I drive my car more often and spray aerosols into the air until (by a matter of coinncidence, global warming isn't happening) your habitat disappears.

psychological warfare! *puts on headphones then plays kanye west and 50 cent dueting a hannah montana song*

I get mah peanutbutter and jelly, put some on ya and proceed to EAT YOU ALIVE MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i sprinkle my cyanide crumbs in the sandwich bwahaha

Then I'll just have to toast you so much no living human can eat you.
Then put you in a cage until you eat yourself or die from starvation

then il have to slip through the bars because im,you know,bread and go basterd on you with a baseball bat

Then I'll have to put you in a steel cage which covers all sides, with NO AIR HOLES MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

then i shall let my split personality (napoleon bonoparte) UNLEASH ZEE HOUNDS! (random ass add XD)

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

Deadly, no?

I set my army of small birds on you, and they peck you to death.

I put you in a transformer (vehicle mode) and then make it transform.

SQUISH.

I use an incinerator and melt you down into scrap metal. Then I make that into paper-clips and use them to help with the filing.

I stab you with my fire sword.

i throw millions of imps at you until they all beat you to death

I steal your imps from you, train them and send them to attack you

I take your oversized shuriken and disembowel you with it.

i put you in a giant blender

I eat your avatar.

I smash you open and steal your Rosa Mystica.

I send The Grim Reaper after you so he can get his scythe back and send you to your death

I start dancing, and you decide to join in, and we dance until you die, but I only lost half health!

I pierce your heart with a laser set to pinpoint precision.

I stab you in the back with the sword you used to have.
(And you thought your weapons were kept a secret...)

Well..I throw fire on your water candle! Fire that evaporates the water flamey thing!

I encase you in a block of ice, which I then push off a cliff. It shatters, along with you.

Well, using the power of my will, I will the shattered remnants of my body to reform, and all the ice to fly back at you, piercing your (non-existant) body in ...24 places!

I do something so stupid you facepalm yourself with such force you decapitate yourself.

I take off your helmet, and hold up a mirror. You actually aren't a buff space marine with a buzz cut, but a weedy, little nerd pretending to be one. You die of embarrasment. And then I facepalm with such force that I decapitate myself.

I stare at your decapitated corpse.
Then kick it.

Lightsaber + the pink, squishy face of a meatbag = gory fun for me

You get struck by the lightning in your avatar, making you drop your lightsaber. I pick it up and have fun making you beg for mercy in front of your own weapon.

I throw water on you, blowing out your candle. HA!

_{I wonder how a candle can hold a lightsaber, and a badge can throw water on someone.}

I cut half of you off, so it falls on the ground. Then I cut through the chain that's holding you on someone's neck, so you fall on the ground. It's a rainy day, and lightning strikes the puddle you fall into. Since you are a special badge, made of magical metal, you feel pain and die.

I fly into your head in a bloody spray, with of course a natural 20, and 3x Crit which kills you instantly.

The melting wax from my impossible candle traps your d20 in a small hot hell, causing the plastic of the die to melt. You die.