I throw you off a radio tower, then poison you, then explode your time machine, then shoot you, then cancel your series, before bringing it back and forcing you to absorb the time vortex, and then kill you three more times which haven't yet been revealed.

i shove you in a room that is completely unsymmetrical
you kill yourself soon after

Boris introduces anti-wolf policies, with wolves and anyone associated with them being imprisoned on sight (as opposed to execution, for Boris is not unkind).

pulls your wig off in front of everyone and the epic shinyness (dunno if that's a word, don't care xD) destroys a satellite which in turn falls on you

I nail you to a wall, set fire to your fur, and stab you repeatedly until you die.

i chase you up a tree, then cut the tree, then carry it to the nearest volcano and drop it-and you-in

I hang you upside-down, then using a crane I lower you slowly into a vat of acid.

uses awesome anime powers and pulls crane down with me, killing you as well

My avatar rockets your avatar :)

pulls a "wolf in sheep's clothing" trick and eats you rawr xD

Boris' shiny hair reflects the light into your eyes, causing you to fire blindly, sending a rocket high into the the sky, where it hits the moon, bringing it out of orbit and falling right down on you.

Dammit, Ninja'd

Ok, Boris instead sends a London train speeding your way while he thinks up of a more ironic plan.

I call a Kraken to kill your avatar.

summons godzilla to grab your kraken and bash you with it

I summon King Kong to fight Godzilla, they start to roll, crushing you in the process (and most likley me too, but hey, s*** happens)

I fill a water pistol with petrol, then squirt you with it for a while. Then I hit you with a fire bomb.

I cover your fur in honey, making you want to lick it off, and you choke on a massive hairball.

i attack you with a clone of mine, the attacks of ours are 100% perfectly symmetrical that you stand in awe of the attacks
we attack like that for the next few hits and kill you

I drop you in the ocean with an anvil tied to your foot.

Nuclear launch detected.

I send my EU troopers to find your launch site, and stop the nukes in the sky.

I beat you to death with your own arm.

Edit: Every time I post, It's like a forum killer ._.

Avatar, gets of walking machine and forces, Amzer's avatar through the convey belt, he comes out like a flat piece of paper. He then writes a message on the leftovers and throws it at the next poster.

uses zanpakto (yay i know my bleach!) and slices your head off

I rip the toast slice's eyes out, and watch him squirm and die.

(Hey steakheart, You mind if I join your Postmodern Warfare RP forum, I know its a bit too late but...It looks to be rather fun)

Stomps on the space worm, laughing as he picks the gunk off his boot.

hits your helmet with a bat rattling your head and causing brain damage

(i know i only read about after it was started though :( )

(Same Q.Q)

Locks the toast in a plain room with a television everywhere possible.
The toast is soon Rick Roll'd, and it dies.

(But uh, yeaaah, If I could join, that'd be great.

sets the flag behind you on fire burning you to death

(or atleast pm when the story calls for new characters please)

Goes into a raging fury, and takes all anger out on the toast. You...BURNED...MY FLAG.

(Edit: Excuse me for being a noob, but what is PM an abbreviation for?)

YOU....RIPPED....MY CRUST!
stabs you with the remains of the flag
(pm=private message)

(I figured it was a message)

Hawhaw! I eat bullets like candy in the game Fallout 3...
STOMP!
Anyone in the mood for some pancakes?
Stomps on the Toast, and puts the flattened bread into a skillet.

i am not a pancake!

burns you with the skillet

You...You LEFT A BLACK MARK ON MY ARMOR!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Proceeds to grab the letters under the toast, and begins to beat the toast to death with the characters.

(Edit: Last post for tonight.)

I spit a glaive worm into your breathing vents.