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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1138 Joined: 11 Jul 2008 | |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | I stick a finger in your open mouth and jam it up through your brain. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 396 Joined: 14 Sep 2009 | I ram my claw through your skull and pull out your brain. Then I eat it. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | I fill you with bullets from my trust worthy Combat Shotgun, as you take the shot, I then take out a combat knife, and stab you thirteen times. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I smash your casing with a blow from my scythe, and hit a vital piece of machinery, causing you to explode. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1540 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | i steal your scythe(sp?) and chop you to bits |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | I take the "OMG TOAST!" and beat him to death with his own text. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I dip my scythe in salt and stab you in the back. You dissolve from the inside out. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | I take your scythe from you, and cut your head off with it, then stomp on your corpse in a furious rage |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I set fire to the flag behind you, cut it down, and throw it over you. You explode when the fire reaches your fuel supply. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | I scream with a fiery rage, having exploded before my own eyes, I stomp on you with my giant metallic foot. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2889 Joined: 11 Mar 2009 | Start up VATS, choose Head as many times as possible, watch results. What are you gonna do NOW, person below me?! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | Rages, and takes DrDeath's text, and throws it across the room. You have just been DELETED. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I flick your switch to the off position, then push you into a vat of acid. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | Screaming as I hit the acid, I make my one final motion in VATS, throwing a grenade at your face, making it explode instantly. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I throw chlorine over you, and you rust and die instantly. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1774 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | I throw some catnip into a meat grinder. You're a cat. Do the math. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | I don't die from the chlorine, for it is only a suit of T51-b power Armor. I use the suit to its fullest extent to squish steakheart before the suit locks, and I overheat inside. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | I dump radioactive waste on you that can be found all over the Capitol Wasteland, and you rot alive from all the rads in the waste. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I destroy your eyepiece, and place you in a minefield. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | There is no Eyepiece. Only a visor. I avoid the mines using both my normal eyes, and the light step perk. I pummel you to death as you sleep with my powerful armored fist. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | Wait, you aren't a robot? That's what I've been trying to kill. I wait for you to run out of power, then place you into an incinerator. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | No...T51-b Power Armor = Suit obtainable in the game that was used by the U.S. Military before America was nuked by China in Fallout |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | Oh, ok. I attack you with the shock coil, draining your life until you crash to the floor, dead. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | You hear a whistling sound as a mini nuke comes down on you, making a mini mushroom cloud as you going flying. I stand over your corpse with a fat man in hand (Mini nuke launcher) laughing through my helmet. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I call upon my elemental skills. Your power suit melts onto you, and you die from 1st degree burns. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | I push you over, and crouch on your face. With much constipating effort, I fart through my suit with the force of an atomic explosion on you, and no effect on me. You die of the toxic fumes that linger in the air. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I rip a hole in your suit, and send you into outer space. You asphyxiate inside your suit for a painful and rather disgusting end. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | I find a terminal, hack it, guessing the password on the first try, and type in the command "Azraellod-Die-37598h" You drop dead, and your body explodes a second after. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I fiddle around with the paperwork, and my boss comes for you earlier then originally planned. I work part time as the grim reaper. It's a nice job. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | Seeing that your no more that a small kitten, I scoop you up, and place you in the toilet. You suffer the cold toilet water, and after about 3 hours of your torture, I flush you. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I stab you to death with a bullet. I don't bother with a gun. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | I laugh as the bullet does nothing to me. I belch at you, causing your internet to close, and you find that you cannot open it again. This lasts until your 3000 years old. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I take off your helmet, lie you on the ground, wedge your mouth open, and pour napalm down your throat. |
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I pulverise your eardrums and mangle your brain with a thunderous, sonic boom scream.