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Nobel Laureate
Posts: 15833
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

I get a giant cat

Wordsmith Extraordinaire
Posts: 12515
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I steal your top hat and fancy goggles, and therefore your very pimposity. The shame kills you.

On the Record
Posts: 5972
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I shove that damned burger down your throat. The shock of finally eating the thing causes your heart to explode inside your chest.

Nobel Laureate
Posts: 17375
Joined: 12 Apr 2009

I stuff you in the enormous clip on the bottom of my minigun and tape the trigger down

Nobel Laureate
Posts: 15833
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

I shoot you with a dart gun. Then feed you to an elephant

Nobel Laureate
Posts: 17375
Joined: 12 Apr 2009

I pretend your a cyborg then due to me being a cyborg slayer I kill you with a E.M.P blast brought on by me blinking

On the Record
Posts: 5003
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

I cut your hands (paws?) off therefor making it very, very hard to use that gun and then I stab you, job complete

On the Record
Posts: 5972
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I lock you outside. Combined with the cold weather and that armor, you suffer severe hypothermia/frostbite and die.

On the Record
Posts: 5003
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

Last of the Chinchillas:
I lock you outside. Combined with the cold weather and that armor, you suffer severe hypothermia/frostbite and die.

you obviously dont know about monster hunter hot drinks, but for the sake of my own death lets say I forgot them...

I genetically clone you to make another chinchilla since you both thought you were the last you commit suicide out of embarrassment

On the Record
Posts: 5972
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I pump my self so full of steroids that a single punch sends you flying through three walls, out into traffic, where you are hit by a truck.

Nobel Laureate
Posts: 17375
Joined: 12 Apr 2009

I do the same except minus the steroids and get the same result

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3941
Joined: 25 Dec 2008

I headshot you with an arrow and get the "William Tell Overkill" achievement.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 904
Joined: 18 Nov 2009

Since you are nothing but a metal disc, I melt you down and turn you into a spoon.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4589
Joined: 20 Jul 2008

I cut you to shreds with razor bugs.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 768
Joined: 28 Jun 2009

I throw you into a lead vat full of hydrochloric acid, as I hate Star Wars.

Wordsmith Extraordinaire
Posts: 10756
Joined: 26 May 2009

I rip your intestines out for not knowing it's from Dr. Who.
I have never seen Dr. Who, but I know what a dalek is.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 932
Joined: 14 Sep 2009

I kill you with DDS--Desu Deficiency Syndrome

On the Record
Posts: 5860
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

I poison your 'food'.

Wordsmith Extraordinaire
Posts: 10756
Joined: 26 May 2009

I blow your guts out with a blunderbuss, followed by blowing the building up.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 396
Joined: 31 Oct 2009

I smother you to death with packing peanuts.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2243
Joined: 15 May 2009

I use the power of Styrofoam to scare you so much, you die.

Nobel Laureate
Posts: 15833
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

The use of Styrofoam makes the world's eco system unstable. Mech Godzilla eats you

Copy Clerk
Posts: 118
Joined: 27 Apr 2009

get 25 kills then use my tactical nuke woooosh!

Nobel Laureate
Posts: 15833
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

I frame you for the murder of Batman's parents. 'Nough said

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4589
Joined: 20 Jul 2008

I sic the Joker on you, this should be fun to watch.

Muckraker
Posts: 290
Joined: 7 Jul 2009

I sic my frozen water beast on you! ZAP!

Press Junketeer
Posts: 396
Joined: 31 Oct 2009

I drown you in a river of fruit loops cereal.

Muckraker
Posts: 290
Joined: 7 Jul 2009

... Ok... I point out that you have been standing in snow for quite a while now. You freeze to death.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 396
Joined: 31 Oct 2009

I light you on fire and you burn to death.

Wordsmith Extraordinaire
Posts: 12515
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I...oh, how the hell am I supposed to kill a ninja cat? It's a cat AND a ninja? This is bullshit, I'm outta here...

*storms off*

Press Junketeer
Posts: 396
Joined: 31 Oct 2009

I use my ninja skills to sneak up behind you and place a kick-me sign on your back. You are then kicked... To death.

Beat Writer
Posts: 134
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

I see you in VATS. I then blow your head off, and like a chicken, you run around with blood squirting from your neck for several seconds.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 396
Joined: 31 Oct 2009

I use the groovitron from the Ratchet & Clank series on you and you keep dancing until you die from exhaustion.

Beat Writer
Posts: 134
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

Illogical death. In Power armor, the armor does the work for you...But whatever...

I grab a powerfist, and yell "FALCOOON PAAAAAWNCH!". THe fist hits you in the face so accurately that not even good ninja skills could dodge. Your are teleported onto a large skyscraper, where momentum takes you straight of the edge where you fall to your death.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 396
Joined: 31 Oct 2009

Well, cats always land on their feet so I would still die but I would look kind of cool as I did.

Anyway, I summon an army of baby sea lions to trample you to death.

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