I join in the Caramelldansen, then activate the bomb strapped to my chest, blowing us all to hell.

My avatar walks up to the remains of your body, sniffs them and then defecates on them. It then lets out a loud meow and then walks off.

I trap you in a box and leave you. Simple.

I lock you in a freezer, and the flames slowly go out as you die of pneumonia.

I have an epileptic fit thanks to your avatar, sue you, rob you of all your money and drive you to living in a box. Then a meteor strikes you.

My avatar sends a wave of her black feathers, slicing your avatar into bite-sized pieces.

I slice you in half. Since Suigintou is an incomplete doll, she falls apart from that easily.

Heh heh... Dude, you read Shojo manga...
I tell all your friends about that and they beat you to death.

I thought you had to kill the avatar? And also, did you just get ninja'd?

I throw a fireball at sam g's avatar.

No, I was talking to Az... You too, though! Your friends kill you too!

I smash your head in with a hammer. Also I dance on your corpse.

sam g:
Heh heh... Dude, you read Shojo manga...

Actually, I watched the anime. It was awesome.

I put my lightsaber near you, and the heat it emits will set fire to your fur coat.

I talk really quickly with no end and send imps after you....

I wedge a pumpkin on your head, and then cook it into a pie.

As you cook CodeMonkey into a pie, i shove you in the oven.

I get the Vault Boy to beat your avatar to death.

Eh, an anime girl.

Nothing easier than just a regular lightsaber battle.

Fast, efficient and gory.

My avatar is from space, and has seen worse than your simple saber. Mr. Slug, as I shall now call him, pulls out a 313-kazillion bladed, 16-dimensional, purple laser sword and FUCKING PWNS YOU DEAD.

I throw salt at you and watch you foam to death.

I tempt you with delicious, delicious bacon and make you eat until you explode.

I throw you into a sausage maker, leaving you to be sausaged alive.

I see this as suited perfectly to my avatar. Hans guns down the Kinks, before being killed himself by the below avatar...

I shoot you in the chest. It seems the only appropriate death for you.

I steal your scythe, use it to plow a particular field, and let the resulting undead minions KILL YOU. With apples. And catnip.

I push your glasses into your eye sockets until they break, and your eyes are full of glass. I then impale you on my scythe and wait for you to bleed to death.

^{Steal my scythe, and I will make you suffer.}

I stand there and judge you untill you commit suicide

I show your avatar 4chan, and his head asplode.

I convince the people in your avatar to line up in a row, then swing my scythe and impale them all at once.

I turn the lights off. When they come back on your avatar is a mangled corpse.

I have no idea what your avatar is or how I would kill it so I force you to watch 'Epic Movie' and you die from internal combustion.... yes I am that merciless.

Revan builds an army with the Star Forge and sets it on you.

I altar Revan's mind, turning him into a good guy!

^{ninja'd by a ninja. What is this world coming to?}

i take your red and green heart and break it in half, killing you.

I.....don't know exactly what that is.... I press ~ and type 'kill'

I poison your penguin even more. It is not dead... and bloated...