i shoot the bird,stuff it,and put it on my toilet for decorations

I grab the toast and....awwww, he's soooo cute! I can't kill that!

_{Who's mah lil schnookums? Ooooga booga!}

ugh! those are not words! *splode*

i swell you up till you explode.

You're toast. I EET U!

i splode in your tummy.

I make you splode in my tummy.

_HA!

i make it a bitch to use the potty

I dookie on your doorstep, causing you to slip and break your toasty neck.

"Bankai" Avatar uses his power of speed to quickly slice up swollen goat.

I go vizard and tear you in half.

uses hollow power to slice you in half

Pulls the handles of, the walking machine and drives them into toast's eyes. He then throws the remains into a volocano.

pulls out katana and shows Ichigo some REAL swordfighting...

Real sword fighting eh? Calls on kenpachi and tells him to beat the crap out of wolfy. (My avatar has the abilty to call on the other bleach characters to help him, but he can only call one at a time)

Disembowels and eats. Then plays with the remains.

I gore Knight of some random number with the spikes on my head, and then go have pie.

Also, I use his ability to summon Bleach characters (yes, I'm like megaman in that I steal your powers) and seduce Orihime.

Edit: and I murder the ninja for daring to interupt me.

Use's heal ray, to restore powers and life.

Pulls the spikes of irishdelinquent's avatars head, and stabs them into his neck, and rips it open. He then pulls out the vocal cords and makes him swallow them.

Grabs a Killing Edge and prepares a masterful critical hit combo ending with a slash up Ichigo's(don't really watch anime, but I think that's his name) body from the crotch* up right through his head. He then sends the two halves to a cannibalistic chef who dices the body into even smaller bite-sized pieces.

*That's what it looks like to me in game.

Takes Hopeneverdies' arm by using a precision lazor, and beats him to death with said leg.

goes back in time and eats you as a baby

My cute little self...QQ

Overcooks the toast!
HAHA! You never left the toaster.

i jump out of the toaster(spring loaded duh) and eat you

HA! THE IRONY!

Oh...The Irony QQQQ

Goes into a rage that he had just been swallowed, and begins to use the many organs in the toast's stomach as a punching bag, causing the toast to explode.

explosion burns your half eating flag while i reform
.....im missing a kidney Q_Q

Thats what you get...WHEN YOU SWALLOW ME! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, by the way...FALCON...PAAAAAAAAWNCH!
Takes out appendix as he punches the toast.

do i need my appendix?

i hide in a bunker and nuke you

Uses, summoning powers to bring out captain Hitsugaya. Who releases his zanpakuto, "Sit upon the frosted frozen skys Hyorinmaru" (Soten ni sase, in japanese) Then uses his powers over ice to freeze Amzer's avatar, and with a quick flick of the hilt of the sword, Amzer's avatar shatters into a pale white dust.

Edit: Uses the power of the captain commander's fire to burn toast.... hah get it, burnt toast.

An eagle picks me up, flies to its maximum height, and drops me onto your head, killing both of us instantly. I'd say it was worth it.

I make scrambled eggs out of your avatar's remains. Because some people DO like green eggs and ham. ;]

shoots you for bad suess refrences.

YOU FORGOT TOAST FOR YOUR BREAKFAST!

I burn the toast by accident.

I burn everyone with a fiery wraith, that is also called a flamer.

SUCK ON THAT MR TOAST! YOUR DELICIOUS CRUST CANNOT RESIST THE LICK OF....FLAAAMES!

I wonder how you could get so epically ninja'd, the proceed to screw around in you dream world (I also lock you in.)

I pick the lock =O, and then I hunt you down for saying I was screwing around when I burned everyone's avatar.

Actually, I was screwing in around in your dream worl (such as killing important character and stuff.)