The platypus. They're more unique.
Gift card or Cash?
Cubs, they can grow up to be your bear army.
Pinky or The Brain?
The Brain. He'd be more fun for me to hang around with.
Mutant bears or cuddly seals?
Mutant Bears. Yaoguays are your friends, kids!
Yaoguay or Deathclaw?
They're more rewarding to kills.
Pillow or Blanket covered in fire?
Pillow. Better value for money.
A jug of beer or a hermit?
A Templar or an Assassin?
An Assassin of course, their cooler.
Sword or Spear?
Sword. I'm better with large knives. :-D
Slab of meat or hunk of bacon?
BACON! (is an explanation really necessary?)
Apples or Oranges?
Apples. They are harder, and thus more viable weapons.
Rock or Jazz?
Jazz. That's an easy one.
Louis Armstrong or Nat King Cole?
Louis Armstrong. More syllables, clearly more powerful.
Rotten eggs or rotten tomatoes?
hmmm tomatoes can be used as good compost so those
air or water (either way you're fucked =D)
I'll find water while I'm breathing.
Dirt nap or Hammock hanging?
As long as I get to lie in the Hammock whilst wearing a straw hat and chewing on a long blade of grss with one foot hanging out the hammock. Then hammock hanging.
Turn left or Turn right?
It depends. Does the left turn lead to untold riches? What about the right turn? Does it lead to a harem? It's something to think about.
Chinchilla or Hedgehog?
Chinchilla because they're intolerably cute and won't burst me with spikes like a hedgehog. Being made out of balloons has its downsides.
King or Queen?
I haven't gotten into much King Crimson quite yet, what I've heard from them I've liked, and Robert Fripp is a genius, but I'll have to go with Queen. Gotta love Queen.
Windows or Mac?
Windows. I love 7.
And I've never had the money or desire to own a Mac.
Fried Rice or Deep Fried Twinky?
Fried Rice, I can't get enough of the stuff.
Roman Gods or Egyptian gods.
Roman. They're a bit classier.
Money in a piranha infested fishbowl or Gold in an acid bath?
The gold, I'd put on gloves and get the gold out, which would simply be cleaner, since the acid cuts through the grease and leaves a beautiful shine.
Snow or no?
No I need to get back to college, we've just started filming our movie. And I'm missing it because the roads are blocked.
Lose your Escapist account or your Console. (If you choose Escapist account you can't make a new one.)
I need this place.
Brass or Chrome?
(Oh and that was an accident I've made an option choice.)
Die painfully or lose everything you own and live homeless for the rest of your life.
Die, I'm materialistic.
Rubber duckies or boats
I'll steal stuff if I need to.
Fifty kidney stones or Give birth as a man?
Kidney stones; male birth, compared with what you're squeezing out, compared to the size of the whole is apparently the equivalent of pissing a walnut.
Rubber duckies or boats?
Boats I'll travel the sea.
The unbeatable sword or the power of ice.
The power of ice beacue I could just freeze the sword.. or anything for that matter.
Poops or giggles?