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Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1138
Joined: 11 Jul 2008

I pulverise your eardrums and mangle your brain with a thunderous, sonic boom scream.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1201
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I stick a finger in your open mouth and jam it up through your brain.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 396
Joined: 14 Sep 2009

I ram my claw through your skull and pull out your brain.

Then I eat it.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

I fill you with bullets from my trust worthy Combat Shotgun, as you take the shot, I then take out a combat knife, and stab you thirteen times.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I smash your casing with a blow from my scythe, and hit a vital piece of machinery, causing you to explode.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1540
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

i steal your scythe(sp?) and chop you to bits

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1774
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

I take the "OMG TOAST!" and beat him to death with his own text.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I dip my scythe in salt and stab you in the back. You dissolve from the inside out.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

I take your scythe from you, and cut your head off with it, then stomp on your corpse in a furious rage

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I set fire to the flag behind you, cut it down, and throw it over you. You explode when the fire reaches your fuel supply.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

I scream with a fiery rage, having exploded before my own eyes, I stomp on you with my giant metallic foot.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2889
Joined: 11 Mar 2009

Start up VATS, choose Head as many times as possible, watch results.

What are you gonna do NOW, person below me?!

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

Rages, and takes DrDeath's text, and throws it across the room. You have just been DELETED.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I flick your switch to the off position, then push you into a vat of acid.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

Screaming as I hit the acid, I make my one final motion in VATS, throwing a grenade at your face, making it explode instantly.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I throw chlorine over you, and you rust and die instantly.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1774
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

I throw some catnip into a meat grinder. You're a cat. Do the math.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

I don't die from the chlorine, for it is only a suit of T51-b power Armor. I use the suit to its fullest extent to squish steakheart before the suit locks, and I overheat inside.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I throw you into a cage of space birds, and you get pecked to death.
I give your processor a virus, and you smash yourself to death with your flailing arms.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

I dump radioactive waste on you that can be found all over the Capitol Wasteland, and you rot alive from all the rads in the waste.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I destroy your eyepiece, and place you in a minefield.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

There is no Eyepiece. Only a visor. I avoid the mines using both my normal eyes, and the light step perk. I pummel you to death as you sleep with my powerful armored fist.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Wait, you aren't a robot? That's what I've been trying to kill.

I wait for you to run out of power, then place you into an incinerator.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

No...T51-b Power Armor = Suit obtainable in the game that was used by the U.S. Military before America was nuked by China in Fallout
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I charge it you with two grenades in my hands. I find it best to die by my own hand than by yours. As I reach you, I explode

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Oh, ok.

I attack you with the shock coil, draining your life until you crash to the floor, dead.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

You hear a whistling sound as a mini nuke comes down on you, making a mini mushroom cloud as you going flying. I stand over your corpse with a fat man in hand (Mini nuke launcher) laughing through my helmet.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I call upon my elemental skills. Your power suit melts onto you, and you die from 1st degree burns.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

I push you over, and crouch on your face. With much constipating effort, I fart through my suit with the force of an atomic explosion on you, and no effect on me. You die of the toxic fumes that linger in the air.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I rip a hole in your suit, and send you into outer space. You asphyxiate inside your suit for a painful and rather disgusting end.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

I find a terminal, hack it, guessing the password on the first try, and type in the command "Azraellod-Die-37598h" You drop dead, and your body explodes a second after.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I fiddle around with the paperwork, and my boss comes for you earlier then originally planned.

I work part time as the grim reaper. It's a nice job.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

Seeing that your no more that a small kitten, I scoop you up, and place you in the toilet. You suffer the cold toilet water, and after about 3 hours of your torture, I flush you.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I stab you to death with a bullet. I don't bother with a gun.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 104
Joined: 30 Oct 2009

I laugh as the bullet does nothing to me. I belch at you, causing your internet to close, and you find that you cannot open it again. This lasts until your 3000 years old.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I take off your helmet, lie you on the ground, wedge your mouth open, and pour napalm down your throat.

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