cyborg named gutto, he seems nice.
Day 78: He was only pretending to be nice so he could steal my food. He turned violent when he couldn't and now I'm hiding...
Day 79: Attempt to strangle Gutto with steel girder. It didn't help.
Day 80: Gutto is getting hungry again. Hiding in the refrigerator wasn't the best idea.
Day 81: Refrigerator is sentient. Claims his name is Charles. Seems friendly enough.
Day 82: Asked Charles how he's been doing. He said he's been alright.
Day 82: Charles is bouncing around allot, opened the door and found Gutto opened a rave club in the room.
Day 83: Forced to resolve argument between two piles of dust in Gutto's rave club. Need to get some fresh air.
Day 84: Door still doesn't open. I guess I won't get any fresh air.
Day 85: Wonder if this is actually day 85...
Day 86: Realised that somewhere along the lines, my counting got fucked up.
Day 87: Surely today is day 87. Also, found a nail board on the floor. That is to say, I pulled up one of the floorboards and it still had a nail in it. Time to confront Charles about where my wallet went.
Day 88: Take over Gutto's rave club and turn it into a comedy club. Still to shy to ask Charles about wallet.
Day 87:Confronted charles. Charles swang his door open and hit me in the face, then spat tuna at me. That bastard.
Day 88: Time reset again.
Day 89: A Giant Panda appeared in the room and ate Charles
Day 82: It appears we are in some sort of temporal flux. Maybe Gutto knows how to fix it.
Day 99: Single handedly fixed time.
Day 94: Panda gave me his business card and ran off. I think he took time with him...
Day 101: Enlisted my lawyers, got time back
Day 129: Turns out that the time was a fake
Day 102: Lost skin diary.
Day 111111: Realise I have a split personallity, and will let the madness play out.
Day 90: Gutto fixed the times. Time to confront Charles. Now that I have my wallet, it's time to confront Charles about where my nail board went.