Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

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I just came off this site, which is filled with a bunch of movie based drinking games. What makes this site so entertaining was that, for every movie, there was at least one Drinking Game suggestion with a huge IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED next to it. For example:


An Inconvenient Truth (movie)

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED,
-take a drink every time Al Gore changes slides


So any way, here's what I want you to do:

1. Pick a movie, television show, video game...anything media based really
2. Create a drinking game out of it

...and the most important part...

3. Make sure there's absolutely no way anybody could survive it.

Trust me, it will be fun. Here are some more that I made up off the top of my head.


Forest Gump (movie)

-take a drink every time Forest says "Jenny."


The Office (television show)

-take a drink every time Jim looks directly at the camera and raises his eyebrows.


The Escapist (website)

-take a drink every time someone makes a romantic advice thread, a "best game" thread, or a zombie survival thread.



*WARNING* For Gods sake, don't try any of these...ever...

While watching csi miami:
Take a drink every time Horatio touches his sunglasses, either to take them off or put them on

Black Betty.
Every time in the song Black Betty, Black Betty is repeated, chug a drink until the next Black Betty.

While watching American Naruto anime:

Take a drink when ever he says "Believe it!"

Try the heavy version of this. Scroll down some for it.

Also, a drink for every time Max posts. I am not liable for any liver damage that may ensue.

Shot for every time a U.S. politician mentions the Abrahamic god in a session of their supposedly secular government.

Shot for every time a U.S. politician takes a stance solely based off of the will of their campaign contributors.

Shot for every time an Albertan votes Conservative.

In Burn Notice

Take a drink every time they blow a car up to freak someone out.

In Harry Potter

Take a drink every time Hermione over acts.

Are you drunk yet?

Yes - take a shot.
No - take two shots.

Repeat endlessly.

The escapist

Open a religious thread and take a drink whenever someone says something totally offensive to anybody but Atheists.

When watching any jack black movie.
Take a shot any time one of his "jokes" falls flat.
Take two if it is also a "joke" he has used in all his other movies.

You should die of alcohol poisoning before you are even half way through.

Yes, I really hate jack black.

Get a bottle of beer, drink it, and then shoot yourself.

Lion King - Drink whenever you see an animal.

You live through Circle of Life, you might just be Superman.

My friends and I invented my favorite drinking game. You watch a movie with the sound muted, and take a drink every time someone is able to say what the character on screen is saying, while they say it.

If my friends and I played this with Star Trek: First Contact, Casablanca, or any Star Wars movie, we would die.

Watch any tv show, and whenever anyone says something unintelligent take a shot of cyanide. You can drink alcohol instead, but then you'll just suffer longer.

A random person:
Try the heavy version of this. Scroll down some for it.

Take a drink for every nine hours you spend on TV Tropes. You'll die of liver disease, without fail.

Take a drink every time you have a dirty thought while watching the playboy channel

Me and my mates have played 'drinking dota', which is basicially dota but everytime you die, take a shot. After a few games there tend to be much higher death counts than usual *looks devious*

Watch Twilight every time you feel like killing yourself take a drink of the stuff you find under your sink.

not really based on a movie but
step one load a revolver with one bullet
step 2 spin cylinder
step 3 point revolver at your head
step 4 pull trigger then take a drink repeat this step

this game is great at parties

oh see this it funny but off topic russian roulette stuff http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-04.html

Any Michael Bay film...

Take a drink every...

1. Explosion

2. Slow-motion pan of the protagonist picking themselves (covered in dirt and sweat) up off the ground while the camera looks like it is lying on the ground making the protagonist seem to be 100 feet tall.

IdealistCommi:
While watching American Naruto anime:

Take a drink when ever he says "Believe it!"

for the wappanes, Datte Baiyou? (I probably screwed that spelling horribly)

DoW Lowen:
In Burn Notice

Take a drink every time they blow a car up to freak someone out.

In Harry Potter

Take a drink every time Hermione over acts.

Or, in the second movie, you could drink every time ron's voice breaks

I was gonna contribute, but then I found it more fun to add to others...

take a shot anytime anyone breathes

A random person:
Try the heavy version of this. Scroll down some for it.

Also, a drink for every time Max posts. I am not liable for any liver damage that may ensue.

We have calculated that to be roughly 67-75 times a day. You have been warned.

The Zulu Drinkin Game (Taken from Al Murray's Big Book of British Common Sense).

-Stick on the movie Zulu and skip to the battle scene
-Create two teams: A Welsh team and a Zulu Team
-The Welsh team takes a drink every time a welshman dies or they kill a zulu warrior
-The Zulu team takes a drink every time a zulu warrior dies or they kill a welshman
-Everyone takes a drink when Michael Caen speaks in a posh voice
-When the cattle are released, everyone take a drink from whoever is killed by the cows
-When the wounded bloke reaches the liquour cabinet, drain you glasses
-When the ususal "The Horror!" quote arrives, take a drink
-When the Welsh start complaining about being thirsty, drain your glasses. Because you can
-Every time a VC nomination is read out, take a drink
-When your side starts singing, sing along with them
-The team that wins is the team with a man left standing.

Those of you that have seen the Movie ZULU will know that this is not a game for the faint hearted. For those of you that haven't...why not?

While watching Pride and Prejudice, take a shot in any two-minute scene that would have been better with zombies.

Zeeky_Santos:

A random person:
Try the heavy version of this. Scroll down some for it.

Also, a drink for every time Max posts. I am not liable for any liver damage that may ensue.

We have calculated that to be roughly 67-75 times a day. You have been warned.

It's a drinking game that will kill you, isn't it?

Watch a CSI show and take a drink everytime..

1. The episode starts with a murder montage featuring some crappy "MTV Song of the Week"

2. David Caruso gives one of the cheesiest one liners in the history of speach and then throws on his sunglasses.

Drink every time someone on the View says anything about anything.

How about you drink every time someone on FOX news does the secret "Hail Satan" sign. You might not die from Alcohol poisoning, but FOX news has a team of highly trained assassins that make sure nobody notices things like th

Putchine power hour 1 shot minute for 60 that'll kill ya good seeing as that drinks illegal

When watching any Tim Burton film, do a shot of scotch every time you see a sequence that is either macabre to the point of creepiness, or dark and twisted to the point of being more dark than Gears Of War is brown. And I actually LIKE Tim Burton's films...

Plus, scotch tastes awesome straight up, and that is a great way to drink good stuff and get totally trashed at the same time ;).

You take a drink for every word you read or hear on the internet.

That follows the criteria, right?

Top Gun

Drink every time
- you see Tom Cruise with a shit-eating grin.
- you notice a homo-erotic undertone.
- Someone violates a major air traffic / general military regulation.

Everyone should be hugging the toilet by the second or third dogfight.

Watch CNN and take a drink everytime

1. A white woman goes missing.

2. Nancy grace says the line "War against Women"

3. Someone uses the gigantic smartboard in the SITUATION ROOM to give an overly complicated explanation of something really simple

Watch the Bad Boys 2 Trailer and anytime you see an explosion or extreme action take a shot, tried this with my mate and gave up after around half-way through. If you do it right you should have around 48 shots within you.

Watch any Michael Bay movie and consume every time something makes you wince.

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